The amount of ridiculous pink accessories there. Pink BIN BAGS FFS.
Jack Monroe #414 Catch Me If You (Tin) Can
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Another Frau found this bag a while ago-it’s not a Moschino it’s an independent designer can’t remember the name. Still v speedy as I googled at the time.
Is this the PR company who then made the video that showed her house and street?
They’re Southend’s recycling bags but I bet she had a black one in there before and swapped it for the photo!
Er, she's faking whatever that is supposed to be.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
She really doesn't look well, even with all the tweaks. Especcially with the tweaks?
I hope she gets the help she needs soon.
It's quite startling seeing the images side by side. She was really pretty in 2013.
Del Monte sold 3 extra tins of pineapples.View attachment 1647556
Sorry, I'm going wildly off thread, because I found this whilst trying to find that bloody pen photo. Pier PR were responsible for the Del Monte debacle, the results speak for themselves.
Jack Monroe partnership - Pier
Food & beverage PR specialist agency Pier delivered a celebrity ambassador campaign with Jack Monroe for Del Montewww.pierweare.com
Squatty potty practice pose.
you missed "Chef"
If you really want to be startled, look at her current profile picture on Twitter. Her lips look insane. Truly.
Those two pairs of trousers are Vivienne Westwood and SO ARE THESE. That's three pairs. There's a pair of these selling for £180 second hand here https://www.depop.com/products/lilacliar-extremely-rare-vivienne-westwood-plaid/ so they must have been really spenny new. Also this shirt looks like a bin bag but is likely pricey AF. Ditto shoes.Forensic Stocktake: Detectives Needed. @That Forensic Man new stuff here.
For the love of LJC will someone put me out of my misery and find these hideous Viv trousers?! They actually look like they might be jeans. Also, pretty sure this black jacket is a spendy thing as well though will be harder toLooking again, I’m not even convinced the pic of her in the street is the exact jacket in the awards pic. Is it two different really similar jackets?!
Don’t think the Church’s style brown brogues are on the list yet either.
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She has it, and a matching or at least v similar waistcoat
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also, as well as the “fat controller waistcoats” (chapeau that frau!) I see leggy was the inspo for leather kecks too.
Finally, I think this may be a FOURTH Burberry scarf! The other thinner one she has in the bottom two pics from @Knit one Pearl one looks more like the heritage print and colours; this one is mustard with blue in it. i wonder if she bought them when she was doing her pretty woman spite-shop at the Burberry store to really stick it to the ‘shop girl’?!
Also, is this leather jacket already on the list?
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£40 is sort of mid-range, but more than about 90% of the population would spend. Jack's quite a Farrow & Ball fan, isn't she, so she could have gone for their Enigma print at £120 a roll: https://www.farrow-ball.com/en-gb/wallpaper/enigma?sku=5051836612115
I guess we should just thank our lucky stars she hasn't discovered Timorous Beasties yet, where their wallpaper starts at about £80 per roll and goes up to around £160 a metre! (But they do have some lovely things: https://www.timorousbeasties.com/category/wallcoverings )
The shoes are 'charlize' from Russell and Bromley. £215. Theresa May has a pair.
Truly the mark of poverty is when you can colour co-ordinate the many items in your kitchen.
P. S I hate that bin. It should have a swing or pedal lid. What Jack has as an old precursor to the wheelie bin.
Jack now that you're decluttering, I know many of the canal would absolutely be willing to take a hardback paper copy of these threads off your hands for some bedtime reading (I call dibs on the "Jack as bowls" thread and georgia church suppers)
Anyone else spent way too much of their day playing detective like
Oh, well done, dear heart! I found that pic in the wee smol hours; couldn't find the traazers, but knew them to be VW (as is the shirt).
Regrettably, in a crowded field, it was the shoes that prevented me from getting back to sleep.
Is there a slight "sample-sale" honk to some of the Westwood? Particularly the 2014 mismatched "I'm a tweenie" trews.
Found a Viv (RIP) traazer pic from August 2019, from Instagram by the photographer of an Observer Food Monthly shoot.
Also found 2 photos that are PROOF that she HAS been to Asda HQ (or a studio or a big store kitchen) and she HAS volunteered at a food bank
(is that a Burberry scarf?)
Also found 2 photos that are PROOF that she HAS been to Asda HQ (or a studio or a big store kitchen) and she HAS volunteered at a food bank
(is that a Burberry scarf?)
Not sure if anyone found it, but here's the pen pic...
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