Jack Monroe #418 Jack's the only person not all up in her niche

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Staggering. Jack trying to make something that’s nothing to do with her all about her for likes?
Never saw that coming
She just wants to join in with the neckbeards wanking while saying she should be PM with Martin Lewis as Chancellor.
 
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How many times can she recycle the photo from Theresa May's garden party 😆.

Jack was a number there, nothing more.
 
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Thought Labour cancelled Jack?

Also, you need to get people to vote for you Jack in order for you to be PM and if your "psychopaths and sycophants" can't even nominate you for a Pink News Award you might be in trouble.

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Thought Labour cancelled Jack?

Also, you need to get people to vote for you Jack in order for you to be PM and if your "psychopaths and sycophants" can't even nominate you for a Pink News Award you might be in trouble.

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Jack has made some hell fugly clothing choices. This is probably worse than the clown suit with bad brown shoes (you know the one.) It's very unflattering and makes no sense visually. It's rare she gets it right which is kind of the story of her life.
 
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Thought Labour cancelled Jack?

Also, you need to get people to vote for you Jack in order for you to be PM and if your "psychopaths and sycophants" can't even nominate you for a Pink News Award you might be in trouble.

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Unless, she is actually a Tory and then she’d just need to be chosen as the next leader, as was insinuated by her by posting this pic? No one’s called a GE
 
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Thank you for the nominations. It is a honour to win. Jack, if you're reading and want to know what winning is like, you can ask me anything.
 
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Jack has made some hell fugly clothing choices. This is probably worse than the clown suit with bad brown shoes (you know the one.) It's very unflattering and makes no sense visually. It's rare she gets it right which is kind of the story of her life.
You know, I was thinking the same. She's not a big girl by any means but this outfit is so unflattering and as you say, makes no sense.

I guess That Forensic Man knows there's no secret stylist to be added to the spreadsheet 😂

Unless, she is actually a Tory and then she’d just need to be chosen as the next leader, as was insinuated by her by posting this pic? No one’s called a GE
You're using sound logic here, Jack never includes this in any of her slop recipes or life decisions.
 
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Thought Labour cancelled Jack?

Also, you need to get people to vote for you Jack in order for you to be PM and if your "psychopaths and sycophants" can't even nominate you for a Pink News Award you might be in trouble.

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Ah famous self-described lefty Jack Monroe and the Labour Party. She didn’t leave them, they left her (in 2015 under Miliband). Then she joined the Greens

Then in 2017 initially ran as an independent slagging off Corbyn and describing herself as a centrist

https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyl...adding-politician-to-her-cv-a3522251.html?amp

Then running for the National Health Action party that would split the Labour vote

Her politics is as mercurial as her dress sense for each different awards ceremony. It fits a certain image she has of herself at any given time. It’s also all bullshit, as she’s a total Tory
 
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Ah famous self-described lefty Jack Monroe and the Labour Party. She didn’t leave them, they left her (in 2015 under Miliband). Then she joined the Greens

Then in 2017 initially ran as an independent slagging off Corbyn and describing herself as a centrist

https://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyl...adding-politician-to-her-cv-a3522251.html?amp

Then running for the National Health Action party that would split the Labour vote

Her politics is as mercurial as her dress sense for each different awards ceremony. It fits a certain image she has of herself at any given time. It’s also all bullshit, as she’s a total Tory
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Queen of Analysis Vali. Jack could learn something by reading these threads 😂
 
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Thank you so much to all the frauen who selflessly sacrificed their time to live-tattling the PN awards. So happy the slopgibbon was not yet again rewarded for her bad behaviour. Very entertained by little OJ and his table of drama! 😆
Jacks outfit was the outfit of someone currently unable to reveal the dramatic extent of her (communal) wardrobe and who knew/hoped she wasn’t going to win. As another frau (sorry forgotten- didn’t bookmark) so rightly pointed out-it’d be full Villanelle pink and thank you so much for the chance to wear this fancy frock.
We have industry awards and they are usually a good laugh and a chance to dress up and get hammered/eat fancy food. Then again I don’t go on my own having ostracised pretty much everyone around me.
Very weird awards where the nominations varied wildly between extremely good and valuable work to who the eff cares? She lives a strange life.

How many times can she recycle the photo from Theresa May's garden party 😆.

Jack was a number there, nothing more.
That outfit was for a garden party? 😆 Deceased. Bring tea-dressios.
 
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I don't understand her random boob size. They look substantial here, but really not in other shots (and it's not because of binding).
 
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How many times can she recycle the photo from Theresa May's garden party 😆.

Jack was a number there, nothing more.
I had no idea that’s what that pic was from. Do you think that’s why she wore her matching Teresa May £259 leopard Russell and Bromleys?!
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