Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[AlwightDallin]

I think she’ll ignore the whole thing. What could she do, say? there’s only so many owie posts, thirst shots and poormee mean bullies threads you can do.

Surely this will affect her patreon stats (WHY they don’t pause patreons who haven’t delivered in YEARS is beyond me) and the flying monkeys and blue ticks seem rather conspicuous in their absence this time around. Maybe because the proof is all her own words!

Just need Netflix to deep dive it, Don’t F*** with cats style. I’m thinking of a title, hmm…

Boot$trap - The Jack Monroe Story

The Middle Class Con

A Grift Called Jack

 

[House of Carbonara]

Exactly. I think she’d convinced herself that HH2 would get her a house. That is how detached she is from reality. And there is no way she’s been applying for jobs, like she said she was - that was all designed to tug on the heartstrings (“how can Jack, champion of The Poors, possibly work an ordinary job - we must save her from this fate!”, etc).
Anyway, she should start looking for a job now.
I wonder how this is going down in Southend, among all the people who know her. I bet she’s the talk of the town. Oh dear. Such a shame

I think the smartest move would be to move countries. Somewhere they don't know her, and start afresh. Just saying.

 

[Bugger13]

It takes a certain percentage to turn and the sheep types follow. You always get some weirdo who can’t admit they’ve been fooled like that woman who kept protesting that ‘Jimmy’s a charity hero’ when the slimy duck savile was outed. Not that Jack’s comparable to him obviously but some people are wedded to their ‘good/bad’ narratives. Bizarre considering many of them have never even met the object of their fawning. Then again, plenty of soap stars say members of the public love or hate them depending on the storylines they’re in.

 

[Saltfish84]

Just need Netflix to deep dive it, Don’t F*** with cats style. I’m thinking of a title, hmm…

Boot$trap - The Jack Monroe Story

The Middle Class Con

A Grift Called Jack

If I’m not on there like a deranged wide-eyed crank of a talking head then all this *gestures * was for NOTHING

 

[Limey]

BBC 6 o'Clock News was on the ground reporting in Southend. No sign of the normally rent a quote smol pixie. They interviewed people who were actually working for a living.

 

[moldwarp]

Jack definitely has more money than she lets on… if for no other reason (obviously we all know there’s PLENTY of other reasons!!!) then she obviously has a reasonable solicitor on tap. My assumption with the DM article is that she’s been onto said solicitor straight away screaming defamation at the top of her lungs and said solicitor has found some clause 0.1.4.5.7.9999 of the defamation handbook and the article is in dispute. She shouts liable at random twitterers so she’ll take great pleasure in doing at the DM.

Christ on a bike this woman is irritating.

On a side note, I have loved the slop thread. I wanted to make one myself but my husband rather eloquently said he would rather put his nob in a cheese grater then try one after showing him some pictures from fellow fraus. I wasn’t tackling that tit solo so I opted out.

Nah if it was that, the lawyer would get it taken down while investigated.

They often turn off comments when it’s about a “controversial” celeb that might invoke a lot of heavily personalised or offensive commentary. Or they got a Jack FM attack.

I see that some kind Frauen here are wondering about the effect this will be having on SB. All I would say is that by the time I was 13 I was more than wise to the ways of my narc parent and really wanted as little to do with them as possible. If their behaviour had been called out, I wouldn’t have felt sad. I’d have felt SEEN.

 

[Orphan_Black]

BBC 6 o'Clock News was on the ground reporting in Southend. No sign of the normally rent a quote smog pixie. They interviewed people who were actually working for a living.

Her crappy bungalow road looks like millionaire's row compared to the square they showed in that news article.

Jack would never live in such an area.

 

[Django]

Some people have good memories, this is on the Daily Mail's Twitter

 

[SeeleyBooth]

I think the smartest move would be to move countries. Somewhere they don't know her, and start afresh. Just saying.

I think you are right. To help her, I have decided to buy Jack a HOUSE!

Spoiler: The house

There were none in Greece, Jack. They don't want you either

 

[Limey]

Some people have good memories, this is on the Daily Mail's Twitter
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Of all the absolute tit she's pulled, that was the lowest.

She deserves to be vilified for this alone.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Why do papers always use ancient photos of her. I would be raging to have someone do a media piece on me and the photo being from like 10 years ago. I dont loom anything like i did then. I also wore questionable fashion then too.

 

[Hold my beans]

If I’m not on there like a deranged wide-eyed crank of a talking head then all this *gestures * was for NOTHING

And they'll interview @Geetbo with voice altering and a camera view of his sandalled feet IN NEARLY WINTER

 

[moldwarp]

Of all the absolute tit she's pulled, that was the lowest.

She deserves to be vilified for this alone.

Mmmm you say that but that’s against some pretty stiff competition including but not limited to:

1. Claiming heart attacks
2. Claiming to have suffered severe seizures
3. Shouting about body positivity whilst ana baiting in her pics
4. Many posts highly triggering to survivors of abuse
5. Claiming PTSD and getting the symptoms wrong
6. Sophie Ellis Pretzel

….to name just a few that have pissed me off the most

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

*taps sign*

Reminder: Jack was not pretending to have cancer in the scarf photo. She was moaning about having covid to one of her followers.

 

[HenriiCoop]

She came from Greece she had a thirst for grifting

 

[munkibrain]

It's a shame Molly hasn't updated her website past 2018 really because a good rundown of the Teemill/Lee Anderson/ONS/VBI happenings is sorely needed to keep all these Mail readers up to date.

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

Re the screen shot of the coffee & cake invite, I might be out of my lane here as a non parent but describing herself as a 'new mummy' with a 20 month old is odd is it not? I know from observation that early parenthood can be baffling but if I'd been at something for nearly 2 years I wouldn't consider myself a newbie. I have no actual point to make here other than 'eh?'
ps not really looked at a photo of her kid before as generally his image is not posted on tattle, but saw that photo on the mail article, he is bloody lovely isn't he? Whilst she looks like a vengeful goblin sat there dead-eyed next to the performance cupboard.

 

[DragonBoy]

She came from Greece she had a thirst for grifting

She studied coding at a legal college

 

[Notmycat]

I had a look at the daily mail article and I found this ad showing about hhalfway down.

#Vladknows #1908 truther (cos all years are interchangeable innit!)

 

[Mr Krabs]

The overdone lip fillers are really the cherry on the tit sundae that is the sicky Jack photos.

I’m so so depressed I could barely get myself down to Vie Aesthetics.