You know an interview is going to be riveting when the opening paragraph is a long boring screed about the subject’s pronouns.
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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I'm honestly borderline on what's more offensive about that thread title, the words or the apostrophe.
She has some of the worst sun damage I’ve ever seen to her lips, like the only images I’ve seen that are worse are the medical reference ones where the skin goes black cos it’s dead. She’s shared how much time she spends sat out in the hammock so not surprising, but amazed how bad the sun can be for you. She’ll be full blown Floridan bingo nan by 40.I've said this before, I assume she is a smoker - her skin is dreadful for someone of her age. No excuse, excellent skin care is available in e.g. supermarkets and Superdrug own brand skincare is phenomenal. Didn't she have a partnership with them once...?
JM posing like Sir Thomas More is peak something, I'm just not sure what.
Edited because it makes a lot more sense (read: still zero) than making your own 65p bubble bath or shower gel
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'Modest sized' and 'three bed dormer bungalow' is quite the oxymoron. Unless of course it's built out of SB's legos.
Alcohol messes your skin up something shocking. I inherited decent genes from my mum so I look about ten years younger than I am, but even my skin went "if you're going to make me fight against this much booze, I give up."
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eta - sorry - think the comments box is having a meltdown - it wont delete a comment I wrote but didn't finish which swiftly became irrelevant so typed this over it to try & unfreeze it & it bloody posted it. micro/macro chaos.
eta - sorry - think the comments box is having a meltdown - it wont delete a comment I wrote but didn't finish which swiftly became irrelevant so typed this over it to try & unfreeze it & it bloody posted it. micro/macro chaos.
The ridiculousness of Jack posing in velvet robes forced me to amend this photo.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...!
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...!
The presence of the Director for Comms would suggest that, yes.
The shithousery and lack of journalistic integrity surrounding this award makes me SO angry. Kwajo Twenebo hasn’t been in the public eye long enough to have grown his social media platform to JM proportions but he is an amazing young guy whose lived experience and activism is genuine. Loathed to link to the Graun anymore but he’s my winner all day.
Consumer Heroes — Pål Hansen
In these times when peoples budgets are squeezed, prices are sky rocketing and more and more people are forced to think about the pennies they spend, there are a few out there who make it their goal in life to find the best deals and fight for the every day consumer. This set of images arewww.palhansen.com
Source photos for you lovely canal, now duck off x
Jack, I know you’re lurking so how about doing a Nigella, sharing your platform and publicly congratulating Twenbo. Ya know, paying it forward? Practicing these principles in all our affairs?
‘I’m willing to take on absolutely everyone!’ Kwajo Tweneboa on fighting for Britain’s poorest tenants | Society | The Guardian
After his dying father was nursed in their vermin-infested flat, the student took on the country’s biggest social landlord. Now, he champions all those living in terrible conditions
Ahh, the crimes against innocent food just keep on racking up.Entirely possible. Or, she went round to her parents house to boast about her award and found THAT MAN in the kitchen teaching her receptive Mam how to cook perfect roast potatoes (that Fingers Kerridge was helpfully peeling), while the rest of the family clapped and cheered and Nigella called her Mam “tender one” as she watched it all on Zoom.
That or she found out that her assaulted Ian Duncan Smith adoring brother has been offered a presenting segment on Saturday Kitchen and a Guardian column. Or her “little brother” came on his weekly trip to pick up her washing and ironing for Mam to do, and when he brought it back the grey pov jumper had a massive ironing burn hole in the front.
Or, as already suggested, the shelf fell down again.
Oh, and if anyone’s wondering what to have for dinner tonight and has a spare 38p kicking around the place, The Abominable SnowCookhas Saturday night sorted for you.
Sorry, I mean Saturday Night Dinner
Raw and burned broccoli, oily barley, some sort of strange semi-translucent creamy repugnance she’s claiming is raita and the saddest greasy wilted flat-as-a-pancake spring onion you’ll (hopefully) ever see. Dinner, anyone?!
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What a terrible pile of sh*te
ETA makes those undercooked roasted look almost edible
I can't edit screenshots atm so unable to post but there's a tweet by a food person and former Jack Stan referencing the awards and praising TD and Olia Hercules. There's an implied criticism of an unnamed award recipient ...
Quick twitter search would imply they are involved with a food bank and saw the light around the time of the teemill incident.
Quick twitter search would imply they are involved with a food bank and saw the light around the time of the teemill incident.
Thread title nomination.
To be fair my mum has smoked like a chimney for most of her life and she looks fantasticI've said this before, I assume she is a smoker - her skin is dreadful for someone of her age. No excuse, excellent skin care is available in e.g. supermarkets and Superdrug own brand skincare is phenomenal. Didn't she have a partnership with them once...?
She’s not a bitter hag though so maybe that’s why.
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Yes my dear heart MC Mama. I really do.
Police - "Ms Monroe, we see no evidence of a crime being committed here, there's no role for us. If you're that concerned, we suggest you hire your own protection".I actually like the way the piece is written. It makes her sound like a narcissistic knob. I especially like ‘The police, she says, have advised her…’ I imagine the ‘she says’ was written with a roll of the eyes. Maybe I just think that because she is a narcissistic knob though
Jack - "The police have advised me to hire a bodyguard".
I would eat a pumble and some overnight tinned carrot oats, if that's not how that actually went.
I mean, surely the £865 leggings in the photo should have provoked a follow-up question or two?
The absolute bullshit in this article is unbelievable. For a start, has anyone ever seen a claim that a single person here or anywhere ‘allege’ that ‘Jack lives in a big mansion in the middle of nowhere’?
Never seen it.
Where is the explanation for this abuse? Why would anyone abuse someone who is genuinely working to help others?
The ‘abuse’ comes from Jack posting photos of her bank account with no money in (& countless other examples where she seeks to give the impression of someone who works hard for little reward) when she’s quite obviously making a lot of money by constantly giving the impression that she is poor-for any newbies reading here. It’s emotional manipulation of good natured people & dishonest. Rather than made up nonsense about mansions which nobody has ever claimed, why not dig in to why Jack is controversial? Honestly journalists, this isn’t hard. There’s a wealth of information out there from Jack herself.
Why would anyone target Jack otherwise? Ffs, it’s so frustrating how little due diligence is done-no wonder frauds get away with lies when journalists parrot their own propaganda rather than even bother to do a quick Google search when something clearly stinks.
Never seen it.
Where is the explanation for this abuse? Why would anyone abuse someone who is genuinely working to help others?
The ‘abuse’ comes from Jack posting photos of her bank account with no money in (& countless other examples where she seeks to give the impression of someone who works hard for little reward) when she’s quite obviously making a lot of money by constantly giving the impression that she is poor-for any newbies reading here. It’s emotional manipulation of good natured people & dishonest. Rather than made up nonsense about mansions which nobody has ever claimed, why not dig in to why Jack is controversial? Honestly journalists, this isn’t hard. There’s a wealth of information out there from Jack herself.
Why would anyone target Jack otherwise? Ffs, it’s so frustrating how little due diligence is done-no wonder frauds get away with lies when journalists parrot their own propaganda rather than even bother to do a quick Google search when something clearly stinks.
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