Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William

[FlirtyThirty]

Can someone throw me a bone?
All this talk of Dr Martens, greets the reporter in her willow patterns but photographed for said article in her red ones

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I notice she claimed to get some leapord print shoes from Oxfam but we've only seen leopard print Joules, Nike Air Max and the Downing Street jobbies so far

There’s a magazine cover with her wearing some leopard shoes but I boringly triangulated them to Dorothy Perkins and they were about 20 quid and as was still mid THAT BLOODY LAMP wail I didn’t share…

 

[hooplifehero]

Can't help but think that's a plate of her unruly labia

You’d definitely be looking at her unruly nipple every day

 

[Ablemabel]

Here it is. The whole thing is pretty grim. Both Allegra AND Jack throwing shade at her very young son (As usual when it comes to Jack).

View attachment 1704124In fact, interchange the underlined for “Mrs. J” and this is pretty much the shit Jack used to post about LJC too.

Jack Monroe and Allegra McEvedy: We’re teaching the kids that food is about more than fuel

The food writers and cooks discuss family meals and their children’s favourite pancake recipes

www.theguardian.com

I know not the point but that bloody kitchen! No wonder JM thinks hers is like something from Ideal Home.

 

[Lauradianalou]

she’s asking for 2 months at £10 per month…she cancelled after that when she realised no rewards were forthcoming, I believe.

Good grief.....I'd be asking for the whole lot.

 

[Notmycat]

storm in Sarfend anyone? Picture evidence of snow

 

[mince]

Is cocaine a spice?

Quoting self like a narcflake in a snowstorm, but over on slopalong…

I realised this morning that the missing ingredient is sat on my spices shelf. Check your cupboards for cruets, you might have it too. This way to seven book glory.

Spoiler: Missing ingredient

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[Nonah]

What are those things on her feet made of? With my poor eyesight I would say slugs.

It certainly looks like they’ve been used as a slug playground for a while.

 

[frostily]

My search skills are useless but my memory is not too bad. I think this is the pie she tried to pass off as her own.

Jack Monroe #69 I can see clearly now the make-up’s gone

She is being so annoying. I bet her son doesn’t call her mamma 🤢

tattle.life

Too short

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Who actually calls it snogging over the age of about 16. Why does the think anyone wants to know that she is snogging and is she really trying to say she has struggled with booze from her very first snog, EVER?!

I was 10 when i had my first kiss/ snog. It was terrible, I didnt get into anything else till i was alot older though!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Same. I actually bought some salmon paste a few months ago, which is still sitting on my mantlepiece, because I was going to do the salmon noodles. I can't face wasting decent ingredients and energy on her terrible recipes, especially not in this economy. I just find disappointing food really upsetting. For reference - I have been known on at least one occasion to have burst into tears when I've ordered badly in a restaurant. I can't do it to myself. So I can simply applaud the brave Fraus and look forward to seeing the results with my hands over my eyes.

She's also got some crab paste recipes out there, if anyone fancies a pasty crustacean experiment?

 

[Julia Edwards]

The one who got reported after posting a google map with a pin in 'Thorpe Bay', which Jack took to be an attempt to locate the shitty bungalow? That would make sense - it would certainly explain the obsessively shitty nature of so many of his other tweets.

I hadn’t made that connection - I think you’re right.

 

[here we go again]

We have a foodi ninja, we got it with the money saved during lockdown, due to not having a life.

We have experimented lots with it. Recently we have boiled eggs in it and they came out chefs kiss.

I ordered one of those and was reluctantly forced to send it back because we have no space for it they're huuuge!!

 

[Lucky Escape]

I hate poetry but I don’t want to miss out:

Just look at this loser
A girl on the grunk
Can’t always
Keep up

It’s hard to
Sit tight

Always waiting

Contemplating the hopeful
Universal cancellation of the
Nefarious grifter which is not before
Time

Oh, that brings back so many memories - a very similar acrostic featuring a teacher's name almost got me suspended from school 30 years ago...

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She's more like Jack than I thought ...
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Is it a Jack sock finding new ways to extort money via Twitter?

 

[Snotbuster]

Didn't a frau point out the other day that food banks can't give out baby formula?

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Yet she never claims, in these tweets, to have done any of these things. She's implying it heavily but if directly questioned, she thinks she has plausible deniability.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Surely you'd melt them? Can they melt?

 

[Hollaaa]

I think I'm going to be sick and for once it's not slop-related.

It's not even a humblebrag. It's just four brags for the price of one:

-I have a big shiny eagle with my name on it!
-I have a drawer full of letters because people think my work is amazing!
-I'm such a great parent because I never get annoyed and my kid adores me.
-I'm above caring about superficial things such as awards. *Ascends to a higher spiritual plane*

Blurgh!

What a lovely story. The first bit about the eagle sounds legit but I somehow still want to zoom in on the name.

 

[House of Carbonara]

Quoting myself like a ninnie but I am like Jack, I have no shame

I've spent the last few minutes screenshotting the food photos from her first book so if I label each one as to what it allegedly should look like according to the book.

And then..... what it actually looks like when the canal does it, bearing in mind that the first book especially will have had food stylists and advisors to make it look as good as possible.

Can anyone set up a way to do a fake recipe gallery? Bows to more technical frauds

This is a spectacular idea, tender one.

 

[overdueanadventure]

I don't think Jack was intending to act dishonestly - I would guess a flurry of initial interest from her most invested followers meant she convinced herself that the t-shirts were going to go viral. So, in her head, £500 in an hour translated itself in to 10k over 24 hours.

of course it didn't happen. The merchandise was not good enough. Even that squig who claimed they were wearing one on their fa my foreign holiday couldn't remember the slogan correctly.

It would take a lot to convince me that Jack didn't have to pay from her own (or possibly Big Dave's or Old Harold's) pocket.

Option, Jack admitting she had lied for kudos?

I don't think she can at this stage. Not after the recent blogpost.

 

[reCAPTCHA]

I haven't heard meff in years

Being a Liverpool fan, I figured she’d relate