Ha! She tried for Cathy Come Home, this is more Cathy Fuck Off
Ooh, secret dungeon maybe?Let’s not forget about the room she keeps it locked unless she is in it.
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Our only comfort is that knowing her as they do, they probably ignore everything she says and does.Both probably. I can’t believe she’d be so blasé about actual real heart attacks. Horrible to put your family through that.
She’s a little “Spring Piggy” … with a sniffly-snuffly oinking ickle snout … 34p a portion Bigella ripoff (I think it’s curdled)‘I’m not the spring chicken everyone wants’
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‘I’m a pocket rocket’
Yes it has curdled/split hasn’t it? A food disaster and ruination of dinner to the rest of us but for Jack it’s getting uploaded for all to see.She’s a little “Spring Piggy” … with a sniffly-snuffly oinking Ickes snout … 34p a portion Bigella ripoff (I think it’s curdled) View attachment 1657189
Oh god the recipe is terrible.She’s a little “Spring Piggy” … with a sniffly-snuffly oinking ickle snout … 34p a portion Bigella ripoff (I think it’s curdled) View attachment 1657189
Cheap wine, yogurt, mustard, carrots and cooking bacon… it’s basically ready made chunderOh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…cookingonabootstrap.com
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
She adds dairy to quite a few things that don’t require it doesn’t she? Like the famous carbonara. She also substitutes dairy products wildly like Brie instead of cream cheese or cream cheese instead of yoghurt. So weird. That isn’t any firm of budgeting is it? Why would you buy any dairy product on a whim and then be like ‘oh rats, what am I going to do with all this cream cheese?! Oh I know, I’ll find a recipe that requires natural yoghurt and make that.’Oh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…cookingonabootstrap.com
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
Or 6p for jamEspecially if cooking for a toddler, if you had a spare £1 to spend on a value beer you’d buy some sweets or ketchup or biscuits - toddlers aren’t big beef and ale fans
CarbonahhrahhhShe adds dairy to quite a few things that don’t require it doesn’t she? Like the famous carbonara. She also substitutes dairy products wildly like Brie instead of cream cheese or cream cheese instead of yoghurt. So weird. That isn’t any firm of budgeting is it? Why would you buy any dairy product on a whim and then be like ‘oh rats, what am I going to do with all this cream cheese?! Oh I know, I’ll find a recipe that requires natural yoghurt and make that.’
That was in her old Jack at a Pinch blog, which she wrote after Allegra dumped her. Typical narc though. The medical issues always raise their head when they are slighted/challenged on their shitty behaviour. My MIL is a big fan of pretending to have chest pains if you confront her about something.Didn't she have several "suspected" heart attacks? I seem to remember a photo of a heart monitor.
Vociferously? Made we should buy her a dictionary for Christmas, the silly pretentious woman. Also - a FISTFUL of thyme? Really? So that alllll you can taste afterwards is thyme and nothing else? Or maybe she doesn't know what thyme looks like, or maybe (2) she means a sprig. Who knows.Oh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…cookingonabootstrap.com
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
And how big is a fist? Mine might be smaller than someone else's. Hardly an adequate unit of measurement.Vociferously? Made we should buy her a dictionary for Christmas, the silly pretentious woman. Also - a FISTFUL of thyme? Really? So that alllll you can taste afterwards is thyme and nothing else? Or maybe she doesn't know what thyme looks like, or maybe (2) she means a sprig. Who knows.
As there often is, there’s a manipulative (deleted) blog post for that. Coincidentally it happened right after Leggy dumped her.Didn't she have several "suspected" heart attacks? I seem to remember a photo of a heart monitor.
Omg one of ours sometimes has to have the long grass gently pulled from his bottom…. He makes a right fuss !!! Just a load of long grass.That ratty ponytail looks like something I pulled from my dog's arse after he's been in the bins
Bigella used tarragon not thyme… so presumably she also has no idea what either taste like let alone look like.Vociferously? Made we should buy her a dictionary for Christmas, the silly pretentious woman. Also - a FISTFUL of thyme? Really? So that alllll you can taste afterwards is thyme and nothing else? Or maybe she doesn't know what thyme looks like, or maybe (2) she means a sprig. Who knows.
https://giphy.com/1ZKg9ylOIePssOh god the recipe is terrible.
"Vociferously" washing carrots??Spring Piggy, 33p
Spring Piggy, serves 4 for £1.34, or 34p each. This is an adaptation of a Nigella Lawson recipe for spring chicken, which was adapted in turn from a traditional rabbit recipe. That’s the thin…cookingonabootstrap.com
Also it looks horrible and curdled because she puts yoghurt in it, which will split unless you mix it with cornflour. Notably, nigella's recipe does nothing of the sort and has cider but no dairy https://www.nigella.com/recipes/spring-chicken
Why add yoghurt and make it look like baby sick??
Sorry if I missed someone already saying this - I'm not as sure she will go down that route. Her sobriety is very performative, but I don't think we (general public, haters and fans alike) are the only intended audience. It feels like she has some real life stakes riding on her appearing to remain visibly sober.All this sobriety talk does make me suspect she's going to have a dramatic breakdown and start drinking again and it'll be the fault of Tattle and Tweeters who said mean things about her disabled mum's potatoes. Whether that return to alcohol is real or not it'll help keep the FMs in line and give them something to use against anyone asking inconvenient question. "Not now! She's just fallen off the wagon because of you lot! Leave her alone! She'll die if you don't stop this nonsense!"
Wasn't this around the same time she potentially had a fatal tomato allergy?Didn't she have several "suspected" heart attacks? I seem to remember a photo of a heart monitor.
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