Jelly Bean
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And yet she has gone quiet and she has gone away.
Really makes you think.
Imagine if Jack never published HH2? She'd still be merrily grifting away, with her army of flying monkeys, getting her telly gigs and carrying on being a horrible con merchant.He also doesn’t claim to have removed his lightbulbs whilst buying a designer dog, or stating he can’t Afford butter, he also doesn’t constantly rattle his tip jar
Some ladies I know, older than your Mum, massively turned against Jack after DKL. Apparently her rudeness to Sir Matt OF and insistence that bottled lemon juice was superior to fresh was the talk of the (then virtual) WI. The group chats were aghast. They then shared the Cameron story and of course they all love That Man - so Jack better not so much as hum Jerusalem or she’ll really know the wrath of many feistyMy mum is almost 70, has never been on twitter in her life, has only recently learned to read the newspaper on her iPad and only knows of Jack through Guardian articles, and adamantly refuses to believe she's a grifter even after I've explained that people have used her own words to show her contradicting herself. (Admittedly I didn't do a very good job explaining because I didn't want to admit that I'm a maniac who's been over-invested in this for the last six months.) As far as she's concerned Jack writes some good anti-Tory stuff and gets columns in a proper newspaper, i.e. not the S*n or Daily Mail, so 'how do you know it's not those people on the Internet who are making things up rather than her?'
It's a frustrating response when you've seen all the evidence like us, but... from her perspective, it's a fair question. To her Jack's not a narcissistic Z-list blogger-turned-raging twitter addict, she's a freelance columnist writing for a respected national broadsheet and a recipe writer who gets her trad-published cookbooks promoted in the same paper. Naturally, she's going to assume the professionals involved here have done the bare minimum of due diligence and not let her spout a load of factually incorrect bollocks (and shit recipes) without checking any of it. Next to that, and without further context, an anonymous Twitter account trawling back through things Jack said many years ago to find contradictions looks pretty weak and possibly a bit deranged. A lot of people just don't live in the world of internet drama and have no idea that this kind of grifting and being exposed is so commonplace, except for the odd high profile case where someone makes the national news for getting on breakfast TV by pretending to have terminal cancer or something, so trying to explain that people are this invested in looking for inaccuracies in her story does feed into the whole 'obsessive creeps are stalking me for politically motivated reasons' narrative.
Luckily my mum is also not the sort of person to give money to any cause unless it's a well-known charity, so in this case no harm done, but I really think the Guardian and other professional media that platform her have a lot of culpability in letting things get as far as they have. It can't have done Jack any good in the long run either - she'd probably have stayed a relatively minor figure without all their 'help', and the eventual fallout if it ever came would have been much more contained.
This woman is just ridiculous! Flip flopping amongst different career choices, proudly announcing them to the world, then never following through.
I've not caught up yet, but don't feel bad.Oh no. And the person who drew it paints with her mouth. I feel rotten now. Sorry.
Also, it takes bloody ages to key "You shoulda kept ya legs shut" on the side of a crappy vauxhall vectraI’m aware that this piece is absolutely awash with bollocks. Something caught my eye…
In all my years of driving, knowing literally hundreds of other drivers, having accidents, experiencing a hit & run and vandalism etc etc etc I have NEVER known of ‘the shame of driving around in a car that someone has keyed an insult on’. WHAT? Who is doing that? I might have seen it on TV years ago but a spray can is much quicker and easier. Weird. Does it happen in Elevenerife?
I have a ye olde from yore for that too…as always apols for typos- typing on my
(Spoiler, talk of eating, weight loss)
August 2013. So by this time, has the weekly Guardian column, book has been commissioned, Fortnum&Mason award etc, so there’s no subsequent decline into ‘the jutting collarbones of poverty’. She writes this
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Link: https://web.archive.org/web/2013080...yoghurt-make-me-a-rubbish-cook-apparently-so/
Oh and PS given that she blogs every single time she farts, I am also able to categorically tell you that this is a lie
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She did not do ‘11 days of the live below the line challenge’; in April she planned to do five days,
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Oh, and even if the length of days wasn’t bollox? Her ‘after the 11 day challenge appearance on BBC breakfast’? That’s utter bullshit too. She was on BBC breakfast the day BEFORE the first pov challenge started. Not after either of them. Posted as evidence by her, timestamped, with a helpful pic! No wonder she deleted so much of this.
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Also back in August 2013 “No health problems”
My absolute favourite.Everything is retconned isn't it? All to be reused in the hope that people have short memories.
She's got form for claiming she doesn't have white goods then we see pictures of said goods.
Absolute fucking maniac.
Found this online (god help my search history) and am going to get it made into a full sleeve in time for the hearing.I think it's the skeleton's thigh bone coming out of the arse it shouldn't have? But there's no socket/joint?? Truly terrible and the type of thing you get on your thigh to avoid awkward questions from your nan.
I read this as she'd gone for a piss and a sandwich!!
I have previously contacted the fundraising regulator about Jack's Teemill endeavour:Not the Charity Commission, as they only regulate charities. The Fundraising Regulator might be somewhere to start or Action Fraud. But The Fundraising Regulator ask that you contact the organisation or fundraiser first.
Quoting myself like a nob because even though I’m just angry and horrified at her this morning, I thought I’d add a little levity. This opening sentence of her NYE 2012 blog post has me howling (recall also she’s still sitting in the cold with no heating and in the gloom of half-lightbulbs gone)View attachment 1637966
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2012: Tears, And Fears And Feeling Proud...
As the year draws to a close, and I've put my sewing down for the night, I find myself reflecting on 2012. 2012 is the year I refer to as my annus horribilis; after leaving a well paid job and find...web.archive.org
I know other fraus discovered this long before me, but I swear, that early blog is a fucking goldmine.
Er, Jack... using threats of unjustified legal action to intimidate people isn't going to play particularly well if it ever comes up in court. Have you actually taken legal advice?