Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.
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Oooh, love Ken Hom!
Musings on a Wednesday ...do you think she's had a
Presidential bollocking from her publisher, agent and other stakeholders and told to wind her neck in on Socials ?
Every time she opens her trap on there it becomes a massive own goal and she slips another rung down the ladder of obscurity.
There seems to be more people willing to call out her nonsense and not back down at the first threat of legal action. I think she just uses this as a bullying tactic. A few months ago she and her team of crack paralegals were 'collecting evidence'....yawn.....
Presidential bollocking from her publisher, agent and other stakeholders and told to wind her neck in on Socials ?
Every time she opens her trap on there it becomes a massive own goal and she slips another rung down the ladder of obscurity.
There seems to be more people willing to call out her nonsense and not back down at the first threat of legal action. I think she just uses this as a bullying tactic. A few months ago she and her team of crack paralegals were 'collecting evidence'....yawn.....
That's just up there because she thinks it will make the evil haterz seethe when it just makes her look like a tragic arse who is desperate for praise. If she wasn't so poisonous I really would feel sorry for her. But she is so I SHAN'T.
ANOTHER ANEURYSM FFS10p bollock sausages melt in the mouth and make great lil sucky snacks.
Remember when she made some unholy fishy slop and described it as "tasting like your wildest, horniest dreams...slick, salty, fatty, sea-briney"? Or when she said she leaves the bones in when she eats tinned fish because they're "soft and crumbly"
Frauen I am waiting to see the dentist but I want to run away 
The Global knife's blade is lying on the edge of a pizza cutter
Jack, this is why you can't have nice things.
At least on that occasion she'd be guaranteed a wedding.
Ba-boom-tish!
Sorry Jacko. I'm getting my coat.
if that is what has happened, Jack will have reframed it in her head as ‘my publishers are concerned about smol little me and have whispered gently, softly in my ear that I need to take some time to rest and look after myself’.
Morning ninnies.
Pompous Circus squig sounds like they had a tough time but theydefinitely look old enough to have known what arguing on the internet can be like if you aren't careful. Presumably they were posting in their own (rather unusual) name hence others being able to set up accounts in the same name. "I was quite outspoken" usually translates to 'I acted like a gobby, argumentative bleep (a bit like Jack). Not an excuse for trolling someone but we all have to take responsibility for own online safety. If you're going to argue with right wingers online whilst clearly identifying who you are then you need to understand that they might, just might, act in a vindictive way. Hopefully he has learned to be more circumspect because I'd imagine it was a horrible thing to go though.
Follower scores on the doors
Since Monday (Report This Account Day):
Parody Jack has gained 1676 followers
Other Jack has lost 851 followers (as well as - 828 followers on Instagram)
Pompous Circus squig sounds like they had a tough time but theydefinitely look old enough to have known what arguing on the internet can be like if you aren't careful. Presumably they were posting in their own (rather unusual) name hence others being able to set up accounts in the same name. "I was quite outspoken" usually translates to 'I acted like a gobby, argumentative bleep (a bit like Jack). Not an excuse for trolling someone but we all have to take responsibility for own online safety. If you're going to argue with right wingers online whilst clearly identifying who you are then you need to understand that they might, just might, act in a vindictive way. Hopefully he has learned to be more circumspect because I'd imagine it was a horrible thing to go though.
Follower scores on the doors
Since Monday (Report This Account Day):
Parody Jack has gained 1676 followers
Other Jack has lost 851 followers (as well as - 828 followers on Instagram)
Oh. Oh dear.
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For God's sake will someone think of the children
Why is she putting 4 tops on?
I just wasted 40 minutes trying to triangulate that bastard knife when I should be WORKING.
How uplifting for the peasants, hope they wear appropriate headwear to doff
Oh ... just noticed they tagged imposter Jack!
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Agreed. Her whole brain is dedicated to getting one over on her imaginary legions of haterz.
Thing is, she doesn’t really have that many haterz. (So few in fact that she had to make one up, a thoroughly unpleasant imaginary individual who was making all sorts of threats involving acid.)
in reality she Just has people laughing at her. Mockerz.
Mockerz doesn’t carry quite the same threat, though, and presumably wouldn’t levy quite so many Patreon donations.
Her Mum's favourite band - Jack plays them while dressing
Poor jack. People can't even give enough of a crap to make sure she's tagged properly.Oh ... just noticed they tagged imposter Jack!
I hope they actually promote it. It would be more than Jack would do.
Rudolf, I think
What happened with her and Leggy - who left who and how long were they together? I watched a video interview of them together and Jack was very try hard. I agree that the relationship seems to have given Jack a taste for a lifestyle she is unable to be a part of on her own merits. Maybe she would have been a nicer, less entitled and greedy person if she and Leggy had never met. Makes you think.
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