Jack Monroe #431 Close your begs, woman!

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Ablemabel

Is she chuntering on for like 4 minutes before she starts warbling?
 
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People-huv-tae-know

I reckon the top was LJC's, she is a much taller lady.
 
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CabalofBolorneaise

I’m gonna hide this behind a spoiler to be on the safe side but I’m not about to give graphic details or anything.

Her account of that call and several other things she’s said make me think of the Lakanal House fire in which 6 people were killed. As if she’s taken the stories from there and changed slight details to make them her own. In particular the excerpt posted earlier which reads like a Jack version (god this makes me feel sick to write) of a real 999 call from that incident. It was in London in 2009 so before she made these comments - and it’s obviously vanishingly unlikely anyone associated got put through to South End.
 
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Reagent

moldwarp said:
EXACTLY. I also feel quite confident in saying that if she had experienced such a thing, she wouldn't be tlaking about it in such a flippant way.
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My Old Harold, (he has left) was a firefighter in the 80's & 90's when fire safety wasn't such a thing as now. He saw one fatality at a fire and it traumatised him and to this day I think he still suffers from ptsd from that and a horrible RTA he attended. Black humour was the way the watch had of dealing with horrific circumstances, but Jack's take on this is gruesome and sensational. She is insufferable and the absolute pits!
 
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Elsie Ben Felyn said:
Cancelling my booking at Cardiff Travelodge tomorrow (just in case)
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Lucky Escape said:
Yeah, because assault is so obviously hilarious. Thanks for that, Jack.
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She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.
 
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MavisBeacon

yes, I would expect that fire fighters might be more likely to see fatalities at road traffic accidents than building fires, yet Jack didn't mention that at all. I guess because you can't softly, gently talk someone out of a car crash
 
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Foxvint

Marmalade Atkins said:
No.

The photo pops up here, too. Never fails to make me laugh.

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The fuck is this! I asm Is that double denim like Jimmy Corkhill
 
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streby

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Note how it is about Jack's pain at the memory of someone dying and not the person who is dying and their pain.
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That person was VERY mean to die despite Jack's best efforts. Likely they did it to troll her. Can you imagine having the AUDACITY to die while you have THE Jack Monroe on the phone, trying to save your life?

It occurred to me, by the way, dearest Fraus, that if deaths in fires are so relatively rare in the UK then it'd probably have been in the press, right? Do we know when St Jack was in the fire service? Because they say the internet never forgets, and it seems like the tragic incident could be confirmed by a bit of a Google if it was in doubt?

But I trust her when she says she cannot lie.
 
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Mr Krabs

Right after the Guardian live promoted Jack’s talk, they posted a talk featuring this person.



Any relation?
 
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House of Carbonara

See now - this is something that truly makes me livid. *I* am military round the edges, with bells on. Forces brat, grand brat and great grand brat. I see no -ing evidence of being honorable, truthful, decent, shying from public recognition, having a cast iron work ethic that never lets on, always thinking of others first. I have no words to describe how much this particular cosplay offends me.
Sorry, ninnies.
 
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Mr Krabs

Jack: Fire service. Celebrity campaigner Jack Monroe speaking.
Pov: Help! The house is on fire! I’m dying!
Jack: Ahem, I said this is Jack Monroe.
Pov: Wait, like the author?
Jack: Boo, I guess.
 
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hooplifehero

I’ve never really managed to listen to Jack’s singing voice but Christ her TALKING voice on these vids. Not so much vocal fry as deep pan vocal fry-up. It sounds like a robot running down and scraping its lower register, like HAL singing “daisy” as it dies. And in contrast to this zero effort drone is her constant shaking and deep nervous breathing. She looks like she’s guilty as hell under police interrogation when she’s just on a mummy and baby podcast.
 
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Jelly Bean

People-huv-tae-know said:
She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.
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And she threw her pencil case at Kelvin McKenzie 'for The 96'.
Oh and also defended liquids being thrown at politicians. Even when Michael Portillo pointed out the physical threats politicians get all the time, and the fear that liquid might be acid.
 
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TheDragonWithAFlagon

People-huv-tae-know said:
She laughed about accidentally breaking SBs arm when she pushed his swing too hard. She loves boasting about assaulting others. She's 'decked' her brother, thrown a book at an art director and kicked someone in the shins. Or maybe she's lying.
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My mother would laugh about such things. Hilarious little anecdotes about 'I said I'd wash his mouth out with soap and water - and I did!' she fucking waterboarded him with fairy liquid and sink water until he nearly suffocated/drowned in foam and water. 'I told him not to steal food and just - oh, so funny - I went to tap his hand but forgot I was holding the carving knife at the time!'he needed stitches 'I told her that if she was a bully and pushed him, I'd let her know what being pushed around was really like!' down the fucking stairs 'Oh, it was so funny to see her smug face after I'd said my piece!' she hissed at the right year old next door that she was going to burn her Mummy's house down because she'd complained to the council about the state of the rubbish piled up against their fence.

She laughed all the way to my brother being put on the At Risk Register and her being threatened with eviction. And then, obviously, became the pawr ickle victim of domestic violence and defenceless ickle old lady who couldn't cope with keeping the garden tidy. A way of life for decades - decades that left a trail of abused children behind her. But oh, those stories were so funny - as though her laughing meant they couldn't possibly be admissions of violent abuse or veiled threats of further violence towards you because hey, she's got away with all those other things, what makes you think that anybody would ever believe you when she'll just give a tinkly little laugh and tell them that it's actually a really funny story?


Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt.
 
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hoopdedoo

Hang on, the Guardian is promoting a live online talk with Jack?!? After all the recent shite she's incited and her record of lies? I think as many of us as can do it should sign up for this event and do the online equivalent of a "NO PLATFORM FOR LIARS" protest.
 
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