Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[Bugger13]

Oh come on Jack, throw us a burnt crumb. Where’s the wailing & clawing & warbling?
If you think you’ve done nothing wrong, where is the hyperbolic victim statement? I’m trying to postpone hoovering here for ducks’ sake.
Also just saw this on Twitter. Toot toot!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

The link will be on all the kids' whatsapp group chats

Pretty sure it will be on all his teachers’ WhatsApp groups.

Speaking of, that Biol teacher who’s been a stolen scalpel down for 18 years is probably feeling that karma is finally coming around too.

I’d imagine some of LJC’s mates are feeling somewhat gleeful as well. If one of my mates had put up with her tit, I know I would.

Out of my own SPITE, I hope Old Not-Harold’s parents aka the in/outlaws are seeing it too. And Carole the enabler, you can duck OFF because you bear some responsibility for all this (waves arm around) too.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Peter Davidson the old Dr Who?

No, some guy who looks like Uncle Fester when he was a partying student

 

[DragonBoy]

His Mam in the Fail is nothing compared to the tit she puts out there about being shagged, allegedly miscarrying multiple times this year, feeling suicidal/attempting suicide/people wanting her DEAD, being dumped, gleefully looking for rooster on Tinder, formerly working in a brothel and myriad other things on Twitter about herself (all the above this year alone!) where she says he, his friends and his teachers read. Not to mention the tit she puts out there about him without his consent.

And always forgetting about him when she’s tweeting rit about her Blue Ticks/FMs who ‘really mean so much’ to her and ‘get her through the dark times’, etc.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

I'm sure Jack will be back any minute to weigh in soon, armed with the porridge recipe. Right when she's finally completed the school run.

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Pretty sure it will be on all his teachers’ WhatsApp groups.

Speaking of, that Biol teacher who’s been a stolen scalpel down for 18 years is probably feeling that karma is finally coming around too.

I’d imagine some of LJC’s mates are feeling somewhat gleeful as well. If one of my mates had put up with her tit, I know I would.

Out of my own SPITE, I hope Old Not-Harold’s parents aka the in/outlaws are seeing it too. And Carole the enabler, you can duck OFF because you bear some responsibility for all this (waves arm around) too.

I see LJC went to see Mary Poppins last night. It’s almost like the planets are colliding, or is the stars aligning? Anyway LJC is looking fab-u-Lous and obviously living her best life.

 

[jenny2603]

Pretty sure it will be on all his teachers’ WhatsApp groups.

Speaking of, that Biol teacher who’s been a stolen scalpel down for 18 years is probably feeling that karma is finally coming around too.

I’d imagine some of LJC’s mates are feeling somewhat gleeful as well. If one of my mates had put up with her tit, I know I would.

Out of my own SPITE, I hope Old Not-Harold’s parents aka the in/outlaws are seeing it too. And Carole the enabler, you can duck OFF because you bear some responsibility for all this (waves arm around) too.

At least Harold is taking it well.

 

[Everytown]

Jack may be quiet on The Twitter today, but we take you LIVE to the crappy Bungalow……

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crappy, cozy - it's all the same for Jack...

Inside Jack Monroe's cozy home where she transformed old shed to gleaming studio

Journalist and food writer Jack managed to turn a run-down garden feature into a chic and stylish area that gives her space to try out different recipes

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Livia Fantasy]

I like to think she's gone full Norma Desmond

In a World Cup year no less!

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Toot toot new thread amid a chaos.

Well done @Geetbo and @heretoreaditall2019 for our new thread title, you win subscriptions to the Daily Mail, erm, congrats!

The Daily Mail printed an article on Jack and AM, chaos ensuing.

Spoiler: Article link

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...paigner-Jack-Monroe-detractors-flares-up.html

That's all I got, pals.

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Walking past a food bank collection trolley in Asda today, I noticed it had “working with the Trussel Trust”.
I immediately thought, “not trusting that lot”. Dammed by association with Jacky. I would give to an independent food bank.

 

[DragonBoy]

crappy, cozy - it's all the same for Jack...

Inside Jack Monroe's cozy home where she transformed old shed to gleaming studio

Journalist and food writer Jack managed to turn a run-down garden feature into a chic and stylish area that gives her space to try out different recipes

www.mirror.co.uk

“The talented 32-year-old Bootstring Chef” There’s a quid’s worth of crappy GWR coffee up the back of the seat in front now.

 

[Hunsgraveyard]

Guessing Molly's web traffic is off the charts right now I don't see how Jack can salvage this. The Mail (for all their sins) will have done good due diligence before running this article, so Jack and the pro bono Jewish lawyer on the Sabbath and his army of crack paralegals won't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

The tabloids have finally cracked, now for her thirst pic of her mounting the sideaboard for the sun and we are on our way to another tabloid trash celeb. Aka katie price.

 

[SeeleyBooth]

Spoiler: Laughing

I'm and all over with these funny posts but I currently sound like Mutley when I laugh. The OH (who hasn't LEFT) is taking the piss out of me when I laugh. Which makes me laugh and cough more...

Stop making me laugh WARNED!

 

[DragonBoy]

Guessing Molly's web traffic is off the charts right now I don't see how Jack can salvage this. The Mail (for all their sins) will have done good due diligence before running this article, so Jack and the pro bono Jewish lawyer on the Sabbath and his army of crack paralegals won't have a leg to stand on.

Oh god, I hope she hasn’t taken the paralegals off the website fixing cos free cash via that may soon be all she has coming in

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Yikes, i just remembered the book, Will no one think of the BOOK! Its out in like 10 weeks.

Something tells me, January's going to be a rough month for everyone.

Its also budget day..
Poor love, no stone cold takes from her today.

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

Went back for a more careful read of the DM article & noticed this description of the Trussell Trust T'shirts 'Dead people don't riot' wrong word but correct punctuation.
To be fair to whoever tossed out this scruffy, mistake riddled piece of garbage journalism, if unfamiliar with JM before being assigned it must have been thinking 'what the bleeping hell is this story about?!!' & given it their best shot.

eta the piece is really hard to find on the mail website, it's in the Femail section, you have to scroll down past about 30 nonsense articles about the royals & another tit ton of guff before this appears on the right of the page coincidentally opposite a worse set of before & after pics than jacks.

 

[Claret]

The best thing now would be for investigative journalists to delve deep into the misappropriation of funds. Specifically the patreon and more importantly the missing money that should have gone to charitable causes. There is no excuse and no reason for money intended for charity to go into a personal account

If they did this she's finished, no one would touch her with a bargepole. Speaking engagements, columns, TV talking head, book deals would all be gone. There might even be a prosecution

No wonder she's being quiet. She dare not speak

Even her most ardent followers can surely see what's going on now, for them, it's never too late to turn, some will be doing that every day

 

[Emmapism]

Given Jack said the thing that was stopping her from delivering her Patreon rewards was 'having to interact with trolls on Twitter' she should have it all done soon.

She must surely be so quiet because she's fulfilling those rewards. Or providing something. Right?

Unless she's just a lying Grifty McGriftface and she'd rather snark about her supporters than express any gratitude to them? Doesn't sound like the image people have of Jack but unfortunately, it's the reality.