Cold pan, cold oil, don’t sweat your onions down ever for any recipe, all spices are interchangeable and always add them at the end, herbs don’t exist or if they do just leave them out, baked beans require a 10 minute cook-off once rinsed, jam can be microwaved for 25 minutes…absolutely useless and the polar opposite of inspiring.
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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Just wondering - could the hideous 24 hours mean she was at the funeral of the friend who
'topped himself'
I have
Please report the tweet.
missing:
* new haircut selfie
* criticising another cook
* acquired expensive designer thing improbably in street/charity shop
* inappropriate posting about SB
* 10 fellowship meetings a week
* unappealing lunch picture (missing recipe)
* send doggies/catos to drown out something
* picture of dirty hands/feet
* tags / retweets Martin Lewis even though he’s ignoring her
* some of my friends/lawyers are JEWISH
* inaccurate benefits / utility bill advice
* my dad / brother / mum did something good for fostering/ fire services/ army
* applying for job on ancient mobile
* bought a top up shop at Asda
Wow. So this guy is “for the few, not the many” ?
Right in-line with Jacks outlook if you ask me
I don't know why but that skinny ponytail wrapped round her forehead makes me irrationally angry
I’ll get my friend’s Nan to play coz she could do 3 sheets at once so she’ll manage all that.
Exactly this. Also, follow Dresserman on Twitter, who has been doing retail stuff for absolutely ages in a professional capacity.
What the merry hell is going on with it though? It’s horrible. A hair hairband.I don't know why but that skinny ponytail wrapped round her forehead makes me irrationally angry
Many pages behind sorry but often think of our gender divide and how self fulfilling it may have been when many years ago we got misogynistically / probably classistly labelled as tragic haus fraus by Jack & adopted the term ourselves. Not saying there’s anything wrong with that but imagine blokes may have thought it’s not for them hence why we see fewer here? What was first
in seeing the Twitter uprising was scrolling through likes and follows of AM or anyone who speaks out it’s absolutely rammed with blokes? Like where have you lot been all this time! And not just online blokes like journos or shitposters you’ve got random Hammers and other such sports blokes in there too. Maybe they’re less scared of being doxxed or threatened by Jack hence liking under their gov names though whereas women might be liking under semi anonymised accounts? It’s interesting isn’t it. Welcome all men tho 
I found it-time stamp 18.06 she starts boasting about how her recipes are ‘Nigella, Gordon & my mum’ (yeah right) repackaged. She then gets carried away with herself & admits her recipes are just ‘repackaged, rebranded’.
The start is also ridiculous (actually the whole thing is). She’s reading a speech on an iPad because she can’t read her own writing due to arthritis. Has clearly had a miraculous recovery as she loves all those lists now.
Ps goes without saying that the whole thing is warbly & the same old ridiculous pov stories. Oh and apparently she nicks ideas from ‘people I agree with’. Wtf?
The start is also ridiculous (actually the whole thing is). She’s reading a speech on an iPad because she can’t read her own writing due to arthritis. Has clearly had a miraculous recovery as she loves all those lists now.
Ps goes without saying that the whole thing is warbly & the same old ridiculous pov stories. Oh and apparently she nicks ideas from ‘people I agree with’. Wtf?
oh my god I’m howling
In response to the 700+ days sober squig... Is this squig serious?? Anyone got a screenshot handy?! 
She needs to add *painstakingly*.
Also a man but very happy being an honorary Frau and a mendacious ninny. Boo, I guess?Many pages behind sorry but often think of our gender divide and how self fulfilling it may have been when many years ago we got misogynistically / probably classistly labelled as tragic haus fraus by Jack & adopted the term ourselves. Not saying there’s anything wrong with that but imagine blokes may have thought it’s not for them hence why we see fewer here? What was first
Another possibility is that she turned up only to collect the award and not for the reception or afterparty cos she knew she wasn’t welcome.
The sad little hausfrau chat revealed everything that Jack and Sali Hughes think about other women. They are both tragic little pickmes.Many pages behind sorry but often think of our gender divide and how self fulfilling it may have been when many years ago we got misogynistically / probably classistly labelled as tragic haus fraus by Jack & adopted the term ourselves. Not saying there’s anything wrong with that but imagine blokes may have thought it’s not for them hence why we see fewer here? What was first
Jack’s stories about where she got her cooking inspiration from change more frequently than the Tory party cabinet. In one iteration she even claimed she learned to cook by holding a jar of Lloyd grossman sauce and walking round a supermarket buying everything in the ingredients list. “Ok, so now where can I find some fresh E numbers” yeah right #thathappened
She openly acknowledges a lot of her stuff is Jamie Oliver’s https://amp.theguardian.com/food/2018/oct/19/jack-monroe-on-jamie-oliver-the-cooks-cook
She mentions him in the Scottish greens whingefest. ‘Cheesy chips-thanks for that Jamie Oliver’. Because what an hole trying to get kids to eat healthier food
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