Haha, it could attract one. Then again, it could attract some squigs. ‘Jack, Jack, rumours of a rodent in aisle 3 Asda shoeburyness-what do you advise?’
Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.
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They don't care, no reason to fix it- Elon tried to cancel his purchase agreement due to excessive proportion of bots but he's lost that in court and the sale will proceed.
I thought the heckin' downsize is because her 2 year fixed tenancy, that LJC landed her with, ends Jan/Feb and she's unlikely to get a renewal as a single pov.
If she ever becomes a landlordlady I hope her tenant is a SH1TTER
Just looking at her past twitter and laughing, even those that escaped deletion are hilarious.
When she pretended she had been accidently tweeting as her phone was in her handbag in a 12 step meeting
she really is a nob isn't she
When she pretended she had been accidently tweeting as her phone was in her handbag in a 12 step meeting
she really is a nob isn't she 
i wonder if her CCJ runs out in 6 months. Maybe that’s what the mortgage adviser told her when she went off with her haunted rings on?
They expire after 6 years.
I mean, it's not even one month's of Patreon income to clear this, I wonder what her reluctance is to get it cleared?
Maybe she sees it as a badge of honour to prove she was "poor" in 2021 despite all the TV gigs and paid partnerships she enjoyed?
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She dines exclusively on the tears of her haterzz and the bitter bile of her flying monkeys. Plus lots of chips (on her shoulder)What remains an absolute mystery to me is what does she actually eat? I know she doesn’t really eat her own slop so what does she eat and how does she shop for it? I need a mole in the Shoeburyness Asda. Imagine if she just gets a HelloFresh box?
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Further to your (accurate) point - it’s also not a great location for a woman on her own (crime/safety reasons - that estate has been pretty horrible since the late nineties) PLUS it’s in a block slated for demolition as part of a planned regen programme.
Said regen programme keeps getting delayed/falling through/getting rescued/getting delayed/falling through/getting bailed out - Google Queensway Regeneration Southend if you’re curious - but will almost certainly happen at some point.
It’s kind of a pity because architecturally
those blocks are very cool, as are most of the original concrete tower blocks across the country. sadly the local council has neglected them and their residents for so long that regen is a plausible option nowadays despite being very expensive, compared to just leaving them to rot, which seems to be the only other option the council is prepared to consider. Mind, there’s a major food bank sited on the estate so maybe if Jack lived there she’d actually be able to do some of that volunteering she’s talked about.
I saw Thomasina Miers promoting a meals in school initiative, headed by THAT MAN, Marcus and Fingers Kerridge. No mention of the smol one being involved behind or in front of the scenes.
But that is 344% of her weekly budget just on duck gyozas. You’re right not to let it go. Never let it go. Hold onto the rage and let it fuel you.
Just having a big packed out freezer is such a privilege. Shopping every day/every other day for bare essentials is how most people experiencing food poverty live Jack. Duck gyozas 
the little effin tit.
I'm hoping the housemate turns SH1TTER.
Jack's the only person not all up in her niche.
There’s a little under counter fridge in my rental, so the tiny freezer compartment is full of frozen chips and meatballs/chicken nuggets for when the kids are being fussy about food and I just want them to eat SOMETHING (ffs), plus a couple of ice packs for accidents. Literally no room here for duck gyozas - completely agree it’s a privilege to have a proper freezer. I’d even be happy with a normal fridge-freezer but the tiny kitchen corner here just doesn’t work like that. Jack simply has no idea what real life is like for ordinary people just getting by, everything she does and posts just confirms it.But that is 344% of her weekly budget just on duck gyozas. You’re right not to let it go. Never let it go. Hold onto the rage and let it fuel you.
If Jack's cooking for him, then I think that's a near certainty...
Funniest thing they've posted so far. 11/10 in the spirit of Jack.
We SQUIGGLE please Parody Jack. Jeez follow the rules.
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Requoting like an absolute knob but are we now in a kind of multiverse where both Jack and her Parody are trawling these threads?
Too late to edit to add, but just wanted to note there are plenty of women - esp single parents - and solo vulnerable/disabled people living in those blocks. Despite the impact of right to buy, quite a decent proportion of the flats are still social housing, and people who are in need do live there - it’s just that if you had a choice to live there or not like Jack does, you probably wouldn’t. It’s been plagued on and off by cuckooing by London drugs gangs for many years now, I wouldn’t choose to live there as a single mum … I guess my point is that lots of the residents have no choice, and the council hasn’t done much to help improve the estate in terms of quality of life for a long time now.
These are the sorts of households Jack could have been making a difference helping over the last decade if she’d actually got off her ridiculous arse and done meaningful grassroots work - or even used her platform to platform families who wanted to tell their own stories to the world, who wanted to share their experiences to her audience. But nobody cares about them (us, really; I’ve sort-of escaped but my family is still in Southend in a not dissimilar area) enough to do that for them. Nobody in the media cares about actually improving opportunity and connection and meaning for disadvantaged households. And that’s why I loathe the Jacks of the world and their enablers. They pat one another on their backs, they celebrate, and nothing changes.
Edited to add - and it’s why I love That Man and Marcus, Henry Dimbleby, and all the celebs doing good and worthwhile work on food poverty and quality, through using their own platforms to help the general public understand just how bad it is, through high profile lobbying work (Marcus
), through joining forces to step in where government both central and local is failing miserably, through feeding into excellent strategy and policy proposals (that sadly aren’t getting taken forward under the band of short-sighted morons we get to call our government, but will be there for more sensible politicians to take forward after the next general election), and through also doing and funding grassroots work themselves. They’re all comfortably off, they don’t have to do a damn thing for other people, but they do it because they know it’s the right thing to do, because they care enough to put their money and efforts where their gobs are. Jack Monroe could never.
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