Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.
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Poor Jack had a premature tantrum. The tip jar didn't even exist back then. Maybe it'll prompt her to charge back on to Twitter Raging Bullshit style and claim they're using her name and reputation to nick funds.I think the parody tweeter also having a tip jar is pretty funny tbh. I wouldn't give to it but.....it's very Jack. Maybe that's why she got the hole about it. Diversion of funds?
Didn’t Jack also say “my kids” when she was with Leggy, meaning her own son but also Leggy’s child? Just like SB’s half-siblings when she went on vacay with them earlier this year in fact.
I also find it very telling that in the pic in Leggy’s kitchen accompanying yet another grim article about them, Allegra is covering her own child’s face with the pan she’s holding (and maintaining said child’s privacy), while Jack has zero such concerns and has her poor
Oh, and pretty sure in that same article yet yet again Jack had been ‘very ill’ the night before and Leggy had to look after her and fuss over her. Just like (by Jack’s own admission) Louisa, SB’s father, her mum who sends her brother round with food, her friends who leave soup on her doorstep, OH, Burger Boy with his welfare checks, the PoPo, and everyone else in her life, (including her young son who according to her had to check she was still breathing when she passed out pissed) all had/have to.
Her poor Mum, still “raising her” after thirty four bleeping years. And every single fucker in her life who was able to run for the hills absolutely legged it.
(though I seriously beg to differ on the “right” part)
@Winthropp Tuesday. Totally get you with the Jack grifting but I need a brew too as I think we're getting into A Scanner Darkly/ Inception territory. As a sci fi Frau, I am proud to be a head.
That gets my vote !
I think it's best to reign it in on the parody accounts. No offence to anyone, but I don't think every post needs to be repeated here.
Best to have some distance as tattle is about public figures.
Best to have some distance as tattle is about public figures.
Heavily tattooed? Nah. Two arms worth of random shite doesn't count as heavily tattooed. She's such a bloody try hard. Wonder how long it will be before she changes her name again.
I mean, if you're going to do a proper job of impersonating Jack, you've got to beg for money surely? Is it even Jack if there's no tip jar to be seen?I think the parody tweeter also having a tip jar is pretty funny tbh. I wouldn't give to it but.....it's very Jack. Maybe that's why she got the hole about it. Diversion of funds?
A new slop! Another recipe in progress! Another insistence on telling us how many people are (supposedly) in her household!
duck me that book looks tedious though. I can just imagine it being full of wacky Reddit style humour like ‘what if you got attacked by a bacon narwhal?’
This is like all her greatest hits in one recipe. Complete with snotty inexplicable eggs,
I've been thinking about this too. I was never told I was gifted but was always top of the class in primary school and the first few years of secondary school, but due to undiagnosed ADHD, didn't live up to expectations in my GCSE's - getting 4 at A-C, which wasn't enough to take A-Levels. I was determined to get a job, but my dad persuaded me to stay at school and we saw the head of sixth form, who let me stay on as I was "obviously very able, but needed to pull myself together".But... But... I thought she was gifted
This was the early 90's and my eldest daughter failed her GCSE's very badly 10 years ago for the same reason, but was allowed to join the sixth form in a new school when we moved house after meeting with the head of year, who saw her potential. If Jack was diagnosed "gifted and talented", surely the school would have let her stay on?
And I will never believe that her teachers told her that she would only be good for flipping burgers. Even in the 80's/90's that did not happen. Imagine claiming to be a socialist and doing down public sector workers in such a way
That’s penne not macaroni, you twit. And it looks like sick with minging watery eggs plopped in it.
*lol talking to Jack there, not you dear heart katy(underscore)beans
Thankspaceyou so much, I've picked one up for 99p (don't think it's the full collection but I'll start small as I don't read very often).The books are truly worth reading, dear Aunty. I believe Amazon has the collection for Kindle for 3.99 or similar.
Was this introduction written about Lucia, or Jack Monroe?
Outrageously pretentious, hypocritical and snobbish, Queen
Makes you think!
I think the trigger that was too much for Leggy was when Jack, like a toddler pushed boundaries for attention and thought being trans would supply it. Maybe Leggy was extra busy at the time actually working. The thing is, Leggy likes the things women have because, well..and said something like I like tits, babe. I don't think Leggy was unreasonable about that.
100 hours a week to come up with that?
Why does a recipe need to be "in progress" how hard is it to write down what you did? ie make macaroni cheese, stir in chopped ham and greens and crack a few eggs on top
Allegra has just been on Steph's Packed Lunch. My god, she's formidable. Easy to see how that relationship broke down, Allegra is a woman who takes no crap.
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