Jack Monroe #423 The only TV show Jack Monroe needs to be on is Crimewatch

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From the vegan yorkies recipe: that word doesn’t mean what you think it means, Jack…

Why do the publishers never sub edit her ramblings?

 
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I’m up for Slopvember. Put me down for this abomination of a meecrowayayayayvay chilli. It’s from the BBC Good Food site and has glowing reviews so I have high hopes.

 
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If I remember correctly, her old friend, Essex girl confirmed that Jack had never been expelled? I'll try and find the receipt.

ETA Yay. I've done this before - see what you've done to me, Jack…

 
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I'm thinking it might be easier to have a separate OT/F&D forum specifically for the slopathon?
This is a great idea. Some of the recipe names are making me gag, never mind the descriptions

I dread to think what the pictures will be like!
I'm quickly scrolling past when I see anything that could be
Having it all in one place would be easier. Fraus could read it when their stomachs are feeling strong
 
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Twitter is her lifeline--there is no other platform that will allow her to behave in the same way, with the same culture and control. I expect to see some Olympic cognitive dissonance tweets and Jack will keep her Twitter account.
 
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Look, we have a lot of fun on these threads but sweet Jesus nobody attempt this one. Even for humour. Stay well pals x


(Showstopping because you have to dash off with violent diarrhoea).
 
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Was just browsing veganish (why did I buy this shit) & I recognise literally every single recipe from other people’s work (I cook vegan recipes & use loads of great cooks online). Literally no original ideas, just minor changes that make good recipes worse.
Also check this out-what a raging hypocrite given her love of factory farmed crap.
 

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Am I too late to join in the slopalong? I’m willing to give anything a go!
 
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TBF to Jack, Sausagne could be pretty good. As long as you ignore each and every one of her instructions.
 
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Geetbo did the three tin tender. Poor soul. Their profile pic never recovered.
Edited to correct spelling of Geetbo.
 
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As well as glowing reviews it has a whole PINCH of chilli
 
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