Captainmouse
VIP Member
being a benevolent ninny, I will supply mackie with some recipes 
as she’s sooooo busy
as she’s sooooo busy
- Notice
Django
VIP Member
Very true
Which is why Tom Potato and Parody Jack have done well. Bemused intelligent contempt is the way to go.
A good point well made
colouredlines
VIP Member
Given that most of her tweets are in Swedish, I find that pretty unlikely.
Jack's socks tend to be easily identifiable due to Jack's monstrous ego. She puts something like "secret blue ticker gone rogue" or "you'll never guess what my main account is" in the bio. She is as subtle as a pumble to the face.
Nottonightbabe
VIP Member
If Jack ever gets a statue, I will devote the rest of my days on this earth to ensuring there is always a traffic cone atop her head.
ChickenPorridge
VIP Member
Squiggled this anyway even though it has a fair amount of likes. I just love that there's no mention of Sloppy McGee in the replies or quote tweets 
Out of sight out of mind on the old hellscape really, isn't it?
Out of sight out of mind on the old hellscape really, isn't it?
Cornelia Hosendove
Active member
Fraus, I have just measured my forehead to try & determine the difference in height between Jack & Lindsey Corkhill. My previous tattle related 'WTF are you doing??' was washing my hair one handed to determine that she didn't need to have those 'plaits' put in. These are symptoms of the group psychosis aren't they? And my google history is so bizarre, I looked up all the job requirements & person specifications for being a fire service contact centre worker yesterday.
ps did i mention my urgent deadline today?
ps did i mention my urgent deadline today?
Valiofthedolls
VIP Member
Also, just for you dear heart @HotesTilaire and thank(space)you for all that you do.
Tin Can Crook
Chatty Member
That bio update though
(Kind of hyped I guessed she'd be back Monday yesterday haha)
Edit: apologies, can see Forensic got their first.
All the really prickly tweets she sent prior to deactivation are gone. Astroturfing underway.
(Kind of hyped I guessed she'd be back Monday yesterday haha)
Edit: apologies, can see Forensic got their first.
All the really prickly tweets she sent prior to deactivation are gone. Astroturfing underway.
Julia Edwards
Well-known member
The new pic - it’s like she’s trying for this,
but achieving this:
but achieving this:
Cornelia Hosendove
Active member
Morning loves. I have a vital deadline today so here I am instead. Just wanted to comment on a post from about 7 pages back - some middle of the night hilarity re Jack droning on at AA meetings & how awful for the other attendees. I have attended only a handful of meetings some time ago - sat at the back trying not to draw attention to myself. IIRC the chair of the meeting kept a tight rein on the stories being shared & the length of time a person could speak for. I'm fairly sure there was guidance to keep the shares to the persons experiences with alcohol & staying sober, that it was not a time or place for me-railing or advice seeking or giving. The timer was invoked gently or less gently if the off topic or running on continued (bit like on here sometimes).
Please would experienced fellowship fraus chip in if I'm getting it wrong. But if my recollection is correct it reaffirms my view that JM does not attend meetings at all. The way she has talked of going to a meeting to share about her day of mortgage applications etc does not ring true at all.
So on the one hand, she's bullshitting about something so precious & vital to its members, on the other at least if it's made up no-one is actually having to suffer her company. x
Please would experienced fellowship fraus chip in if I'm getting it wrong. But if my recollection is correct it reaffirms my view that JM does not attend meetings at all. The way she has talked of going to a meeting to share about her day of mortgage applications etc does not ring true at all.
So on the one hand, she's bullshitting about something so precious & vital to its members, on the other at least if it's made up no-one is actually having to suffer her company. x
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Formal Chicken
Active member
This picture…. Laughed so hard I started choking.
Then started to worry, is this how I go? Laughing at a potato head? I live alone so it’ll take a few days to find me and everyone will be forever wondering why I was looking at mrs potato head.
Then started to worry, is this how I go? Laughing at a potato head? I live alone so it’ll take a few days to find me and everyone will be forever wondering why I was looking at mrs potato head.
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Menopausal Stormtrooper
Active member
Oh. For. Goodness. Sake
She seemed to spent the entire weekend arguing with everyone saying the dog needed to go to the groomers.
Squigs: That dogs coat needs trimming
Jack. No it doesn't. I go to a dog cafe eleventy times a month so I know it doesn't.
Squigs: It does need cutting, it's in her eyes
Jack: Stop hounding me constantly with these lies. I'm constantly attacked with people making things up
(12 hours later)
Jack: My dog needs a haircut
Explain the madness
jenny2603
VIP Member
It's the stuff of night terrors. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night. You notice a terrible eggy smell in the room with base notes of rotting fish, then a voice in the darkness says "I'm going to wife you, right up". That's worse than a full on pumble attack.
