Oh no, I just read the article. It is the aneurysm. If The Guardian sinks any lower it'll need to be rescued by submarine.
Anyway, canal get a mention! Woo. (Is it even a Jack Monroe interview without a swipe at the vicious trolls?)
The Vain Baywatch Influencer also gets a mention.
''It's coming! I really am doing it! Are you looking, guys? It really is happening''
How come Jack talking about the VBI has the same energy as ''I'll get up in five minutes. I really will get up in five minutes. Actually, I'll just sleep another ten minutes.''