Jack Monroe #416 Food Hero? LMAO, should be in the dock for crimes against pasta.

[Valiofthedolls]

She’s getting on my tits today and I quite frankly can’t be arsed with her. I did just see this online from her in 2019 though which made me Unless you’re admitting you’re catfishing people on a dating site, errrr no you’re not, you daft twit.

 

[MadelineBassett]

Why do I feel like Jack is going to burst into a power ballad!
I hope her silence is because she is being investigated by Action Fraud.

Action Frau, omg.

 

[Bugger13]

Honestly the fawning of the squigs makes me want to vom. I’d understand a bit better if she was actually nice, but she’s rude, snarky and quite frankly, vile.

Same. This is why I love this corner of the internet (the Jack threads). Honest people, not fake victims of a narcissist. It’s such a refreshing change from life generally & the internet in particular. So much fake bullshit out there & it’s so nice to see all reason hasn’t gone & the world isn’t just fawning over manipulative, selfish bastards actually.

 

[here we go again]

Action Frau, omg.

Action Man in Jack's daft Cape and a pair of Choos?

 

[BurgerLaBill]

I see Bobby DARVO is playing the victim today, just for a change. Doesn't like being held accountable, does she? Shithouse.

 

[moldwarp]

Ugh

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Good god I don’t think I’ve seen anything as patronising and disingenuous as this since…well, since some previous tweets of Jack Monroes.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Gak Monroe.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

I see Bobby DARVO is playing the victim today, just for a change. Doesn't like being held accountable, does she? Shithouse.

Darnit, couldn’t you have held off for about 20 more pages so this could be the new thread title?

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Cringing so hard for Leggy and LJC. Imagine if you were known for not only bumping uglies with someone who dials the cringeometer up to 11 (like this quote exemplifies) on such a regular basis but you had actually moved in with the cringey f***er. Both of them. Agh.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

This one?

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I have been enjoying this massive OWWWWW !! all day and will probably continue to do so for a long, long time.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Archduke goes away a lot. Therefore I identify as a single parent, where the duck is my award, Gingerbread.

enabling pricks

 

[ForgettyBetty]

It continues...

 

[Geetbo]

FFS is she going to update her bio every day?

Yes, absolutely x

Braveslop Jack is one of the worst isn’t it. Even worse than sex Jack.

Be well, friends x

 

[FlirtyThirty]

90 hours of her work a week is tweaking her Twitter bio.

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I think she believes her narc mind control manipulation tactics work better in person and tbf it seems they do.

This is what I thought, I think she'd feel more in control being face to face with someone. It's easier in many ways to manipulate someone (more tactics at your disposal) and ensure they write what you want. Would explain why she would insist on flitting off to Ireland in the middle of her 'busy' schedule when there was no need.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I had never seen that quote before this post Vali! It is NOT a “modest” size holy f*** that’s made me quite upset.

It’s from Potatoes in 2020. It’s not the only thing she lies about. The pics in the article of her sad meals from 2013 when she was ‘in Poverty’ have been as being from when she was being sponsored for the Live Below the Line Challenge to live for 5 days on £5. I can provide the link to the receipts again if anyone wants them

Spoiler: TW: S**cide, Lies, Manipulation, Claptrap

You Don’t Batch Cook When You’re Suicidal | JACK MONROE

than oven chips. It disappeared from my site when it crashed late last year, but for posterity I have reposted it in its unedited entirety]

cookingonabootstrap.com

 

[Veronicaaa]

The piece has been put online, so look forward to seeing Jack doing her Saturday night dance pose on your timeline

 

[Spooons]

I still can't get my head around the idea of a "campaigner for povs" rocking up to a pre-award photoshoot in a nearly £2,000 outfit.

Tbf that’s ok. It’s the pleading of personal poverty as she does that, that sticks in the craw.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

<<swings microphone cable around alluringly>>

Well you can trash my career
And my reputation
Partnerships, colleagues
Opportunities erasure
Drag my fellowships
And my sanity too
But ah ha honey lay off of my shoes....


And don't you
Step on my

“You ain’t nothing’ but a Grifter,
Lyin’ all the time”

duck me, have they deliberately tried to make her look like one of Hitler’s Brownshirts?! Utterly Bizarre. Also, have they turned comments off?!

 

[lilykestrel]

Ah, so this was a 'humble suggestion'

 

[traumatised sideboard]

What you can't see in the article photo is the Russell Hobbs kettle, just out of shot. Glad we finally solved the mystery of how that happened.