Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

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I'm not a person with breasticles, but there is a topless pic of JM online and they don't look d or e cups? I bow down to better knowledge obviously
I’m an E cup and they’re not very big at all. When you get measured properly it becomes pretty clear that even F and G cups can look not that big.
 
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They can enter a student for exams whenever they want. My school used to routinely put the top stream for maths in for O level in yr 10, and I sat an extra one (3rd science) in the November "resits" on home study over the summer. Sounds like they were just being arses to teach you a lesson.
 
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What happened to all the 'modelling' that papers claimed she'd been offered? I've seen quite a few references to her being offered 'modelling work'.?
SBs step mum has referenced her past modelling frequently and her MUA type activities. Jack has simply adopted these as her own life experiences, to the point of attempted one-upping of step-mum on the same FB makeup page at same/similar times over the past 4 years at least.
SBs step mum is a very pretty, quirky lady with a great talent for MUArtistry.
The green (quality-street wrapper) eyed monster at play?
Makes you think
 
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It used to happen fairly often when kids were native speakers of another language - they’d sit the GCSE in their native language a year early. Generally a guaranteed “good” pass for bright kids and a chance for others to experience what would be required with a second chance the next year if something went wrong.
 
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She writes graphic, quite revolting and suggestive comments about herself and I am baffled by them and the lies contained within them. It’s as if she’s read in Maxim in 2003 what the ‘perfect woman’s’ stats are and gone - yep that’s me. She’s such a mess-I don’t think she’s ever said one true thing about herself. Oh no wait - she did say she was whiny so that’s something.
 
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They did double science so she got two GCSEs from that, the half in RE that leaves two more to cover Eng, Maths and Eng Lit...
 
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I’m an E cup and they’re not very big at all. When you get measured properly it becomes pretty clear that even F and G cups can look not that big.
Thanks, I really have no experience of cup sizes apart from what was posted on page 3
for overseas frau, we used to have topless women in our daily papers " Claire from Swanley, 36DD, hates the tories )
 
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There's no way her band size is 38. I'm plus size and mine is that. I'd reckon she was a 32-34?

Anyway, the new slop, doesn't look as bad as brown slop but still too many inexplicable eggs.
I would agree re: boobs. I'm 5'2 and a similar shape to Jack- somewhere around a 32/ 34 (but not sure coz don't do bras) B? maybe
 
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Why has she dressed her poor child in the exact same (kind of shit) outfit as her?! Like they’re nightclub bouncers who forgot their black trousers and had to wear jeans.
 
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Some squigs dismissing the theory that Jack is behind the parody account with one memorably comparing Jack to a gerbil that has been up an arse.
 
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'Middle class' mentioned again.
But I don't know... it seemed like she had it together then- like she knew what she was doing and actually- shock horror!! Had morals of some kind.
What the hell happened, eh? It's sad.
 
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