There are/were some very old Tanzania posts on Jack's Instagram but I can't be arsed scrolling to see if they are still there.
She currently has a housemate.
xkcd is brilliant - albeit for the science nerds amongst us
She's been
mysterious about it for a while - she claims to have a lodger who likes long walks and manual labor, but who doesn't seem to pay rent or need a bedroom or help around the house in any way. Except to looooove every meal Jack cooks for them.Touchy feely
A dog, thenShe's been
Eggs? In macaroni cheese??
The inexplicable eggs are back!
She might not be a millionaire, but Jack's the wealthiest dosser I've ever seen.The Global knife's blade is lying on the edge of a pizza cutter
Jack, this is why you can't have nice things.
“No more please Mummy, no more
I’m pretty sure “went down a storm” is a euphemism for the massive indigestion as it went through all its victims faster than gooseshit slides through a tin horn (as they say in these here parts).
Why does she always have to create a problem when there isn’t one? The Brits don’t have an eating with hands phobia, we’re the nation of the sandwich ffs. Our most popular fast food vendor is Greggs. Jack loves to invent problems that don’t exist just so she can position herself as an innovator, like when she tried to pretend that using ordinary rice to make risotto was an internet breaking act of iconoclasm.
It LEFT.
Is that supposed to be pasta? With eggs?
I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere.
She’s a really nasty piece of work who always has to throw shade at someone. What she says about her son here, in isolation this might be tolerable but she has form for it, like the constantly mocking and undermining of Louisa in her social media posts.
I got my ex the first one years ago and it wasn't quite that bad (but then again I do browse reddit)
it's the xkcd comics bloke. Definitely better than a slop manual.Paul / pauline calf and mapp and Lucia all remind me of my long ago youthThank~space~ you, kind plushy velvet one, I shall investigate further as it sounds rather awesome.
(I have practically zero knowledge of literature unfortunately, George Orwell and Jane Austin could be my saving graces lol, not that that gives me any credibility. Unlike certain smol pixies though, I'm quite happy to admit I don't know everything. My grammar school was a bag of shite, as good old Paul Calf* would say.)
*Doesn't that seem a long, long time ago? Happy days!
She didn’t say PEOPLE- three is her, content the dog and cooper the cat. The rabbit is dead.
Here’s a much more fitting entrance for you dearest @ShawadsPaul / pauline calf and mapp and Lucia all remind me of my long ago youth
Not really adding value to the thread but need an in somehow
I’m always pleased to see you pop up!
I agree but I think everyone does it nowadays, at least she is honest, says its for her and there's no manupulation
