Jack Monroe #437 C U Next Wednesday

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I'll be honest and admit that I've only really looked at the Jack Tweets and not gone that far back in their timeline.

I suppose one of the reasons I always think these accounts must be socks, is what kind of person would jump in and defend someone they don't really know so vociferously?

Man, the internet is a weird old place.
 
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[/QUOTE] And they say Tattle has no redeeming social value. Really though, it's a constant source of edification and enlightenment. She still got chilled wrong and I will go to them mat over that. And she has stuffed another pair of expensive earrings into her one hole. Tiffany's "cheap" line at $575 per pair. For those label conscious types.
 

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You see this is why I don't comment very often, I get sucked into the Jackspiracies and my suspicious mind goes OFF.

I'll resume my lurking position and reading the excellent work you all do from the safety of my phone, which doesn't have my login details so I can only read and not make a tit of myself.

(AGAIN, JACK: SEE HOW EASY THAT IS?)
 
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Jumping in on my lunch break to say disappointed on the lack of chaos last night. Not so sure she trolled us though, probably hadn’t even noticed about the thread not working until she read it here!





Maybe too soon but nominating Like a very patient, precise, vengeful little chimpanzee For thread title
 
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In the thread bragging about how OH bought her the Tiffany earrings, didn't she say the other pair was chosen because laurels are traditional for Greek people? She's just being true to her heritage as a third-generation immigrant
 
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So sorry to hear that, how awful. Hugs to you and your friend xx
 
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Because she's a shit mum.
This reminds me, Jack's mum bought Jack an official caterpillar cake last year. But SB whose birthday is only a few days later got a knock off version. What I can't remember is if Jack bought it or not. She buys premium brand food for herself but smart price for her son. Every other parent I know would do it the other way around. Your child gets the very best you can afford.
 
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Or made him one being the crafty crafter she is?
My mum made me one when I was about 23

Also good job I wasn't about last night or I'd have been considering calling an ambulance for that kid myself. That would have been fun when they showed up and he was fine/not there. Cunt.
 
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You've not made a tit of yourself at all. Taken in isolation that thread where they're arguing with the anti- Jack account does contain some Jackish tendencies, particularly the condescending arrogance she sometimes adopts. As I say it's Twitter we don't really know who anyone is, even with big name blue tick accounts, it could be an assistant running the account rather than the celeb. Whilst we do like a good receipt here, a lot of the chat is speculation so don't feel you have to lurk for joining in.
 
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I know someone whose parents would eat a steak dinner and give their (not a small) child fish fingers. He was still pissed off about it.
 
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The dog's in the very large bed but isn't allowed upstairs?

She's a one upper. Always has to have done something better or gone through something worse. Needs to mention how big her bed is, that her house had however many rooms. It's such an odd way to describe things for some who is supposedly skint and who you'd think wouldn't want to advertise that she clearly isn't at all and has probably never been. Even on the video where she weighs herself she pans the camera round to show the ridiculous amount of towels and expensive perfume, which she passed off as her partner's.

I've never known anyone to make out they're struggling and in the next breath are flashing expensive earrings, king sized beds and 14 seater tables. And for people who adore her to think that's just fine whilst she's saying she still has to boil down soap for shower gel?! What the fuck is wrong with people?
 
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Yup, we’ve a pantry just like that now, stuffed to the gills. I grew up with a mum and nanna in council houses which also had under-stair pantries in the kitchen. Mine is missing a nice stone shelf, but I get by *sniff*.
Mine still has the stone shelf thing Genuinely no idea what the working class equivalent to pantry is supposed to be lol
 
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Yup, we’ve a pantry just like that now, stuffed to the gills. I grew up with a mum and nanna in council houses which also had under-stair pantries in the kitchen. Mine is missing a nice stone shelf, but I get by *sniff*.
Stone shelf! Such luxury! We had to nail our Frey Bentos pies directly to the wall!
 
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Still no ? Stop being such a chaostease, Jack.

I truly feel as though her Twitter likes are a fascinating insight into her innermost thoughts. Are we to assume from this that it's finally dawned on her how tragic it is that Burger Boy turned up in the middle of the night, nobbed her for six hours then immediately fucked off?



Also, I feel like this was missed amongst all the other effluence she was spewing last night/this morning. (SS from @Sideboard Bob )



The absolute fucking COMEDY of this coming from the single least stoic person I've ever seen when it comes to medical issues. She was threatening to go to A&E with a splinter in the middle of a pandemic, but sure, she only ever phones the doctor as an absolute last resort.
 
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In the thread bragging about how OH bought her the Tiffany earrings, didn't she say the other pair was chosen because laurels are traditional for Greek people? She's just being true to her heritage as a third-generation immigrant
Laurals are traditional for Roman emperors...
 
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