Hahahaha bleeping hell, just spat my tea out. Also, how can someone manage to look so smug consistently? Resting grift face innit. She's laughing at us. I'm convinced.
Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.
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Breadcrumbing alcoholism to deflect from questions. Weak.
Yes Jack, but you were very quick to mention the HUGE car that was supposedly parked in your driveway for months when OH was in the picture, weren't you? Anyway, congrats on however many days of being sober, and while you're at it feed Content and Coops. Oh, and clean that room packed full of John Lewis boxes in your extremely small house. Absolute ghoul.Oh no, I just read the article. It is the aneurysm. If The Guardian sinks any lower it'll need to be rescued by submarine.
Anyway, canal get a mention! Woo. (Is it even a Jack Monroe interview without a swipe at the vicious trolls?)
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The Vain Baywatch Influencer also gets a mention.
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''It's coming! I really am doing it! Are you looking, guys? It really is happening''
How come Jack talking about the VBI has the same energy as ''I'll get up in five minutes. I really will get up in five minutes. Actually, I'll just sleep another ten minutes.''
I was reading @Valiofthedolls forensic post and initially saw 'sick bag' instead of 'basic' on Jack's belt. Oops.
Nah, I'm laughing at her. Imagine not having the nouse to actually see that people despise her. She thinks she's so loved. A typical narc always thinks that everyone lives them. When it turns out not, they can't believe it. It's hilarious.
What like ' Jack, Jack, can you help me please? Some twit dropped a jar of pesto in the baby food aisle, do I walk around it or step over it?'
Apologies if another Frau has already said this but I’ve been away from Tattle for 24 hours & it looks like it’s all been happening so catching up, armed with a very stiff drink! But she says here “house” not bungalow - given she’s trying to disprove her wealth, wouldn’t you call that out rather than the (frankly ridiculous) comment about five Jags.
Make it make sense
Cocky Jack is back in twitter town, high on her own hot air. I can only hope that in a week or two, we'll be smugly saying that pride comes before a fall.
Wishing people would fall off the wagon is the sort of twisted and vindictive thing an impotent ragebeast like Jack would do but it's not fair to project that onto other people. Personally I'd be delighted if she took up a nice hobby instead of playing in the snow.
I saw an actual big cock today, he clucked at me which made more sense than the shite Jack slops out of her gargoyle's gutter of a gob.Lord I am slow today, that took me longer than it should to fathom it out. Jack's a COCK!
I wondered that too. With everyone else, there’s a pic of them with Grace and Jay. Also, in the photo of Jack, it looks like all the awards are lined up on the stage behind her, which suggests hers was handed out first. That would fit with her being ushered in and out before.
Jack is such a starfucker. She’d have wanted pics with all the big names in normal circumstances.
What does she mean by ‘Keep coming back’? I don’t understand (I’m a bunch of Potatoes, after all...). Thank(space)you x
Lord alone only knows. She's probably high or something.
Sort of like a turd that won’t flush?
I see "Power to the people" Jack is back.
For any fraus too young to know who Wolfie Smith is: "...he is an unemployed slacker and petty criminal whose plans fail through his own laziness, cowardice and incompetence"
New Harry Potter book: Floater Monroe and the Cursed Slop
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LEAVE WOLFIE OUT OF THIS!!! WARNED!
Not Jack's mums roasties.
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