That’s exactly what a Parody of Jack would say…Requoting like an absolute knob but are we now in a kind of multiverse where both Jack and her Parody are trawling these threads?
Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.
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It is not me. I'm BUSY.
I know this is chaotic inception now but BIB for thread title nomination, bleeping brilliant
‘I have been painstakingly drawing up a list of top suspects.’ Fixed that for you dear one.
See you in court! I might just get my dream house after all…
Busy you say? Doing what exactly? You seem to have enough time to stay up to date on this thread
Nah, only kidding Geet, you’re not on the list, Parody Jack is too polite to be you 
Enabler Mom is not happy with Parody Jack.
A true Frau would have squiggled
You can’t reverse squiggle! That signals the end of timesA true Frau would have squiggled
Could mean Liz Truss. But gonna say Suzie meant both Liz and Jack.
Might get a girl crush on her at this point.
Might get a girl crush on her at this point.
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Do you mean like Ghostbusters ‘don’t cross the streams’ coz then all the Demon Pumbles will be released upon humanity? Raining slop for 100 days? That sort of thing? I canYou can’t reverse squiggle! That signals the end of times
see that.
So, public personality blocks a member of the public from her professional twit solely because they're a parody of their little friend (not abusive or offensive). That's 9-year-old behaviour. My opinion of mummyN is now through the floor.
Proof then that mom knows about the grift. Ooooops.
Posting again because I'm really wound up about Nigella, and want a twit account* just so I can tell her she's being utterly pathetic.
* (Don't have, and won't ever btw)
* (Don't have, and won't ever btw)
I bet Real Jack has been sliding up into a lot of blue tick DMs to give her ‘truth’
This is wild, why is Nigella such a ride or die for Jack? She’s like the girl out the 21 questions video for WHAT??
Hahahahahahahahahaha
It makes her look very, very bad if Jack ever gets properly outed. Plus don’t they have publishers or an agent in common or something? They’ve probably been told to batten down the hatches to keep the noise as contained as possible. They’ll all double down as long as they can.
Parody has also responded to someone asking the real Jack about a granola recipe which “doesn’t involve having the oven on for a long time”. I looked and this person is a paediatric consultant. A bleeping consultant. The minimum this woman will be earning is £88k (see BMA salaries below). Prime example of Jack’s audience: people who do not need to be frugal in any sense of having the oven on less, maybe just one less trip to Verbier per annum, performing concern for their bleeping granola bill. I am raging ha.
Think backlash against the frugatherians or whatever the article called them will also contribute to Jack’s slow cancellation. So many ppl are pulling the tit Jack is atm (Alexandra Stedman claiming she can feed a family of 4 on £40 a week lol) and ppl rightly don’t wanna hear it and will comment back. Good tbh!
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