Hope&Glory
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Grifty Spice!It was X Factor. Can you imagine Jack getting put in a girl group?
Grifty Spice!It was X Factor. Can you imagine Jack getting put in a girl group?
It reminds me very much of 'Billy' (played by Hugh Lloyd) in one of the Victoria Wood: As Seen On TV documentaries.Wow, she really did a “if you stopped buying avocado toast and subscribing to Netflix you could have a house by now” but with that fuckin ugly hat. Tory.
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Trope WarsPerhaps this is where Jack changed her origin story. Originally middle class fallen by hard times she realised after the breakup she wasn’t properly posh like leggy and then reinvented herself as a Dickensian street urchin?
Next time she pretends sb is visitingJust to add to the recap that Jack has been on the school run for approx 48 hours now. Who knows when she will return.
Years ago, my mate Maz bought a pork pie from the shop across the road from our office, & guess what??!!I’m sure I’ve told this tale before, but I bought a cheese and onion pastie from Greggs once and it was empty.
Just pastry.
Eek, no, I didn't mean to imply that it was real leopard. Although that's probably a listing on Jack's spendy shopping list.Unlikely to be actual leopard. I say this as a vegan with a 25% leopard print wardrobe.
Plus she sounded like she had done some preparation for the interviewLast radio/TV appearance was 29th September, BBC Scotland radio. She seemingly arrived late and we learned that if you have foot problems, you should see a podiatrist rather than ringing into a radio station for help.
I do hope you mum rinsed them before use!My mum opened a tin of beans once and only found sauce inside when I was a child. I remember she wrote a letter of complaint to Heinz and they apologized by sending us a great big box of Heinz products.
Spaghetti hoops for everyone!
Yep. A few fraus mentioned this at the time, though with all the other shit that’s gone on since then it’s no wonder we forgot.A squig has highlighted something I'd missed about how Teemill pay out money. Actually it's worse than missed, it appears I actually took something Jack said at face value. This was a mistake. I had assumed based on a Jack tweet (THE SHAME) that Teemill just had a monthly payday on 4th of the month. They don't.
Back in the heady days of February, Jack claimed that she would receive her first Teemill payout on 4th March as Teemill pay out monthly. You'll be as shocked as I am to learn this is not accurate. Teemill pay every 30 days, so if you open a store today, sell something you'll get a payment in exactly 30 days. In other words, if you sell something everyday, one month after your first sale you'll be receiving daily payments. Jack claims to have taken just over £11,000 on the first two days of trading (1st and 2nd Feb). Jack would have been due her payment from the first days trading (1st Feb) on 2nd March and the payment from 2nd Feb sales on 3rd March. If her first payment really was on the 4th March, then this would relate to sales from 3rd Feb and would mean there had been no sales on 1st and 2nd Feb, so the Trussell Trust shouldn't have received anything as the sales fall outwith the first two days they'd agreed to accept. I doubt there were no sales on the first two days but as ever with Jack, who knows?
The lack of transparency around this is beyond a joke. I've popped Observant Squig's FORENSIC tweet and evidence behind the spoiler below.
Lament for a lost CHESTERFIELD SOFAI'm still hooting and fizzing about that poem/song. You can just tell what was going through her mind when she wrote it. It's like
Normal people: *chattering, etc.*
Jack: Excuse me, did anyone hear a girl on the radio? In between the punk rock and the Alan Yentob interview?
Normal people: Um, not really, Jack.
Jack: No one was listening for a lone middle-class voice with a broken hinge?
Normal people: You do sound a little unhinged.
Jack: HA! You think I'm just another single mother, a chav eating burgers in front of Jeremy Kyle. You don't know how I cried for all the years' worth of things I had to sell, for my lost home ...
Yes that is what I remember too. However some of us were suspicious at the time and suggested that if her tale was true, lack of sobriety might be behind it.I thought the SB checking her breathing scenario was after the shimmery black eye, where she tripped over her foot/dumbbell on floor and hit her eye on the tap/sink (depends which story you follow)? So she didn't say it was due to alcohol, but was implying concussion? Mithering ninnies may draw their own conclusions, but she was claiming to be sober.
How very dare you, Jack is an accidental financial analyst! I’m sure one of her two (2) degrees is in economics and/or politics!Same!! My god did she really think this was deep and meaningful??? Is she TWELVE?!?!
Jack my sweet summer child. Private enterprises going bust is not the same as publicly funded services being underfunded. One is part of our democratic social contract, the other is not.
Jessops going bust is the free market economy in healthy action, discarding things that the consumer no longer desires and offering more useful and more desirable things in their place. You know Jack, a bit like people used to think your recipes were useful and desirable. But then they tried them. And realised they were foul slop. So bought a Miguel Barclay book instead.
She could “do a Matthew Perry” for next year’s Christmas market biographies.A gritty memoir commission might work. I think she’s lost the budget cook spot, there’s too many other, better people in that space now.
If I had to guess, I’d say they were out of focus print Dr Martens chelsea boots
That snow moon.Can we settle for calling it the![]()
as I don’t want to think of beaver in the context of the Jack thread
It must take, what, half a day a week just to keep that kitchen clean - everything on those shelves will need to be taken down and dusted individually, for a start.Leggys is the kitchen of someone who doesn't have to clean it herself. That's what hired help is for
Theres a 40 quid 1 on amazon, proper decent dear heartMy sister got both an air fryer and a slow cooker recently, swears by both of them. I'm waiting for Black Friday to get an air fryer (though I think Iceland was recently doing a deal on them, £40 each and they looked pretty decent) and doing some research but choosing which one to get is HARD, there's so many and they all have their pros and cons. And I'm just incredibly indecisive.
It's a little past her bedtime though, so I can see why she'd find it a hassle.I'm pretty certain Jack's 'school run' involves saying goodbye to Nearly Teenager at the front door. The thing is, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Why she has to make such a palaver of normal everyday things is beyond me.
The grimy hob and the fish in the panNext book was A year in 120 recipes,
This is the food pix from the book only