You are so right. Jamie likes & understands food, & what is delicious & good for you.Yeah I love that she hates him and completely doesn’t understand that it’s ok to come from a place of privilege and talk about budgeting. Jamie comes from a food rich background and was genuinely shocked (bless him) to realise that wasn’t the case for everyone. He wanted to be a positive influence for change and knew people could eat well for less if they had the cooking skills. His 5 ingredients book is absolutely brilliant and so much is genuinely interchangeable so you can use up fridge gubbins. Jack is clueless.
Not me thinking some dude called Anónimo had donated multiple times.Larger influencer accounts = lower conversion rate.
As well as what other Frauen have pointed out:
a) the covid fundraiser was amplified by news outlets (the Independent had an article) & probably retweeted a lot more
b) most of the Teemill "campaign" consisted of Jack tweeting "is that broken? I'll get it sorted in a minute."
c) even Jack's fans were critical of the merch, tweeting that they'd buy a tshirt if it had an apostrophe, or raising doubts about micro vs macro
d) timing. The start of covid was a great time to raise money for those in need. This year is not.
Finally, the covid fundraiser was skewed by some very large donations:
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Nobody was "donating" 500£ by buying hundreds of tshirts.
Yeah, like, who is this guy Anonimo?Not me thinking some dude called Anónimo had donated multiple times.
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Oh I’m crying!! This has set me up for the day.She’s got such Jan from The Office US vibes with her poetry and songs- ‘Mommy you’re beautiful, Mommy you’re amaaaaazing!’ (For non viewers Jan is a vain narc who has laid down the backing track for a home video of her little girl and makes everyone watch it)
I thought her whole shtick was that she couldn't afford it due to grinding poverty, not that it was about saving pennies for years to buy expensive hatsWow, she really did a “if you stopped buying avocado toast and subscribing to Netflix you could have a house by now” but with that fuckin ugly hat. Tory.
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Interesting that the hat has never been seen again since Harold made his escape
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The only thing she resents spending money on (other than her son) is food. She's good to herself in every other way.I thought her whole shtick was that she couldn't afford it due to grinding poverty, not that it was about saving pennies for years to buy expensive hats
Really told on herself there, I reckon she just carelessly spunks all her money on expensive shit every month and then ends up with nothing to live on so feels justified in pretending to be poor because it's a long slog until the next patreon cash drops.
Geetbo manDid we ever find out who was the fister and who was the fistee?
Naah she uses Ocado, deliveroo/just eat etc. we’ve seen the expensive food. She was talking about a particular jam, (can’t remember the flavour) I looked it up, 7-8squid a jar! All those herbs spices, all those dried goods, every type of pasta. The Charlie bighams containers, the gu ramekins. The cheap slop goes in the bin, no way she eats that, it’s all cosplayThe only thing she resents spending money on (other than her son) is food. She's good to herself in every other way.
I'm convinced she doesn't actually eat the slop and anything she produces for 'work' goes in the bin.Naah she uses Ocado, deliveroo/just eat etc. we’ve seen the expensive food. She was talking about a particular jam, (can’t remember the flavour) I looked it up, 7-8squid a jar! All those herbs spices, all those dried goods, every type of pasta. The Charlie bighams containers, the gu ramekins. The cheap slop goes in the bin, no way she eats that, it’s all cosplay
She also needs to change her sentence to include 'smol fugly hat'Wow, she really did a “if you stopped buying avocado toast and subscribing to Netflix you could have a house by now” but with that fuckin ugly hat. Tory.
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Interesting that the hat has never been seen again since Harold made his escape
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WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
But seriously, what are those?
I'd had a different Mr Burns image in mind for Jack recently
"Re-use tissue boxes as very comfy make-do slippers..."
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Remember the fish pie she “made for SB” with piped mashed potato on top? There’s no way Jack her ever piped mashed potato in her life. Someone in the cabal managed to figure out exactly which ready meal she’d painstakingly decanted into a ceramic dish.I'm convinced she doesn't actually eat the slop and anything she produces for 'work' goes in the bin.
Also thinking about this I remember there was a spenny pre-made soup that looked suspiciously like one of her dishes, might explain why we're finding so many of her recipe photos contain ingredients that aren't in them, inexplicable kidney beans and mushrooms the wrong size, things chopped instead of sliced etc.
It's because anything that looks vile (website photos) is hers and anything that looks ok or even nice (book photos) just isn't.
Beyond all of the grifting etc. she's an actual cookery fraud as well. The slopalong has been a massive eye opener for me as I'd not really looked at her recipes closely, they're truly shocking.
Oh god. I'm due to start giving a 2 hour presentation in 15 minutes. And now I'm wheezing from laughing so much and there are tears running down my face. Send oxygenos!Did someone say something about being a general twat? From early 2021
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What. A. Tool.
PS wonder if she made it into Pandora’s article?!
I think this is it exactly. I know some people think she's sitting on a secret fortune, but it really seems like she's actually just terrible with money and spunks it up the wall the second she gets it.I thought her whole shtick was that she couldn't afford it due to grinding poverty, not that it was about saving pennies for years to buy expensive hats
Really told on herself there, I reckon she just carelessly spunks all her money on expensive shit every month and then ends up with nothing to live on, so feels justified in pretending to be poor because it's a long slog until the next patreon cash drops.
I would love to see the receipts for this.Remember the fish pie she “made for SB” with piped mashed potato on top? There’s no way Jack her ever piped mashed potato in her life. Someone in the cabal managed to figure out exactly which ready meal she’d painstakingly decanted into a ceramic dish.
And then there were the Waitrose parmentier potatoes she tried to pass off as her own.
The sheer brass neck! Don’t know how she sleeps at night, truly.
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