Why did I assume she couldn't drive
Why did I assume she couldn't driveShe had a policewoman fiancée in this article in 2013 as she was “getting married” in 2014. Not sure if she ever claimed to be engaged or getting married to the one she claims was abusive to her while she was pregnant with SB and who used to mock her for not being butch (basically the exact same thing almost verbatim she also accused leggy of mocking her for)
Article TW suicide (again) though she must have forgotten she said this in 2013 because it’s a different version here from the one she told about the same occasion in 2022 but where she “woke up in the bathroom freezing cold”
Austerity’s poster girl Jack Monroe, and a storm over her very
Jack Monroe began blogging on cooking meals for pennies when her weekly food budget was under a tenner. Here she tells Richard Godwin about turning her life around with dirt-cheap chilliwww.standard.co.uk
Re the stealing a scalpel getting secretly expelled thing, she’s contradicted it herself multiple times. In her open letter to Edwina she clearly says she dropped out has also claimed in several places to have been bullied and left
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ETA I know we’ve moved on but I just found the grim string of tweets where Jack calls herself a whore. It’s actually worse than I remembered
Yeah- literally all that came to mind was 'F*ckzone' and that's not even a real word!Flying pig? Final straw?
Edit: Just noticed that none of those words end in 'ne'. That's disappointing. I was hoping to find an economist being driven mad by Jack's Venison Bloat Illness.
Because she can't, think she bought the car to learn in.Why did I assume she couldn't drive
‘The loss of my double-D’s’ is just awful. Crass and unnecessary. So although breasts shouldn’t define you, they matter enough to point out to everyone you’ve got knockers? Silly girl Jack. Oh wait-you were a grown woman and a parent when you said this? Oh dear.View attachment 1628280
Daily Mail link:
SEBASTIAN SHAKESPEARE: Foodie Jack splits as she switches sex
Former Sainsbury’s pin-up girl and queen of austerity cuisine Jack Monroe has seen things go off the boil in her love life after calling off her engagement to chef and food writer Allegra McEvedy.www.dailymail.co.uk
'Sold her car' here doesn't really gel with the 'I can't drive because of autism/ roundabouts' thing, does it?Why did I assume she couldn't drive
Then how could she have done a bootsale anyway?Because she can't, think she bought the car to learn in.
She can't. Because roundaboutsWhy did I assume she couldn't drive
Next to scamberly eggs, which gives me the rage when she says it.I thought this too and just spent an inordinate amount of time scrolling through her media (past the ugly hat phase, and spooooooons, and the dying-my-entire-wardrobe-but-not-actually-my-entire-wardrobe-black era) and found it: green eggs and ham fifth row from bottom in “bread and breakfasts” [insert saccharine tale about slumlord grandpa here]
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Given that the new slop is pasta I assume it’s not breakfast, just another bastardisation and she can literally only pass off her shite cooking with gimmicks so she’s used Dr Seuss for its name again.
Also nobody who has a job with hours of any consequence has time to post as many selfies as she does. She’s such a pathetic attention seeker.
On my scrolls I saw lots of pics of poor Mini and I’d like to call bullshit once and for all on the “I was looking after her for someone else” nonsense.View attachment 1628386
Why would you even consider the logistics of spaying and chipping a cat who wasn’t yours? If she was just being looked after there’d be no reason to think about it. That she lies with such ease about shit like this is horrifying. Also she clearly knows it’s dodgy else she wouldn’t lie she’d say that Mini had an accident or got sick or whatever. I’m glad she got reported to the RSPCA. She shouldn’t have animals.
What happened to all the 'modelling' that papers claimed she'd been offered? I've seen quite a few references to her being offered 'modelling work'.?Printed as "news"7 years ago. All comments negative, except one reply saying she's an amazing cook!
7 years of negative comments. Makes you think!
