And they've been taking the younger ones to the same hotel in Cyprus for 4 weeks every year since 2012 but couldn't buy Jack some jam...
And they've been taking the younger ones to the same hotel in Cyprus for 4 weeks every year since 2012 but couldn't buy Jack some jam...Wh
what about the trips to the lemon groves in Cyprus etc?
Because working behind the scenes, as a power broker of sorts, requires power. Which Jack don't got. Jack got noise, only. Not reason. Not authority. Not coordinated effort. Nothing but noise.I bet Jack is sad she can’t use her big platform to claim that hours of gentle, behind-the-scenes personal toil was behind this initiative…
She's going to try and brazen all this out isn't she? That's what I'm taking from the defiance in that bio. Wouldn’t be surprised if she's going to try and reveal ~something~ in terms of the VBI, as a gotcha to everyone and to try and show that she is very important and does important fings. It'll be shit and hilariousCall me crazy, but I think this update means the VBI is going to happen. I literally can’t wait. She’s basically going to produce some kind of excel sheet of 200 items, showing how much they’ve gone up in price over 10 years. There’ll be no mention of the Poverty Tour or of all the receipts sent in and it’s going to be no different to what can be found on a dozen other sites or what journalists do all the time. She’ll announce it in some look at me fashion, this has taken me so long, look at my workings out, food for poor people has gone up 344 per cent and it’s going to be a load of old shit and we are all going to laugh our collective lungs up. Hurry up Jack!!
I’m assuming she’s pretty up to date on the grunk and this alert from @Tin Can Crook is exactly why she’s back and titting around with her bio to (ironically) make her look even more of a tit.When you Google her name, Google still has the cached tweet she made asking her monkeys to report the parody account. That means the first you thing you see on Google is "Twitter" followed by a screenshot of the handle of the parody account. It's hilariously misleading.
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Please let this be true. Leave Me Alone Jack is my favourite. This sounds like the perfect combination. TOOT FUCKING TOOT.I’m guessing we’ll get a LIVING A LIFE BEYIND MY WILDEST DREAMS quickly followed by LEAVE ME ALONE before the day is out.
Excited.
(TOOT TOOT)
It would make my day if Chris mate casually destroys the whole thing in one polite tweet.She's going to try and brazen all this out isn't she? That's what I'm taking from the defiance in that bio. Wouldn’t be surprised if she's going to try and reveal ~something~ in terms of the VBI, as a gotcha to everyone and to try and show that she is very important and does important fings. It'll be shit and hilarious
Remember she said it would take her the weekend?So Jack managed 3 posts on instagram with only one being 'food' (sans recipe) before scurrying back to twitter. But who am I trying to kid, she never left. Pathetic.
I clicked on #vimesbootsindex, the first result is from January, the next is Jack saying she kicked it off back then, third one it's 'nearly done' in May.
It's interesting that she'd draw attention to, or perhaps rather attempt to control the narrative about, the recent ONS revelations regarding inflation etc. and Jack's lack of input.
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Mashed cauliflower- only a monster would do this instead of potatoAlso, what is this whitish stuff please, what is this brown stuff please, what is that thing in the brown stuff please, and what are those things in between the whitish stuff and the brown stuff with the thing in it? Are the in between things roast potatoes?!
Why does it all look like that? Why is she like this? Why does she do this? It’s all so wrong
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Papu himself married out! To a local baptist lady!I bet he didn't like that Big Dave married out.
The "white bread" I'd argue with a little.. I'm assuming they meant fresh from bakery? but your standard packet sliced did a weird thing where it sat years around 42p for branded, 22p for supermarket own, then practically doubled overnight after a "wheat crisis" (maybe 2008?) and never went down again. So a "vbi" will always be difficult in practice.Here’s something Which? did a few years ago. It was the first article on a Google search I did now that came up so there’s bound to be loads more like this. As the real analysts here have shown, they have adjusted the costs accounting for inflation. Wonder if our SMOL pixie will do the same?
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