Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

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Ablemabel

Jesus my head is spinning with it all!
 
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DinosaurSenior

All of the other events by the Association are available online so fingers crossed this one will be too
 
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NellieBoo

Fridge on/Fridge off. Fridge. Fridge. Fridge. Light bulbs. Lightbulbs. LIGHTBULBS. NO LIGHTBULBS. The word BULB makes me feel funny in my tummy now . Cheers Jack.
 
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W

Whaa?

It won't be the first time she has completely ignored the brief for what she is supposed to be talking about. At Glasgow people oohed and ahhed over what she had to say regardless. She will be expecting the same in Wales.
 
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Valiofthedolls


Chopping down signs with an axe is not the only thing for which she uses the multipurpose saw. LITERAL #JackHack

(Screenies from #dearhearttenderone @Marmalade Atkins)
 
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Jelly Bean

Hopefully someone from CHC will keep live tweeting and we'll see if Jack is there.

 
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HaveTinCanRattle

Tiffany Dupes said:
Music teacher me can’t even watch it. Or the bathroom one.
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Firstly, if you really are a "music teacher", you would do well to remember that the voice is not Jack's first instrument and perhaps keep your shitty opinions to yourself, pal?

Secondly, you might enjoy this etude:

Jack Monroe #344 344%

I just remembered a Stephen Fry story about some famous artist who used to draw portraits on napkins when he was short on money to buy a round, then sell the napkin for 💰. Jack would try this hack, but would it work? I can imagine her trying to flog something that looked like Dobby's hanky...
tattle.life

Finally, could you find a melody within the entire history of musical endeavour that would accommodate these lyrics? I'll wait.

Girl On The Radio. Lyrics and Music by Jack Monroe.

Somewhere before the news, That another celebrity has passed away; Somewhere before the sports reports, Was the news item of the day. Somewhere between the sixties pop, And the punk and metal reviv...
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That Forensic Man

Thanks for the reality check CL, there are definitely brilliant conpeople and evil geniuses out there but yeah Jack is more narcissistic thicko. Probably more of an opportunist than strategist but still think a publicist was involved beyond agent/publisher etc. maybe the guardian funded.
I suppose at a certain point with enough £££££ rolling in even someone that shit with money should be able to make do but apparently not Jack!
I have that pic 'to hand', see you in ten

 
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Elsie Ben Felyn

Elsie Ben Felyn said:
If you all send me sponsorship money, I’ll run there in my lunch hour to check. North -South - no training - how hard can it be?
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Well now we know. Thanks to those who sponsored me. I’ll be diverting the funds elsewhere and will not be taking further questions.
 
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MrsFawlty

Meanwhile over on Instagram...

https://giphy.com/26ybwwiZmci3DJdYs
There's an awful lot of posts that have vanished, including our favourite hair-braid-hammock shot but you'll be relieved to know the shrunken-head-nan's-curtains-boilersuit classic is still up.
 
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