Forgot to post this the other day. If and when an expose in Jack comes out (Action Fraud or an article), I wish it would hurry up. I’m looking forward to how Jack will handle it. Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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There is a lot more power in recinding an award than not giving one in the first place. Nice ace to have up the sleeve, should you ever want one.
these threads bring out the nefarious in me
Either she requested no photos beyond the one with the editor or she's being cancelled in plain sight.
There should be a support group set up for people who have cooked and eaten a Jackslop.
Slopmunchers Anonymous maybe?
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Because everyone's stupid apart from Saint Jack, obviously. Monsoon is seriously £££, but of course the little charity shop workers wouldn't know that. Patronising t*at.View attachment 1656232
Dress is Monsoon-thought it was-the cultural appropriation gave it away.Only revealed by a Pinterest search using her photo which brought up her Twitter post flogging her clothes. She says bought for a fire service do but not worn to it. Silky delight etc. Hang on…
ETA: Jack’s mitherings and another example of her Tory attitude. Of course the stupid idiots in the charity shop wouldn’t set a ‘fair’ price. Why should some poor cow on a low income get a Monsoon dress? Nasty little madam.View attachment 1656242View attachment 1656243
Is that a necklace draped around the lamp base?!
I've missed a few (hundredEntirely possible. Or, she went round to her parents house to boast about her award and found THAT MAN in the kitchen teaching her receptive Mam how to cook perfect roast potatoes (that Fingers Kerridge was helpfully peeling), while the rest of the family clapped and cheered and Nigella called her Mam “tender one” as she watched it all on Zoom.
That or she found out that her assaulted Ian Duncan Smith adoring brother has been offered a presenting segment on Saturday Kitchen and a Guardian column. Or her “little brother” came on his weekly trip to pick up her washing and ironing for Mam to do, and when he brought it back the grey pov jumper had a massive ironing burn hole in the front.
Or, as already suggested, the shelf fell down again.
Oh, and if anyone’s wondering what to have for dinner tonight and has a spare 38p kicking around the place, The Abominable SnowCookhas Saturday night sorted for you.
Sorry, I mean Saturday Night Dinner
Raw and burned broccoli, oily barley, some sort of strange semi-translucent creamy repugnance she’s claiming is raita and the saddest greasy wilted flat-as-a-pancake spring onion you’ll (hopefully) ever see. Dinner, anyone?!
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) threads - is this a real recipe of hers??
Jack bingo! We can shout LINE (of snow) and (rented) HOUSE if we win.
I will never get over the fact that she never pre-heats the pan or the oil. She has no clue how food works.
And white wine isn't sweet, you imbecile.
Ouch, pointed!
I have cooked and eaten one of her recipes. Well, I say it was her recipe but like most people, I don't follow it slavishly (cold oil in a cold pan? I can hear my Home Ec teacher yelling at me) and I don't use lowest common denominator ingredients, so it was fine.
The only Monroe recipes that work are the recipes she plagiarised ('adapted') from other cookbook authors
Beer usually means ale or bitter though. I suppose to Jack all drinks are interchangeable.
Holy Moly that needs a scrubadub. Or all chucking in a skip. It really is like a ‘click the hazard’ safety training picture.
And of course she wouldn’t want anyone else to benefit from Nicole Farhi on a ‘sale rail’ now would she?
Presumably someone took the photo of her looking 'banging' before 24 whole hours of some devastating tragedy befell her? Unless she set up her tripod?
That's the problem with Jack's recipes, they only work if they're changed. Inexperienced cooks think they've must have mucked their recipe up but it's Jack and her lack of basic knowledge. How many noobs have been put off cooking meals because of her?
She's an hole.
Some more piss taking of her food. Also I love the headline of that article coupled with the Braveheart pose. It sums her up so perfectly-a Twitter loudmouth. That’s the start and end of her ridiculous ‘career’.
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I think perhaps she had a secret solo photoshoot, no uploads of photos with friends at the event for security reasons.
And when she's asked for help she doubles down and gaslights the person, implies it's all their fault rather than a terrible recipe. hole.
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