Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.
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The top box is labelled 'LOUISA'
ETA @NellieBoo you can see she's messed about with her cheek/under eyes in the full image
ETA @NellieBoo you can see she's messed about with her cheek/under eyes in the full image
In all the headlines talking about Jack Monroe’s “failed” VBI, I can’t get past the fact that it’s not just that she failed. She came up with an idea and then literally NEVER IMPLEMENTED IT, but lied and said that she did. THE WHOLE THING WAS A LIE.
oh! oh! jail for jack! jail for jack for One Thousand Years!!!!
Morning, mitherers!
“This Goan Peach and Pilchard curry can be a real lifesaver when you are etc etc”
If I ever knew I was going to meet Jack, I would wear a sandwich board.
One side would say “granola”, the other, “blood/brain barrier”.
I don’t believe a word of it. Can you FOI a barbers?
Chapeau for the revealing photo alterations! I think it's an E at the end though. LOUNGE?
And she's blurred out the spendy earrings!
The eyebrow. Is it photoshopped to look like that? Is she telling us she's so stressed it's starting thinning or that she's been pulling on it?
It’s 8:30, so I guess her son will already have completed his daily Google.
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So yesterday I posted this
And then Jack Tweets this
But no, you don’t read here at all Jack, do you
And then Jack Tweets this
But no, you don’t read here at all Jack, do you
I think you're onto something there Studley
Ran the other image and it looks more like an N and G, but also like she's overwrote LOUISA with LOUNGE lol
I had visions of Jack finding loads of Louisa's stuff in the hoarded bungalow
Remember when she said she was making him run her Twitter account for pocket money? What ever came of that moment of pure insanity and horrendous parenting?
Morning all.
Just wanted to say that Jack really knows how to do a rocking Friday night doesn't she?
The other week it was playing in the freezers in Asda and this week she was pretending to have a haircut.
All I did was watch Fingers Kerridge do a Christmas dinner on catch up and then we ordered a pizza.
Am I doing Fridays wrong?
Just wanted to say that Jack really knows how to do a rocking Friday night doesn't she?
The other week it was playing in the freezers in Asda and this week she was pretending to have a haircut.
All I did was watch Fingers Kerridge do a Christmas dinner on catch up and then we ordered a pizza.
Am I doing Fridays wrong?
I think this mini chaos (bad photoshop and casual racism) will embolden her. We could be in for a proper one this weekend lads!
This is the only decent kids cookbook. God I hope she doesn’t get any ideas and do one herself.
This is the only decent kids cookbook. God I hope she doesn’t get any ideas and do one herself.
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The ear infection is yet another
for cocaine abuse. A lot of cocaine turning up in the UK in the past few years has been cut with Levamisole, a veterinarian worming medicine, and levamisole toxicity presents as inner and outer ear lesions. I’d link to BMJ articles on it but it’s grim reading for this time of a morning. TLDR; cocaine rots your nose AND your inner ear.
Wait a minute. Everyone is quoting this as if it makes sense
Why would you GOOGLE someone’s TWITTER?
why not just look it up… on Twitter?
Why would you GOOGLE someone’s TWITTER?
why not just look it up… on Twitter?
Shocking new allegation about Jack.
Is the friend who brings food round called ‘Ocado’?
They also work part time at the Turkish barber
also I just clicked the thread title. Chapeau ninnies, it made me hoot!
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