Supposedly...
Supposedly...There are/were some very old Tanzania posts on Jack's Instagram but I can't be arsed scrolling to see if they are still there.
In Britain, hunger hurts while in Africa, hunger kills - but we single mums try to do our best
Food poverty campaigner, single mum and blogger Jack Monroe visits Tanzania and finds some surprising similarities with her own situationwww.mirror.co.uk
She currently has a housemate.
I can’t deal with Mini at all. Locked that one away and it’s never coming out. So sadThank you for finding the pic of the recipe wall.
I daren't comment on the Mini info
Ah I’d forgotten about that DB poem!!It’s been a whole day and I’ve still got…
“Welcome to a whistle-stop tour of fucking up everything,
Welcome to a week in the life of me,
Don’t fasten your seatbelt, turn your head or close your eyes,
If you’ve got any shred of decency you’ll see a crooked house and you’ll be horrified”
…in my head.
Her poetry has got"Excalibur" by David Brent
I froze your tears and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur.
Are you my Arthur? Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
steal it, sheathe it in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? 'Cause I need heaven.
I mean, I get that they can change size, but this was only around 6 months after that other article, so she can’t even keep the story of her bap size straight. Or she was even more crass in that daily mail article because “double Ds” sounded better to her than “my 38Es”‘The loss of my double-D’s’ is just awful. Crass and unnecessary. So although breasts shouldn’t define you, they matter enough to point out to everyone you’ve got knockers? Silly girl Jack. Oh wait-you were a grown woman and a parent when you said this? Oh dear.
Jack you are absolutely the worst.
Reminds me of those random statements on Facebook people putExactly! Why the drama I-am-in-the-process-of-writing-it? It's not bloody Shakespeare, mate. Either share it, or keep quiet.
If the mac and cheese has hard boiled eggs, bacon-stuffed rolls, and tomatoes on top of it, why even bother with the mac and cheese? The toppings are a meal in themselves. Probably enough to feed two hungry adults and a teenage boywho adds hard boiled eggs to macaroni and cheese???
It’s really very telling that every single time she’s compared to something, from a potato to a dictator, I always think “Hmmm, that’s actually a bit unfair on potatoes/dictators/(and here)15 year old boys…”
Yep natural grey hair is very hard to color. It doesn't hold color well at all--even a pro job doesn't last. So, hitting the salon after the dog grooming cafe or buying a shitload of Lady Clairol.I was that grey at 29, 7 years later I’m still not fully grey, around the 70% mark.
Can confirm, permanent box dye doesn’t cover them for more than 2 weeks, even the salon dye doesn’t last more than a month. I embraced it.
She hasn’t, so she’s either at the salon very regularly or doing it herself very regularly.
Clearly written before the ONS' response to an info request. Thoughts of Monroe are not central to any economic discourse except her own. As in how to get that cheddah.I think the most egregious thing about that article is that the author talks about "Monroe's work", as if she'd done anything more than a back of the envelope calculation, a bunch of moany tweets, and a beg for old receipts. She made a point,an observation, which wasn't even original or surprising to economists. It's hardly "work".
I think Jack and Leggy split up in the summer. Jack was going on about her son not having a school place for 4 months - nearly two of these were end of term/ summer holidays.They moved in together incredibly quickly. I think it was days before she moved to London, SB in tow. Engagement announcements were in May of that year, and they’d split by October. Then Jack moved back to Southend and complained that SB didn’t have a school place nearby, because well, she’d been dragging the poor kid from place to place. I’m not sure how long the romance lasted in total.
I dunno. I know Allegra is a bit of a shit person but I wouldn’t blame her for Jack’s ridiculousness. The age gap would have made things difficult to begin with, especially since Allegra was already an established name and Jack was just a budget blogger. There’s plenty of evidence that Jack was an entitled cunt long before the days of Leggy and her media crew, and it’s not like Jack was some smol little 19 year old with big dreams. She was 27 and had a kid. Most people in that situation would have been much more sensible.
And did Jack ever milk the Leggy break up. The fake heart attacks and moving to a sad widdle draughty cold flat (which was actually gorgeous and a 2 bed overlooking the sea).
Core subjects - English, English Lit, Maths, RS, probably a language (so they had a bacc equivalent), two sciences - and then five options to get them up to 10/11 with a couple being taken in Year 10 (popular at the time). might have done a three year KS4, too. And she didn't even get five full passes She really didn't lift a finger for the entire period.Found the full OFSTED report from the year she sat her GCSEs. She did double science.
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5'1" and 38E bra size. Is she actually Dolly Parton?I mean, I get that they can change size, but this was only around 6 months after that other article, so she can’t even keep the story of her bap size straight. Or she was even more crass in that daily mail article because “double Ds” sounded better to her than “my 38Es”
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A "kick JM up the arse" challenge, with photographic evidence......really makes you think.
Bra sizes are interchangeable xI mean, I get that they can change size, but this was only around 6 months after that other article, so she can’t even keep the story of her bap size straight. Or she was even more crass in that daily mail article because “double Ds” sounded better to her than “my 38Es”
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5'1" and 38E bra size. Is she actually Dolly Parton?
I think she's completed that look with an awful wig.5'1" and 38E bra size. Is she actually Dolly Parton?
Me too, I only posted the Shredded Wheat thingy as I saw the knitting post and conflated the two.I don't want to give more airtime to the parody account because this is the Jack thread (no matter how very, very boring she is currently being) but I think we can safely say it's not Jack herself.
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But she still bought his book!!*cough* Del Monte? Hellmans?
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