Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

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Didn’t someone mention drinks getting pet hair in as a joke earlier
Glad to see reunification in action in Sarfend.

Yes, yes they did
 
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(I fucking hate it when she posts a follow up tweet entirely in parentheses when she needs to overexplain something)

Also, what was the effing point of the stunt wig for the Grifty Kitchen cover if she was just going to get her hair cut again and contradict her weird "continuity reasons" excuse anyway!? I swear to God, I don't think a more bizarre human being has ever existed.
 
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The photoshopped earrings remind me of what happens on Teams when I'm holding a cup of tea with a background blur
 
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Yawn, we're back to the 'I'm not like other girls' posts. She is so tediously attention seeking.

What a song and dance she's making of a house move. I hope she is buying somewhere, it'll be a decent asset to strip when she's eventually in court. Failing that, it'll be a struggle to maintain a property with her income streams drying up. Good luck, pal.
 
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It’s just a never ending cycle of joy and illness and poor me and it’s so fucking tedious. Her poor son.
 
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It’s like these two birthed something from another dimension. Why does she filter herself to look so fucking ridiculous?!


Why has she facetuned dirt and muck all on her face?
Maybe the “little Turkish barber” rubbed it into the “little patronizing twat’s” face?
 
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Hi Jack, get your own material.
Also did the barber do your colour and foil highlights? My grey is coming through something terrible and 8 quid sounds like a bargain even factoring in the train fare!
 
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I don't look like anyone famous, the closest I can get is a drunk bloke telling me I looked like Angelina Jolie in Gone in 60 seconds. Impressive beer goggles, my dude.
Now you mention it dear MCMsy, I think that guy might have been bit pissed as well as half blind
 
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