No WAY! That’s why she started posting in the Mrs Gloss group? Well, blow me down with a feather. She must have loved the triple whammy of 1. getting tons of people to kiss her arse (because she was a minor celeb), 2. have a new outlet for her shopping addiction AND 3. get one-up on SBs step mum.SBs step mum has referenced her past modelling frequently and her MUA type activities. Jack has simply adopted these as her own life experiences, to the point of attempted one-upping of step-mum on the same FB makeup page at same/similar times over the past 4 years at least.
SBs step mum is a very pretty, quirky lady with a great talent for MUArtistry.
The green (quality-street wrapper) eyed monster at play?
Makes you think
I don't think the person is that invested in her to finesse it. Just a noob to j pushing back. Probably because she bit at potato'sIs it bad that I’m not finding the parody account as funny as everyone else seems to be?
Yes, it’s fucking amazing that it’s wound Jack up enough to post about it and drive more traffic there, but there’s a genuine opportunity through humour to show Jack’s grift and inconsistencies. It feels like the parody is wasted a bit going through recycled puns and one liners about being broke.
Can’t believe Oxfam didn’t pay poor Jack to cover the conference so she had to steal table scraps.I’ve found something, and it’s a doozy
“Helped myself to some bread rolls at the big dinner at the G8 summit in 2013”
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“Stealing food to survive, 2013”
I know what you are saying, but that account + Awfully Molly are making Jack's happy place deeply uncomfortable for her right now so more power to them whilst we wait anything more.Is it bad that I’m not finding the parody account as funny as everyone else seems to be?
Yes, it’s fucking amazing that it’s wound Jack up enough to post about it and drive more traffic there, but there’s a genuine opportunity through humour to show Jack’s grift and inconsistencies. It feels like the parody is wasted a bit going through recycled puns and one liners about being broke.
Not bad at all.Is it bad that I’m not finding the parody account as funny as everyone else seems to be?
Yes, it’s fucking amazing that it’s wound Jack up enough to post about it and drive more traffic there, but there’s a genuine opportunity through humour to show Jack’s grift and inconsistencies. It feels like the parody is wasted a bit going through recycled puns and one liners about being broke.
Exactly. Step-mum's eyeshadow etc is generally excellent, Jack's is generally appalling BUT she wins on the likes and comments because of who she is. She then goes on to overshare in the group (shocker again) and live posts mid-date from the loos giving an update on the date.No WAY! That’s why she started posting in the Mrs Gloss group? Well, blow me down with a feather. She must have loved the triple whammy of 1. getting tons of people to kiss her arse (because she was a minor celeb), 2. have a new outlet for her shopping addiction AND 3. get one-up on SBs step mum.
But this is what I mean about her retconning. I 100% remember her trailing Allegra as the one who objected to her transitioning. Allegra was tit babe. But Jack received pushback and reframed it as a previous ex. She's thanking Allegra because she absolutely needs to keep her on side for so many reasons. Seriously, believing Jack's words on this isn't the way to go.Just going to share this again, from the last time "I like girls, babe" came up: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-333-bootsnack-crook.31280/post-10513916
Jack identified the mystery girl-liker as the policewoman in her own coming out post (she mentions the Sainsbury's ad, which is exactly when they broke up).
Wasn't the policewoman the one who was meant to be the abuser too? That’s how I remember it. That article should never have reached publication too, far too many media twats have enabled her by letting her tell these tall tales to a nation.Just going to share this again, from the last time "I like girls, babe" came up: https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-333-bootsnack-crook.31280/post-10513916
Jack identified the mystery girl-liker as the policewoman in her own coming out post (she mentions the Sainsbury's ad, which is exactly when they broke up).
Two words: narc fuel.Exactly. Step-mum's eyeshadow etc is generally excellent, Jack's is generally appalling BUT she wins on the likes and comments because of who she is. She then goes on to overshare in the group (shocker again) and live posts mid-date from the loos giving an update on the date.
Same shit different platform, different day.
I’m with you - was (is?) funny, but drones on much like JM herself. Hope they turn it into something positive - a charity drive, tweet about food banks or charities (etc). Feels like flogging a dead horse, even if that horse fucking deserves it.Is it bad that I’m not finding the parody account as funny as everyone else seems to be?
Yes, it’s fucking amazing that it’s wound Jack up enough to post about it and drive more traffic there, but there’s a genuine opportunity through humour to show Jack’s grift and inconsistencies. It feels like the parody is wasted a bit going through recycled puns and one liners about being broke.
No, the abusive one was earlier, the one she was living with when she was pregnant with SB.Wasn't the policewoman the one who was meant to be the abuser too? That’s how I remember it. That article should never have reached publication too, far too many media twats have enabled her by letting her tell these tall tales to a nation.
She has actually thrown most family members and most partners under the bus to get sympathy or pity. It’s pathetic.
I would love nothing more than an extra 6 (or more!) inches in height. I hate being a shortarse and if anyone calls me 'cute' they only get to do it the once. (Actually, my adult daughter did keep doing that. Gah. She knows it grinds my gears.)Are you 5’2”? Are you sure you’re not 5’1.7”?
I too share Jack’s frame and height - bit smoller at 5’ and I bet that would piss her off. Enjoying a daydream where I meet her and say ‘Ooh you’re much taller in real life!’Ooh she’s towering over me! Oh Jack you’re like a great big clod-hopping GIANT compared to me!
Would this sock be desperately trying to convince everyone that questions about cashos are "boring" by any chance?Not bad at all.
It is funny that it's wound Jack up so much that she's actively and very obviously Tweeting and engaging with it from her newthough
I think it’ll be like a choose your own adventure book.No, the abusive one was earlier, the one she was living with when she was pregnant with SB.
I am honestly so keen for Jack to publish an autobiography. It will be wild.
A couple of things struck me from this article.Why has she dressed her poor child in the exact same (kind of shit) outfit as her?! Like they’re nightclub bouncers who forgot their black trousers and had to wear jeans.
BrilliantI think it’ll be like a choose your own adventure book.
If you think Jack should ask her parents for help, turn to page 21.
If you think Jack should sell her lightbulbs, turn to page 22.
She! Inside information?I agree but I think everyone does it nowadays, at least she is honest, says its for her and there's no manupulation
I've not followed her that closely before all this stuff, but has JM sort of quietly retired the non-binary identity a bit? I know people on T and they tend to get visible changes like facial hair, and also JM was very set on they/them pronouns in the past but seems to have segued to she/they without an actual announcement? I hope this isn't rude to ask about, just I wondered because I remember the coming-out stuff in the press and now she doesn't seem that fussed about it all?That was years before Jack started exploring taking T and came out as trans
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