Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

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witchofwestbyfleet

She should just release Jack Monroe's Book of Wanking, she's evidently passionate about the subject and it'd be less awful than either her recipes or poetry
 
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Helena Handbasket

Polly Morphus said:
Ken's one of my food heroes - I have a battered old paperback of his from the 80s and every recipe I've tried has been absolutely delicious, and most of them are cheap and nutritious.
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Love him so much. He inspired my grandad to start cooking Chinese food! Time served Ken! Chapeau!
 
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Pavlova

Thing is though the Twitter landscape has changed! Well for her it has, because people are wising up. The old tried and tested methods won't work anymore.
Time to get a real world job Jacksie, and repay your grifted patreon members.
Oh and an apology would also be good
Not holding my breath though...
 
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Nurseali

witchofwestbyfleet said:
She should just release Jack Monroe's Book of Wanking, she's evidently passionate about the subject and it'd be less awful than either her recipes or poetry
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The end result would be very similar in texture, taste and colour. Just chuck an egg on top and interchangeable herbs
 
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auntylil

Printed as "news" 7 years ago. All comments negative, except one reply saying she's an amazing cook!

7 years of negative comments. Makes you think!
 
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NellieBoo

This REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I posted a rant about this many threads ago. It's riding roughshod over someone's boundaries and Jack is a bloody disgrace.
 
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HotesTilaire

I think she’d (eta Jack said she’d) had the number of GCSE’s she was sitting reduced because she wasn’t doing well. She said at one point she took 7, which isn’t a lot but also isn’t a small amount. If you assume two English, maths and two science plus two options. The half wasn’t an exam one.
 
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Ablemabel

Same. I can never get my head around it. It's like when she was doing the Hellman's and del monte stuff with barely (if any) a mention of it on twitter. If I was paying for this, I'd be quite pissed at that.
 
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Helena Handbasket

Haaaa! If one has no drawers one must hang things dear heart. The judgement here is for Jack who does not lack space, wardrobe or otherwise. In fact she has multiple bedrooms and reception rooms and could use one TINY and IN THE EAVES bedroom as a dressing area if she wished. She owns more drawer units than my entire family combined so her ‘space-saving’ is as fake and ridiculous as the rest of her.
Mapp & Lucia are a series of novels from the late 20’s/earth 30’s (crazy nearly 100 years old!) which have been dramatised twice-one in the 80’s and then one more recently-very good and well worth and watch/read/both.
 
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Justacatindisguise

There was an exam for the short course RE, don't remember there being coursework.
 
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Valiofthedolls

She had a policewoman fiancée in this article in 2013 as she was “getting married” in 2014. Not sure if she ever claimed to be engaged or getting married to the one she claims was abusive to her while she was pregnant with SB and who used to mock her for not being butch (basically the exact same thing almost verbatim she also accused leggy of mocking her for)
Article TW suicide (again) though she must have forgotten she said this in 2013 because it’s a different version here from the one she told about the same occasion in 2022 but where she “woke up in the bathroom freezing cold”

Austerity’s poster girl Jack Monroe, and a storm over her very

Jack Monroe began blogging on cooking meals for pennies when her weekly food budget was under a tenner. Here she tells Richard Godwin about turning her life around with dirt-cheap chilli
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Re the stealing a scalpel getting secretly expelled thing, she’s contradicted it herself multiple times. In her open letter to Edwina she clearly says she dropped out has also claimed in several places to have been bullied and left





ETA I know we’ve moved on but I just found the grim string of tweets where Jack calls herself a whore. It’s actually worse than I remembered
 
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traumatised sideboard

I don't want to give more airtime to the parody account because this is the Jack thread (no matter how very, very boring she is currently being) but I think we can safely say it's not Jack herself.

 
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DisgruntledGoat

I thought this too and just spent an inordinate amount of time scrolling through her media (past the ugly hat phase, and spooooooons, and the dying-my-entire-wardrobe-but-not-actually-my-entire-wardrobe-black era) and found it: green eggs and ham fifth row from bottom in “bread and breakfasts” [insert saccharine tale about slumlord grandpa here]



Given that the new slop is pasta I assume it’s not breakfast, just another bastardisation and she can literally only pass off her shite cooking with gimmicks so she’s used Dr Seuss for its name again.

Also nobody who has a job with hours of any consequence has time to post as many selfies as she does. She’s such a pathetic attention seeker.

On my scrolls I saw lots of pics of poor Mini and I’d like to call bullshit once and for all on the “I was looking after her for someone else” nonsense.
Why would you even consider the logistics of spaying and chipping a cat who wasn’t yours? If she was just being looked after there’d be no reason to think about it. That she lies with such ease about shit like this is horrifying. Also she clearly knows it’s dodgy else she wouldn’t lie she’d say that Mini had an accident or got sick or whatever. I’m glad she got reported to the RSPCA. She shouldn’t have animals.
 
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