It is not. Someone I know was in a relationship with a Nando's black card holder!!!đșïžI do believe the Nando black card is the stuff of legend.
Jack can only dream.
It is not. Someone I know was in a relationship with a Nando's black card holder!!!đșïžI do believe the Nando black card is the stuff of legend.
Jack can only dream.
I actually think she'd be much happier if she went full Thatcherite yuppie, i.e. chasing money, self-promotion and connections with no pretence of a selfless motive.Like @MooBelle says she canât decide whether she wants to be seen as a hooray Henry meeja type or Fantine from Les Miz. And consequently trips herself up at every step.
Mine too! And then this afternoon I was googling pasta recipes for one person (whilst I could happily live on spag carbonara [with no bleeping cream, Jack] for the rest of my days, I thought I should at least look at what else might be suggested) and some of the results involved mugs, kettles and microwaves.Did anyone else watch the most recent ep of The Ranganation? They showed a clip of a woman cooking pasta in a kettle. My mind went straight to this thread haha.
I was thinking earlier about the combination of all her silly boasting and dramatizing her â200 units a weekâ and âbeing scooped off the floorâ while fucked off her chump, her twee creative crafts that she canât wait to show off to gushing fans, her massive overconsumption ofâŠlarge amounts of dressers, portmeirion crockery andâŠother white things, her obsession with home ownership, her large collection of decanted prescription pharmaceuticals, her love of The Queen, her edgy/gritty song/poetry writing, and her often-fascinating choice of outfits.Like @MooBelle says she canât decide whether she wants to be seen as a hooray Henry meeja type or Fantine from Les Miz. And consequently trips herself up at every step.
I refuse to go there until they assure me that Jack didnât do their fire regs audit like she impliedJack's Groucho anecdotes are hilarious. But not in a good way.
Also, we discussed this in many threads in early days and I do believe someone triangled her to getting lifetime membership of Groucho through some award or something.
I only mention that because Jack used to be very fond of boasting about popping in and sampling their black linguine and generally just showing off about her membership like some bleeping braying Hooray Henry about how loaded she was.
Then she remembered she was supposed to be poor and stopped mentioning the Groucho.
Sheâs basically not a nice person full stopLetâs face it, every single thing she pretends to be or have is an evil thing to do to the people who love you.
As is her behavior/the vast majority of what she actually does.
Stormzy is 72 years oldIt is not. Someone I know was in a relationship with a Nando's black card holder!!!đșïž
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calculator malfunction does the big wooden job need new batteries? does anybody read this crap before publication?Sheâs a little âSpring Piggyâ ⊠with a sniffly-snuffly oinking ickle snout ⊠34p a portion Bigella ripoff (I think itâs curdled) View attachment 1657189
Oh no I meant the same thing, sorry! Basically anything sleeveless in October during an energy crisis is madness surely? Canât remember if the j1g makes u run warm thoughTbf I think the tea spiller meant the 'camisole ' vest top Jack wore under the over sized suit.
Nothing to see here peeps. Just a smol lil pixie writing her acceptance speech destined to be spoken in front of a room full of people that dislike her.
Seriously though, I would pay actual cash money to see video footage of her going up to accept her award that was in no way shape or form fixed for her to win.
Groucho Maverick Award
ÂŁ10,000, life membership and a sculpture
Jack was a judge in 2018.
Scroll down to 2013 (bypassing the picture of Jack with her tits hanging out of a red and black dress) and Jack was shortlisted but didn't win. Nominees might have been given some form of membership though?
The Groucho Maverick Awards Nomination - Groucho Club
Nominate the most original and creative individual you know to win the most hallowed prize in all of Soho: the Groucho Maverick Award.www.thegrouchoclub.com
And yet her epipen is often 'upstairs somewhere'Yes. I know this will come as a shock but it is a lie.
Much evidence of it being a lie, I think some is in the Wiki. The bit that sticks out for me is that I too have a heart condition. Jack also claims she has an epipen for allergies, although these allergies have miraculously cleared up as she seems to quite happily eat tomatoes these days.
I too have allergies and thankfully don't need an epipen. My doctor said that even if I did need one I wouldn't be prescribed one as if you have a heart condition you could go into cardiac arrest. So she's lying about either or both conditions.
As always there may be a grain of truth in what she said. Imo, she had an incident when her heart went 'tachy' which basically means her heart was racing. Usually caused by shock or a virus or if you're off of your tits on coke.
We'll never know.
What in the Debenhams blue cross sale is that dress?Groucho Maverick Award
ÂŁ10,000, life membership and a sculpture
Jack was a judge in 2018.
Scroll down to 2013 (bypassing the picture of Jack with her tits hanging out of a red and black dress) and Jack was shortlisted but didn't win. Nominees might have been given some form of membership though?
The Groucho Maverick Awards Nomination - Groucho Club
Nominate the most original and creative individual you know to win the most hallowed prize in all of Soho: the Groucho Maverick Award.www.thegrouchoclub.com
Amen to this. She's classic 1980's Tory underneath all the layers of cosplay veneer. Like Harry Enfield's Loadsamoney character but tarted up for Guardian readers.I actually think she'd be much happier if she went full Thatcherite yuppie, i.e. chasing money, self-promotion and connections with no pretence of a selfless motive.
*Okay, maybe not happier, but more honest about her aspirations.
What in the âbought straight off the peg, wrong time of the monthâ is that bra?What in the Debenhams blue cross sale is that dress?
(I know itâs probably some designer thing but it looks like something a wine aunt would wear to what she calls her âsexy 60thâ)