Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William

[Justacatindisguise]

I wonder who they went to for new quotes. Can you imagine TD or anyone TD-adjacent getting a request like that in her inbox?

I know we're not really meant to directly communicate with squigs but someone needs to link TD to the slopalong

 

[L3moning]

View attachment 1705468‘West London Lesbian’ is a bio description I must’ve missed.

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And again-ew.

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McEvedy shakes her head in pure disbelief at the sheer delusion of her new squeeze.

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Oh no wait-she’s just as egotistical and mad as her beloved.

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Yes Allegra-the crushing responsibility of proving nothing to nobody while disparaging the women who fought for your right to exist whilst also fighting for a safer world in general.

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Firstly-haha! And yet…Jack-you genuinely do not know how to cook. Remember your own salt anecdote from 40 seconds ago?

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Jack admits to a serious offence. She is carrying a weapon with intent.

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Jack lies a lot about how she felt touching Fass’s I’m sure very smooth chest.

The thing about tile shops reminded me of the Grace Petrie song IKEA. But I'm not sure Leicestershire folk singing lesbian has the same ring to it as West London Lesbian.

 

[Lauradianalou]

That is such a good theory!

Because she can't exactly say the 11grand was from Patreon etc as it ruins her poor person cosplay.....

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

No, it appears to be enamelled or painted - @Mr Krabs it in the last thread

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I can't unsee a toothbrush. Pretty sure they had full handle grippy bobbles in the 90s

 

[jenny2603]

The one who got reported after posting a google map with a pin in 'Thorpe Bay', which Jack took to be an attempt to locate the shitty bungalow? That would make sense - it would certainly explain the obsessively shitty nature of so many of his other tweets.

I think they're two different wrong 'uns. Millard had his own Twitter account but it's now been suspended.

 

[Ablemabel]

People tagging Jack for shit like this will never stop being funny to me.

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Maybe they're related to the toothpaste eating man.

WTF is wrong with people?

 

[NeoCortex]

Yes that is what I remember too. However some of us were suspicious at the time and suggested that if her tale was true, lack of sobriety might be behind it.

See most people when they fall over at least attempt to put their hands out, reflexes innit. Even after a skinfull.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

I once (more than once to be honest) used the free newspaper to wipe my bum. Was it because I was too poor to buy toilet roll? No, it was because I was caught short and the toilet in the Arndale was out of paper.

I once nibbled on a cube of jelly to stave off hunger. Was I too poor to buy crisps or chocolate? No, I was peckish and couldn't be bothered to go and get some.

I once used coffee compliment (remember that?) in a cup of tea. It was disgusting. Was it because I was too poor to buy milk, or too lazy to nip to the shop?

We can all give examples of where we did stupid or horrible things that could indicate poverty, even though that is not why we did them.

Jack could possibly have done all the things she mentions, but it's more likely she did them for similar reasons to me.

But apparently she’s never added up her shopping as she’s gone round which must be peak ‘god I’m bloody skint’ territory.

 

[TheCat'sMother]

I'll make the courgette chocolate cake, it looks awful and I'll be interested to know what adding the marmalade will do.

As an aside, she is obsessed with adding Apple sauce which is a very American thing

Eeew, sugary goo.

Any thrifty person with access to apple trees, or knows someone with same, will know that actual apples keep for yonks if stored in a cool place & not bumping into each other. There has been a real glut of apples this year as well.

Also, as using an oven is horrendously expensive, why doesn't she suggest bunging something else in at the same time? Chilli - baked spuds etc.

 

[ishant]

Wouldn’t put it past her to outright plan on donating a month’s worth of patreon income in lieu of teemil! Pure speculation

 

[Nottonightbabe]

That's true in regards to smaller donations and what people are willing to donate for versus pay for but we also should bear in mind she had nearly twice as many followers for the Teemill fundraiser: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook/monthly

She did, but lots of those are people who have now realised what a monumental prick she is and are waiting for a chaos

 

[maytoseptember]

I think it might have been me (bows to the cabal ). thread #69 One of my first posts! Wasn’t there also a tapas/greek meal can’t remember which where some of the recipes looked like Co op ready meals?

Yes! Items from the summer picnic range… usually 3 for 2

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Really struggling to keep up lately but is the slopathon this weekend, id like* to join...

*feel a peverse urge

Slopalong: Cooking with Jack Monroe

A thread to document and discuss the challenges and chaos of making one of Jack Monroe’s many ‘recipes’.

tattle.life

It's all happening here.

 

[Hold my beans]

Wonder if that Patreon woman's had her refund?

 

[FitiverMin]

Please can we spoiler the fisting chat?

I can cope with the slop, but I make no apologies for not wanting to consider why someone would force an entire fist into another person. 🫣

Oh god….the image is repeating on me now like a cheap curry. Make it stop. Lord preserve my sensitive brain

It's a fairly common practice within the lesbian community. I'm sorry it digusts you but you're coming across as a bit homophonic.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Have we costed in the Brabantia storage jars yet? She said they were found in a puddle/chazza shops but I don't believe her. They are quite spendy* and she has a lot of them.

*Admittedly they used to be a little cheaper - around the time she waffled on about them on Twitter (2018-19) Amazon were selling this set for £15.

I believe I included them in with the other similar containers, felt like I was being very generous at £5 each when I recently saw some of the tall ones in Tesco for £18 each, but your price ties up with what I had. Still probably being generous and I don't believe she'd find that many in charity shops matching, she's just lying.
£305 61x (at least) high quality crystal clear food storage containers (shitloads) £5 ea. but go up to £20 ea.

 

[Notmycat]

Fake recipe gallery would be fantastic.

Is that just for the finished products?

 

[Saltfish84]

Morning all, procrastinating like mad today so obvs I am here.

Seen some more people aghast and the Scam Cook on Twitter this morning. 🫢

 

[OwlChampagne]

The 5th book was back to colour food photos again and was called Vegan-ish

The tiny thumbnails on my phone look kinda nice, but everytime I click on one and it opens full size, I involuntarily grimace and then wonder what the hell it is.

 

[Cookiecookie]

A lovely song about a girl with a middle class voice. Funny that!

I don't know why I'm tormenting myself by trying to think how she'd actually sing it. What sort of tune would it have? She'd sing it very earnestly and nasally, but that's all I've got so far.