That Forensic Man
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womp womp
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Tin Can Crook
Chatty Member
Just woke my Harold up because I was hysterically laughing at the profile picture. Had to explain.
This is the funniest chaos we've had in ages.
This is the funniest chaos we've had in ages.
jenny2603
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Never mind the FMs there won't be a radiator left on a single wall in the shitty bungalow once Ol' Laughing Stock sees the latest.Lol the FMs are going to be raging
OH GOD, IT'S CHRISTMAS!
LadyGarden
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Reminds me of this
With the potato reference it could have been made for Jack
Jelly Bean
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Thanks to tender one @Geetbo and dear heart @moldwarp for thread title suggestion and nomination. Your prize is tea for two at Southend's premier dog friendly cafe. Whether you wish to help other customers with vague 'things' whilst you are there is entirely up to you.
Previous thread news:
As of posting Jack is still off twitter!
She is still making a nuisance of herself over on IG.
Content sees a dog groomer numerous times a month actually pal.
Jack goes to the adjacent cafe to hold court and dispense her wisdom to unfortunates several times a week (doesn't like to talk about it).
Numerous nefarious organisations still after her for *reasons*
She is on to them/us. WARNED
She is still a laughing stock on the hellsite.
Previous thread news:
As of posting Jack is still off twitter!
She is still making a nuisance of herself over on IG.
Content sees a dog groomer numerous times a month actually pal.
Jack goes to the adjacent cafe to hold court and dispense her wisdom to unfortunates several times a week (doesn't like to talk about it).
Numerous nefarious organisations still after her for *reasons*
She is on to them/us. WARNED
She is still a laughing stock on the hellsite.
emeraldopal
Well-known member
This is not a criticism of her looks themselves but that new Twitter picture puts me in mind of how they draw characters on Peppa Pig with both eyes on the same side of their faces.
That Forensic Man
VIP Member
This is brilliantGuess I picked the right week to take annual leave
Watching the flying monkeys chaosing in real time because they can't find her handle in the report function and thinking it's some kind of conspiracy is glorious. No you sad little suck-ups it's because she had a hissy fit and deactivated for a few hot moments.
TWITTER TOMFOOLERY
Tin Can Crook
Chatty Member
Only one of the Jack Monroes has a patreon with unfulfilled rewards and a PayPal tip jar.
One is "grifting scum"
Makes you think.
One is "grifting scum"
Makes you think.
Slop n slide
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Joker 
That Forensic Man
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check mate, pal
DoomaThurman
Member
Her new twitter profile pic looks like something from MySpace, if it was her dating profile she'd be accused of catfishing. 
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VeniVidiVicki
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‘I often get readers asking what they should do with a courgette and being a polite girl, I’m inclined to give an answer of the culinary variety.’
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
Really? You wrote that down? In a cookbook?
jenny2603
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Jack that noise you're getting downstairs isn't your ovaries groaning. It's farting. It's not your ovaries, it's your arse. Hope that helps, go well pal etc.
MancBee
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I absolutely love it when a recently signed up Frau reads something Jack has written and thinks we've made it up.
With Jack there is no need to guild the lily, her own words are enough to turn your stomach.
Same thing with Jo Cox. She took a tiny SB to a vigil and took a tonne of photos trying to imply she was assisting the family and was in some way involved with the family.
Jo's real life friends told Jack to fuck off inserting herself into the family's grief.