AI has come so far these days you can say "Jack monroe having lunch in Venice with Nigella Lawson" and get a photorealistic resultclicksphotoshopmicrosoft paint 3D
There's a 'personal photograph with counting crows' included but it's asterisked, no explanation of what the asterisk means though (no povs?)‘No backstage access’ is making me chuckle.
Bet Honk was FEWMIN that she couldn’t get a selfie with them!
Just HOW shit at your job are you if you’re working 17 hour days and still can’t afford shower gel. Babe, I strongly (gently) suggest a career change. You’re just not very good at whatever it is that you do.I'd love to believe that Patreon are about to yeet her off their platform (God, imagine the howling and wailing if her single most lucrative grift stream ran dry overnight), but I'd personally take "Claire from Harrogate" with a large pinch of homemade orange peel and dried herb bath salts.
Also, found this while I was looking for something else, and...lol
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I don’t know about everyone else but the canal is the draw for me rather than Jack. She’s just the bit of grit around which the pearl has grown.To be fair, we have made 418 threads about her so far
Hang, on - the Trussell Trust are running an appeal to ask people to donate cash rather than food?Just to go back to the Patreon squig post - she is replying to a TT post and tags jack in. She clearly thinks jack works with/for them
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exactly! This is supposedly the same personNo doubt about that but obviously she can’t get the boobage right then. Not that she gets anything right in that respect!
One of these.Ngl I'm 31 and have no idea what a CHESTERFIELD SOFA is. Send educationos.
Yeah, seems unlikely.I'm somewhat dubious about this. Patreon are adamant that any issues between patron and creator are exactly that, issues between the patron and creator, and if you want a refund you have to take it up with them.
They may suspend an account if there are sufficient complaints and/or card chargebacks (as they're bearing the cost of those chargebacks at the moment), but I doubt they'd tell a random complainer that the creator's account was being closed "soon".
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That’s the price for the smooth seat one. The pic just doesn’t change no matter what colour/wood/seat option you choose to put in- see, even if you put a light cream plain seat, that same wine-ish colour tufted one stays in the pic. I used the plain seat option to get the costings for hers and a couple of different finishes that look like hers.The one in her picture has a smooth seat tho?
Slightly off topic but I've met that snarky little shite Jones (in a work capacity) several times. Understandable if him and Monroe are friends. Unbearable ballsack of a man. Also a narc. Also has the personality and sense of humour of a damp cornflake.Owen Jones (Probably not a murderer*)
*Canal joke after confusion arose due to identical initials to OJ Simpson, who might be a murderer.
Gu supporter here! If you use squeezy tubes for cleanser etc then when it’s running low, cut open and scoop out the remainder (more than you’d think) into a pot such as a Gu one.I don't understand what you'd use them for even with a lid? In fact I'd go so far as to say they're more useful without a lid (tee light holder, ashtray, lil water dish for a smol animal, paddling pool for a dollhouse) than with one??
Fucking hell. My username has never felt more appropriate.Looking back, for someone with her for such a short space of time, poor wealthy Old Harold was pretty long suffering. Picking her up at Southend station with a sweaty backpack of dismembered animal parts, clutching multiple cold soggy McPlants in her grimy mitt and proffering them on him. I bet he still hasn’t got the lingering honk out of his big car.
And that’s not even including the time she called him deliciously ordinary, forced him to buy the same ugly brass mugs and crockery as her, tried to seduce his brother, incessantly called his parents her “outlaws” and in-laws and posted pictures of his mother’s birthday holiday cottage online, twatted about loving herself with an ugly dead pig on her head, forced his family to carry her ridiculous cookery book set around their Bridget Jones-style mini break because=smol disabled pixie, breadcrumbed being knocked up and/or wanting a house to him every five fucking seconds, tricked out a supermarket cake to make it look like a particularly uncomfortable turd to force on his family, posted a pic of his living room online and mocked the (admittedly shit looking) toastie he made her, ruined his holiday to Dordrecht with shopping for junk, drama and histrionics, spent almost every waking moment with her phone glued to her hand arguing with people online, forced him to navigate around her hoarded crap about which he was clearly uncomfortable (because fuckwad told us) oh and wore boilersuits and other clothes and showed off her minging tattoos all of which he supposedly HATED. No wonder he LEFT.
All credit to Jack and her unparalleled self awareness for being stunned at this quite frankly flabbergasting turn of events.
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Last time I broke up with someone, I threw the necklace they bought me into the Thames, in a very dramatic Titanic style scene. No way I’d have kept wearing it after he left me with the broken embers of the dreams we’d built, or whatever shit she was on about.I find it so odd she still wears her exs gift, especially as he crushed her so much when he LEFT. As soon as i left my exs their gifted stuff was chairty shopped.