Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

[GazpachoPolice]

Groucho Maverick Award

£10,000, life membership and a sculpture

Jack was a judge in 2018.

Scroll down to 2013 (bypassing the picture of Jack with her tits hanging out of a red and black dress) and Jack was shortlisted but didn't win. Nominees might have been given some form of membership though?

The Groucho Maverick Awards Nomination - Groucho Club

Nominate the most original and creative individual you know to win the most hallowed prize in all of Soho: the Groucho Maverick Award.

www.thegrouchoclub.com

She really does love getting her tits out, doesn’t she??

In other news, thought this might be of interest to the fraus

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’m just going to PUT IT HERE WITHOUT A SPOILER

I will never get over the contrast between her own pics of herself and other people’s pics of her. Or her utter inability to dress herself

Not mocking her appearance AT ALL but that airbrushing/photoshop has not done Jack’s waps any favours. That right one looks like an escaping ganglion. Who did that to you Jack?! Had their photoshop skills LEFT?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I'm not a tit gal in general but I feel positively ill with how much of hers I've seen. She needs the real life equivalent of a spoiler tag on them.

 

[Captainmouse]

Some of us fraus aren’t even German!

But, we are all ninnies

 

[HotesTilaire]

Her tits have a lack of volume despite their size. This may be because she wears the wrong bra consistently.

But, we are all ninnies

And mitherers

 

[Orphan_Black]

I’m just going to PUT IT HERE WITHOUT A SPOILER
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I will never get over the contrast between her own pics of herself and other people’s pics of her. Or her utter inability to dress herself

Not mocking her appearance AT ALL but that airbrushing/photoshop has not done Jack’s waps any favours. That right one looks like an escaping ganglion. Who did that to you Jack?! Had their photoshop skills LEFT?

I mean, just wearing clothes that actually fit her would be a good start.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Sick of these celebs who should run the government lists. But seeing as Jack neither works nor has a pension I think she’s a particularly bad choice.

 

[Mr Krabs]

I’m just going to PUT IT HERE WITHOUT A SPOILER
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I will never get over the contrast between her own pics of herself and other people’s pics of her. Or her utter inability to dress herself

Not mocking her appearance AT ALL but that airbrushing/photoshop has not done Jack’s waps any favours. That right one looks like an escaping ganglion. Who did that to you Jack?! Had their photoshop skills LEFT?

I knew I’d seen that outfit before.

Kat is iconic and pulls it off though.

 

[jenny2603]

Who or what is Supertanskii, pray? I would Google it, but... I fear I might sully my search history.

Is it like a rear foofoo?

Off Topic

Oh God. This is a bit delicate but Supertanskiii met Rear Foo Foo Guy for a pint recently, people made jokes about it and she went nuts. The police, several MPs, lawyers and a startled author have now been drawn into the whole thing. You'll get more detail on the Russ in Cheshire thread.

On Topic

Jack Monroe is an arse.

 

[Bugger13]

I’m just going to PUT IT HERE WITHOUT A SPOILER
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I will never get over the contrast between her own pics of herself and other people’s pics of her. Or her utter inability to dress herself

Not mocking her appearance AT ALL but that airbrushing/photoshop has not done Jack’s waps any favours. That right one looks like an escaping ganglion. Who did that to you Jack?! Had their photoshop skills LEFT?

Kat Slater’s looking rough
Aaagh I keep getting beaten to it. My hot takes are almost as bad as Jack’s

 

[MancBee]

I’m just going to PUT IT HERE WITHOUT A SPOILER
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I will never get over the contrast between her own pics of herself and other people’s pics of her. Or her utter inability to dress herself

Not mocking her appearance AT ALL but that airbrushing/photoshop has not done Jack’s waps any favours. That right one looks like an escaping ganglion. Who did that to you Jack?! Had their photoshop skills LEFT?

It's Corry's Chesney in drag!

 

[Pavlova]

Spenny List
I have been having a scroll on insta because I'm sure she has a yellow Joules jacket @That Forensic Man . I found it and a few other things. More bloody make up in homemade Lego boxes. And the bloody Quality Street! One thing I do know, is she's had a massive delete recently.!
I think the flamingo shirt was Adsa, and £12-£15.
The Tesco cups look like there's 6 in the pic and reflections. And the to do list at the end just made me ...oh eta: Google partnership speaking gig!!

 

[Helatruralhome]

I hate it when she says allium. head.

I have images of an online grocery shop substituting Spring onions for pot plants

 

[hiyaaaacath]

Just the two thoughts on this

“It’s not in Jacks nature to turn up empty handed” (shhhhh no one tell the patrons!)

I can’t even imagine how hard it would be to fake a gracious hostess face if someone turned up to my house with microwaved gone off salmon in a jar.

Sometimes it’s better to be empty handed.

 

[houseofhoop]

But, we are all ninnies

Nefarious trouble makers is what we are!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Spenny List
I have been having a scroll on insta because I'm sure she has a yellow Joules jacket @That Forensic Man . I found it and a few other things. More bloody make up in homemade Lego boxes. And the bloody Quality Street! One thing I do know, is she's had a massive delete recently.!
I think the flamingo shirt was Adsa, and £12-£15.
The Tesco cups look like there's 6 in the pic and reflections. And the to do list at the end just made me ...oh eta: Google partnership speaking gig!!
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The mistletoe! I’m in bewildered awe at the raging delusional self confidence and her unshakable belief someone will walk in, see that museum of sad hoarded food, and still want to kiss her

ETA “fancy teabags” (PS @Geetbo I’m watching you, no naughty comments about elaborate teabagging. WARNED)

I

 

[SnowyCal]

Oh, Tesco is all up in her niche

 

[Cookiecookie]

I actually think she'd be much happier if she went full Thatcherite yuppie, i.e. chasing money, self-promotion and connections with no pretence of a selfless motive.

*Okay, maybe not happier, but more honest about her aspirations.

She might actually work a bit too, if she was doing that. At the moment, I think she sacks a lot of it off because eww, Poors. She doesn't want to have to deal with them, and has no concept of actual poverty, hence her overly dramatic stories about old men eating toothpaste, and her beyond Dickensian tales of the Poverty.

 

[Orphan_Black]

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The mistletoe! I’m in bewildered awe at the raging delusional self confidence and her unshakable belief someone will walk in, see that museum of sad hoarded food, and still want to kiss her

If she was truly forensic, she'd put her tit in alphabetical order.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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The mistletoe! I’m in bewildered awe at the raging delusional self confidence and her unshakable belief someone will walk in, see that museum of sad hoarded food, and still want to kiss her

ETA “fancy teabags” (@Geetbo I’m watching you, no naughty comments about elaborate teabagging. WARNED)
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Oh remember that pic with the spenny Australian herbal teas?