Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

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Sideboard Bob

I know once you’ve met one Turkish barber, you’ve met one Turkish barber, but her hairdo really doesn’t look as neat as the results from the Turkish barber near me.

my ex and his friends used to go there, and their edges were so sharp.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

Who dat? Looking a bit Pete Postlethwaite around the facetuned chops there.

Satisfying Click said:
Lest we forget
Creative mullet



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That is the real Jack and still no one recognises her!
 
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That Forensic Man

Griftymcgriftface said:
I knew there was one before

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Save money on hampers by winning a Fortnum and Mason food and drink award (judge's choice) 2013.
She really doesn't get that people on the bones of their arse just don't have vintage Laura Ashley curtains or a melodian (there's something for the list) full stop. Where she got them from is completely missing the point.
And it still unreasonably pisses me off that she found/rescued that sleigh from someone's driveway/garden, like what the actual fuck? Save money on sleighs by stealing them?
 
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Cookiecookie

Oh ye gods, that haircut. The lies! It's just like breathing to her. Except probably easier, what with her 'sinus problems' and that.

If any of you desperately want to be ID for booze, come to the Territory for your next holiday! We have mandatory checks here. Just don't google anything else about the place before you book tickets...
 
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Satisfying Click said:
Exhausted Jack is back

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Family and friends......?
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She is the kind of stupid that thinks a poop deck on a ship is where the toilets are to be found.
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Oh dear, is it going to be one of those nights?

ETA she’s literally spewing tweets right now
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Ugh, fuck off burger Jack. Social media is not the place for your horny mitherings.
 
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Dogmuck

soz but I’ve got another question…what in the Homelander action is going on here? Is this what happens when you only have solar lights?
 
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Serafina Pekkala

Only 2 possible reasons Dear Squiggy:
1. She is actually following her £20 meal plans
2. She is living in a storm...
 
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That Forensic Man

Cascara said:
The ‘tiny whisky bottles’ are from a Master of Malts advent calendar, they start about £150 upwards. Much poor, much poverty, much all from skips so poor.
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Good grief and I thought I was being decadent with the £50 Wera tools advent calenders, that I've stopped buying after a few years because I can't justify it now I've got a handy collection of tools for doing all the DIY about the house
£150 Master of Malts advent calendar

 
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Griftymcgriftface

People-huv-tae-know said:
Ugh so she is using her son to man Twitter, cunt! And inflicting your manky infection on the poor barber? Also, cunt! Could that be a snow related infection? Note the performative packing boxes in her shitty selfie.
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Vaseline in an ear infection doesn’t sound like the miracle she professes it is.
 
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