It’s SB I feel sorry for. His mam in the Fail. 
Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter
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I'm hoping he's a bit protected by young people not really reading papers these days but no doubt some hole parent will pass on the good news.It’s SB I feel sorry for. His mam in the Fail.
Re the heavily moderated/disabled comments in the Mail, I believe this is their mitigation when the story subject publicly says they have mental health issues.
Jack may be quiet on The Twitter today, but we take you LIVE to the crappy Bungalow……
Also if there are criminal proceedings in the offing.
Let's hope it's go-go for the po-po.
Jack definitely has more money than she lets on… if for no other reason (obviously we all know there’s PLENTY of other reasons!!!) then she obviously has a reasonable solicitor on tap. My assumption with the DM article is that she’s been onto said solicitor straight away screaming defamation at the top of her lungs and said solicitor has found some clause 0.1.4.5.7.9999 of the defamation handbook and the article is in dispute. She shouts liable at random twitterers so she’ll take great pleasure in doing at the DM.
Christ on a bike this woman is irritating.
On a side note, I have loved the slop thread. I wanted to make one myself but my husband rather eloquently said he would rather put his nob in a cheese grater then try one after showing him some pictures from fellow fraus. I wasn’t tackling that tit solo so I opted out.
Christ on a bike this woman is irritating.
On a side note, I have loved the slop thread. I wanted to make one myself but my husband rather eloquently said he would rather put his nob in a cheese grater then try one after showing him some pictures from fellow fraus. I wasn’t tackling that tit solo so I opted out.
The link will be on all the kids' whatsapp group chats
If we could have Japanese characters and we were 40 pages on, I'd like to nominate perhaps the purest thread title ever:
乱 or 'Ran'
Japanese for: CHAOS!
乱 or 'Ran'
Japanese for: CHAOS!
She's probs quiet because she's been sat outside her local Asda, pleading with bewildered shoppers for just half a dozen to see her through the day.
Why Jack beg?
Need more egg
Why Jack beg?
Need more egg
Mid chaos and we’re back to the roosters. Sex mad the lot of you
(Though I’ll fight you for those 15 mins as it’s more than I get in a month of Sundays!!)
His Mam in the Fail is nothing compared to the tit she puts out there about being shagged, allegedly miscarrying multiple times this year, feeling suicidal/attempting suicide/people wanting her DEAD, being dumped, gleefully looking for rooster on Tinder, formerly working in a brothel and myriad other things on Twitter about herself (all the above this year alone!) where she says he, his friends and his teachers read. Not to mention the tit she puts out there about him without his consent.It’s SB I feel sorry for. His mam in the Fail.
I like to think she's gone full Norma Desmond and is signing cans of cling peaches "Best Wishes Jack VBI Monroe" whilst offering startled shoppers hints, tips and tricks to help them manage their budgets.
Understand anyone not wanting to give the mail clicks, perfectly valid. I'm taking a hands across the aisle approach here, in this instance my enemies enemy is very much my friend. Guardian wasn't gonna touch it, they'd have to admit they were taken in and enabled her, the express is only interested in clouds that vaguely look like Diana, the mirror is a fart in a storm. So who else if not DM. Friggin cheddared about it me 
I guess the mail monitor their engagement on twitter. Just because the Jack story has WAY more engagement than their other stories (still not massive but if you look at their page it’s way above average).
It’s all that gloating & tooting Jack. You really didn’t think it through.
It’s all that gloating & tooting Jack. You really didn’t think it through.
She got hooked on cackleberries in the service. She's seen a lot of bleeping eggs.
While Jack in this mess,
Goes to Asda Shoeburyness
Why Jack feeling better?
She hiding Vienetta.
Goes to Asda Shoeburyness
Why Jack feeling better?
She hiding Vienetta.
SB bless him won't just be having to lob dog biscuits at her head this time to stop her duvet diving. He will have to lob Comfort and every Cotswold sideboard she owns
Sod off to your Dad's dear one.
Sod off to your Dad's dear one.
It wasn’t me! I’m just finished work and enjoying this grunk immensely!Using one of Jack’s recipes to make the curd
Own up-which one of you guys snuck this comment in?
Do you think this means there'll be no festive slop menu? 
Hard not to recognise the sheer shitness of her proposed methodology. For someone whose entire persona revolves around the practical application of information technology, her lack of appreciation of what can be done with it without having to "physically" traipse around the country is astounding. It's on the level of ignorance of people who hand-wave away opinion poll results they don't like based on a complete failure to understand how such polls are carried out.
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