This is gold. It says so much about Jack. Middle class, self pitying, obsessed with consumer goods so that crying about selling them is the deepest emotion she can imagine, and also baying for attention. Did anybody hear? Did anybody hear?? DID ANYBODY HEAR???
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(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of tit.
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Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William
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Poor Leggy
Those filthy nails anywhere near your privates would take a duck ton of cranberry juice to help with that.
She’s branching out
Off work today & catching up on here & on recorded programmes on my telly.
Watching THAT MAN & his wonderful £1 Wonders show.
Not only does he deliver tasty economical dishes, he's handing out tips to save fuel as well.
Who needs slop, eh Jack?
Watching THAT MAN & his wonderful £1 Wonders show.
Not only does he deliver tasty economical dishes, he's handing out tips to save fuel as well.
Who needs slop, eh Jack?
Martin Lewis on the radio, speaking sense but also making it clear he's not an economist. Jack could never.
Will update the proper table today, sorry it’s been late my actual real life job has needed me
but iirc it was 490 subs, more than doubling what she had.Re the payment yeah shared the documentation on the last thread - as soon as you have a positive balance so basically 7am onwards on the first of the month you can go in to withdraw, alternatively you can just link your bank/PayPal details and it’ll automatically do it on the 5th. I can’t imagine Jack not withdrawing immediately?
We have always seen a post payday step up in spending.Unintentional doggerel! Move over William Mc Gonagall
It must be killing her to not snark tweet about it all
Oh I’m crying!! This has set me up for the day.
She’s got such Jan from The Office US vibes with her poetry and songs- ‘Mommy you’re beautiful, Mommy you’re amaaaaazing!’ (For non viewers Jan is a vain narc who has laid down the backing track for a home video of her little girl and makes everyone watch it)Just imagine the howling & clawing & lobbing of horrible cutlery at the not bungalow!!
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Just had a proper laugh at loud moment at this, that daft cooker makes it look like she's just pulled it out of a cupboard
It's about as cooked as if it had been as well
It's too early for this
So she got her massive patreon pay packet boost and confused it with teemill profits then? Sounds about right
Yeah I love that she hates him and completely doesn’t understand that it’s ok to come from a place of privilege and talk about budgeting. Jamie comes from a food rich background and was genuinely shocked (bless him) to realise that wasn’t the case for everyone. He wanted to be a positive influence for change and knew people could eat well for less if they had the cooking skills. His 5 ingredients book is absolutely brilliant and so much is genuinely interchangeable so you can use up fridge gubbins. Jack is clueless.
Larger influencer accounts = lower conversion rate.
As well as what other Frauen have pointed out:
a) the covid fundraiser was amplified by news outlets (the Independent had an article) & probably retweeted a lot more
b) most of the Teemill "campaign" consisted of Jack tweeting "is that broken? I'll get it sorted in a minute."
c) even Jack's fans were critical of the merch, tweeting that they'd buy a tshirt if it had an apostrophe, or raising doubts about micro vs macro
d) timing. The start of covid was a great time to raise money for those in need. This year is not.
Finally, the covid fundraiser was skewed by some very large donations:
Nobody was "donating" 500£ by buying hundreds of tshirts.
Might be bullshit. That's the squig everybody reported for posting aerial maps of houses etc. They also have spread misinformation a few times. I don't believe anything they say.
I get more Tiddler Riddler vibes from her, tbh.
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How do you 'smash' a big bronze eagle? I'd be more worried about it toppling on a 7yo SBThought this might amuse the canal… a friend sent me one of these lists of people humble bragging and being general twats. And look who turns up!
27 Humblebrags So Cringeworthy We Almost Couldn't Look
Humility is important. Who wants to hang out with someone constantly bragging about their cool stuff or their awesome accomplishments? The folks below might have got the memo but they didn't quite understand it. With a hat tip to the Reddit forum r/humblebrag, check out these showboaters who just...www.ranker.com
Poor lad is probably distraught because he saw his life flashing before his eyes
duck off, I've just choked on my fish finger sandwich, and the kid is giving me side eye. Should never have opened the spoiler!Darling, bit gauche, but all I can think about when Leggy’s pic pops up is
Serious warning that this is VERY GRIM INDEED. I blame Anne Widdecombe Mouse Cackling Jack though.Jack boasting in that Diva vid about thepost-Carbonaraaaa which never fails to put the image in my head of
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