My sympathies
@Notmycat , can't be easy for you with that condition. I get terrible wind when flying (in a plane, obvs) to the extent where adjacent passengers have literally moved seats to get away from me, the violence of the explosions and the stench literally makes me heave so I don't blame strangers for moving out of harm's way. I only found out recently that I have an actual little known condition, called HAFE (high altitude flatus expulsion), who knew it was an actual thing? I was quite chuffed to find out that it is a recognised ailment
Apparently, flight attendants suffering from HAFE take the opportunity to fart whilst pretending to check passengers seat belts and overhead lockers, thereby avoiding gassing their colleagues in the small cabin crew areas at each end of the plane.
Every day's a school day eh?