Woah. My first few takes.
The Grouch phoned her. The doctor said ‘You’re a drunk
Shit-talking in front of the kid
and more immediately after it’s pointed out little one is in the room.
How the hell is she still going???
Woah. My first few takes.This is actually a very very interesting article in a lot of ways, particularly as you can tell the journalist thought she was a complete tit so challenged her on a few things and just let her to run her mouth off. it’s full of nonsense, pettiness, unpleasantness and downright lies. She comes across as a right arse.
There’s some pretty damning stuff in here, some of it a bit upsetting re her son and pets, so click with care.
PS It’s also very clear from this why she didn’t say a word when her local MP was killed in his constituency.Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwinwww.standard.co.uk
She’s also got CCJs on her credit profile which would make getting a mortgage a complete ball ache. I think you’re onto something!Forensic fraus/herrs: Has she said she got a 25k advance for a book at one time? If my memory serves in the same tweet or blog post/article she says that’s why she buys herself a luxury item as a treat and as insurance against the pov times coming back again.
This has been really playing on my mind because I don’t know anyone who has or is currently saving for a house who wouldn’t immediately use it as a deposit on a mortgage. We were so tight and stingy when we were saving-if it wasn’t absolutely essential to life or the kids we didn’t buy it. Neither of us bought any new clothes except the odd pack of pants or socks for a year because we rightly recognised we had plenty to last us and if anything got really necessary to replace we could. We just didn’t want to because we wanted to see our pot building. We sold everything in every crap drawer, I sold books, clothes, shoes, homewares on eBay, car boots etc and I didn’t give a bean to charidee.
The idea one of us would have said ‘look I’m gonna buy these £500 ridiculous traazers but we can always sell them again don’t worry’ is crazy to me.
Jack must’ve been planning to buy her house outright because even if she got another 25k tomorrow she’d still be refused a mortgage as she couldn’t show 3 years of self-employment profits or her salary to prove she could actually pay the mortgage. The grift is the game.
I think her microwave is a cardboard box turned inside out to make a cardboard box, with a bed-warning oven tray pinged inside to make a microwave.Does she have a 1W microwave or something? The dear frau who microwaved a plum in the name of forensic canal research still makes me hoot.
She says near the beginning that she has a heart condition. Really? Another ailment to add to the crumbly bones etcI found it-time stamp 18.06 she starts boasting about how her recipes are ‘Nigella, Gordon & my mum’ (yeah right) repackaged. She then gets carried away with herself & admits her recipes are just ‘repackaged, rebranded’.
The start is also ridiculous (actually the whole thing is). She’s reading a speech on an iPad because she can’t read her own writing due to arthritis. Has clearly had a miraculous recovery as she loves all those lists now.
Ps goes without saying that the whole thing is warbly & the same old ridiculous pov stories. Oh and apparently she nicks ideas from ‘people I agree with’. Wtf?
Bluebeard!Let’s not forget about the room she keeps it locked unless she is in it.
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‘I’m not the spring chicken everyone wants’Woah. My first few takes.
The Grouch phoned her. The doctor said ‘You’re a drunk
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Shit-talking in front of the kid
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and more immediately after it’s pointed out little one is in the room.
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How the hell is she still going???
I think she's forgotten that one. She made a big play of it when she claimed she was going to run a marathon but she doesn't mention it much these days.She says near the beginning that she has a heart condition. Really? Another ailment to add to the crumbly bones etc
I found it-time stamp 18.06 she starts boasting about how her recipes are ‘Nigella, Gordon & my mum’ (yeah right) repackaged. She then gets carried away with herself & admits her recipes are just ‘repackaged, rebranded’.
The start is also ridiculous (actually the whole thing is). She’s reading a speech on an iPad because she can’t read her own writing due to arthritis. Has clearly had a miraculous recovery as she loves all those lists now.
Ps goes without saying that the whole thing is warbly & the same old ridiculous pov stories. Oh and apparently she nicks ideas from ‘people I agree with’. Wtf?
It is DEBILITATING! Oh my god I just saw your edit!! She’s pure evil.She has pseudo-arthritis, which is...not arthritis
She pretended she had three heart attacks which is an evil thing to do to the people who love you.
Also, implying she has an actual heart is a whole other form of cosplaying.She has pseudo-arthritis, which is...not arthritis
She pretended she had three heart attacks which is an evil thing to do to the people who love you.
Let’s face it, every single thing she pretends to be or have is an evil thing to do to the people who love you.She has pseudo-arthritis, which is...not arthritis
She pretended she had three heart attacks which is an evil thing to do to the people who love you.
Didn't she have several "suspected" heart attacks? I seem to remember a photo of a heart monitor.I think she's forgotten that one. She made a big play of it when she claimed she was going to run a marathon but she doesn't mention it much these days.
She’s claimed she’s had three heart attacks, which is highly unlikely. More likely is arrhythmia caused byShe says near the beginning that she has a heart condition. Really? Another ailment to add to the crumbly bones etc
Or just panic attacks.She’s claimed she’s had three heart attacks, which is highly unlikely. More likely is arrhythmia caused byI reckon.
OK, I'm a sample size of one but my doctor and other medical professionals have never called me a drunk (or even an alcoholic). This would be completely unprofessional and may deter someone from seeking help.The doctor said ‘You’re a drunk
They're more likely to call her aOK, I'm a sample size of one but my doctor and other medical professionals have never called me a drunk (or even an alcoholic). This would be completely unprofessional and may deter someone from seeking help.
Indeed. Tis utter nonsense.OK, I'm a sample size of one but my doctor and other medical professionals have never called me a drunk (or even an alcoholic). This would be completely unprofessional and may deter someone from seeking help.
If she does ever produce anything (which I doubt), she will be a complete laughing stock.I think a giveaway that she is doing the sum total of fuck all squared on the VBI is the fact she never mentions it unless asked - and even then in vague terms. If I was working on a huge project - that was relevant to my job and campaigning - I couldn't help myself talking about. Eg when she is interviewed she'll never say anything like 'an interesting thing I've discovered from my work on the Index is xyz'.
What is she going to do? If it wasn't for here keeping the memory of it alive with receipts she would have 100% dropped it and changed her story on twitter - 'oh I mentioned a new index would be a good idea, but I never actually said I was going to create it. I just came up with the name'.
If she ever produces anything it will be scrutinised minutely. Will she dump it on others tostartcomplete? But why would they?
Both probably. I can’t believe she’d be so blasé about actual real heart attacks. Horrible to put your family through that.Or just panic attacks.
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