Being a forensic, detail-minded pixie I always read the comments of newspaper articles. I was dismayed to find there are two more humans in this world misguided by the belief that one person's shopping receipts over a long period would contain useful information for an academic researcher to scrape. WTF man, VBI acolytes.Somebody else had done it first and had an article in the guardian about it, coincidentally just eleven days before Jack herself claimed to have discovered old shopping lists as a BRAND NEW THING nobody had ever thought of before (in a puddle. Yes, the puddle giveth once more)
View attachment 1628048Also, “portal of puzzle and promise”, and for bonus points a “painstakingly”. What. A. Twat. (Again)Experience: I collect other people’s old shopping lists | Life and style | The Guardian
If I see a discarded list, I grab it and keep it. There’s one with just ‘Milk’ and ‘Lube’; another with just ‘Celery’amp.theguardian.com
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(Credit to Sidey B for the screenies)
It’s classic Jack. Buy car, then learn. Then don’t. Expensive waste. See also -£158 Nike trainers in club colours to do one jog with The Sarfend Swiftfeet Running club, or whoever they were.'Sold her car' here doesn't really gel with the 'I can't drive because of autism/ roundabouts' thing, does it?
Then how could she have done a bootsale anyway?
*cough* Del Monte? Hellmans?She had a policewoman fiancée in this article in 2013 as she was “getting married” in 2014. Not sure if she ever claimed to be engaged or getting married to the one she claims was abusive to her while she was pregnant with SB and who used to mock her for not being butch (basically the exact same thing almost verbatim she also accused leggy of mocking her for)
Article TW suicide (again) though she must have forgotten she said this in 2013 because it’s a different version here from the one she told about the same occasion in 2022 but where she “woke up in the bathroom freezing cold”
Austerity’s poster girl Jack Monroe, and a storm over her very
Jack Monroe began blogging on cooking meals for pennies when her weekly food budget was under a tenner. Here she tells Richard Godwin about turning her life around with dirt-cheap chilliwww.standard.co.uk
Re the stealing a scalpel getting secretly expelled thing, she’s contradicted it herself multiple times. In her open letter to Edwina she clearly says she dropped out has also claimed in several places to have been bullied and left
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ETA I know we’ve moved on but I just found the grim string of tweets where Jack calls herself a whore. It’s actually worse than I remembered
Yes but Jackie darling-you can eat Jamie’s food so it does save money. Everything you cook goes directly in the bin so it’s a waste of both time AND energy.*cough* Del Monte? Hellmans?
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Thank you for finding the pic of the recipe wall.I thought this too and just spent an inordinate amount of time scrolling through her media (past the ugly hat phase, and spooooooons, and the dying-my-entire-wardrobe-but-not-actually-my-entire-wardrobe-black era) and found it: green eggs and ham fifth row from bottom in “bread and breakfasts” [insert saccharine tale about slumlord grandpa here]
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Given that the new slop is pasta I assume it’s not breakfast, just another bastardisation and she can literally only pass off her shite cooking with gimmicks so she’s used Dr Seuss for its name again.
Also nobody who has a job with hours of any consequence has time to post as many selfies as she does. She’s such a pathetic attention seeker.
On my scrolls I saw lots of pics of poor Mini and I’d like to call bullshit once and for all on the “I was looking after her for someone else” nonsense.View attachment 1628386
Why would you even consider the logistics of spaying and chipping a cat who wasn’t yours? If she was just being looked after there’d be no reason to think about it. That she lies with such ease about shit like this is horrifying. Also she clearly knows it’s dodgy else she wouldn’t lie she’d say that Mini had an accident or got sick or whatever. I’m glad she got reported to the RSPCA. She shouldn’t have animals.
Exactly! Why the drama I-am-in-the-process-of-writing-it? It's not bloody Shakespeare, mate. Either share it, or keep quiet.
She seems to get them out at every opportunity! She's in love with her own cleavage!‘The loss of my double-D’s’ is just awful. Crass and unnecessary. So although breasts shouldn’t define you, they matter enough to point out to everyone you’ve got knockers? Silly girl Jack. Oh wait-you were a grown woman and a parent when you said this? Oh dear.
Jack you are absolutely the worst.
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