Jack Monroe #429 Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

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Valiofthedolls

BurgerLaBill said:
I hope his name was Matt(e).
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Bonus: DB also loves a small Stetson hat, has form for having and spunking a lot of money, and just like Ol Ordinary Hazza, has a lookalike brother whose cock she can “accidentally” grope and post about it.
aka Mr. Matte Gloss
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

Is she saying she had to ask the landlady’s permission to paint something white? How the fuck would she know?
I lived in a rental with pink walls. We found a tin of it in the shed and when we left we used it to cover some marks. We didn’t ask permission or anything.
Has her landlady got cameras inside or something.

Good tenants. I mean ones who don’t wilfully damage the property knocking shed windows out etc. are usually allowed to paint especially if they are long term tenants.
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck said:
Did she just say 26 rentals…didn’t she say 27 the other day
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Quoting myself because I know I’m not mad…screens from Nottonight and Hoop

Jack Monroe #425 Looking gormless in an egg chair

I was just reading the cost of living oral evidence report. The other day on insta, she said it was move no 27, which makes the shitty bungalow rental 26 doesn't it? Yet 8 months ago, in March, she told the committee she was on rental 22. Amazing that she has taken out 4 tenancies in secret...
tattle.life

so she told the committee this year she’s rented 22 in her short life. Now she’s done it 26 times - wow
 
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moldwarp

Brian Butterfield said:


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All your friends are fairly new Jack, cos when they get to know you they scarper.

I know it’s wrong to be bitter but I do feel a tad peeved when I think about the decades it took for me to buy my little flat, how long it was out of my reach, years of renting in genuinely shitty conditions, etc. Don’t get me wrong I’m incredibly grateful to have one now even though it’s expensive, a worry etc. But it irks me that Jack can spend ten years grifting and gaslighting and pleading poverty and then it would seem walks into home ownership and merrily tweets about it, ignoring all the shite she’s pulled along the way.

It do not seem fair.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Livia Fantasy said:
26 rentals in ~18 years is FUCKING MAD. And obvious bollocks.
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As dear @colouredlines has softly, gently PAINSTAKINGLY recorded for posterity.

Jack Monroe #274 I’m Jack Monroe, Rise minions of my echo chamber; tell me how dedicated & awesome I am.

I want to know exactly how long Jack was really at the Southend Echo for. Have we ever found any of her bylined court stories or news stories - there should be hundreds?? I’m sure we’ll find she had a small column due to the poverty/blog and maybe then did some work experience or the odd day...
tattle.life
 
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Potatoes O’Houlihan

Her chosen palette can hardly be described as a ‘riot of colour’.

As for the latest tweet spew, wow, she was obviously fit to explode during this days she didn’t post on Twitter and this is the result.

What a dickhead she is
 
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Cornelia Hosendove

Heck. This is appalling but also very enjoyable. I've been reading about maladaptive daydreaming (common for adhders). I can go into a complete other world in my head and make up scenarios which I can make feel completely & utterly real. However, I am 100% aware that I am making this shit up for my own enjoyment (& as a very nice coping strategy instead of drinking) Jacks little weird yet boring fantasy world seems to be leaking out of her possibly drug or drink addled mind & on to twitter a great deal these last few days, eg army of friends & meet cute with mr paint & paper & possibly the entire moving scenario. I AM MORTIFIED WITH EMBARRASSMENT ON HER BEHALF.
 
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Sideboard Bob

In her “white, everywhere“ pictures she’s accidentally included pictures from her camera roll.

It could be a lot worse, but I feel like we shouldn’t have seen these.

Allegra google image search?


House hunting pics, and a pint?
 
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Valiofthedolls


How the fuck could you take/post a picture of “the visible breeze through the house” you daft twat?

Also, if your SM “curates a rosier picture than reality” then your entire life must be even more DIRE than it sounds from your own asinine grim and often fictitious descriptions of it.
 
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VeniVidiVicki

She’s on the mother of all comedowns. I must say I prefer the real snarky snappy aggressive Jack to the faux saccharine one she was putting on last night when the snow was softly, gently falling.

I‘m also enjoying the whopper that she went on a sad walk and ended up somewhere she’d never been before. She’s lived in Southend her entire life. There’s no fucking way there’s a parade of shops she’s never come across before.
 
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