DinosaurSenior
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Oh I hope the FMs confuse themselves into reporting her ACTUAL account
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Valiofthedolls
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Emmapism
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Fortunately for all of us (as @traumatised sideboard so astutely put it) we have other things in our heads!
Like jobs. And family. Travel. Friends. Turns out when you do more than wank on about yourself on Twitter, you're capable of multiple areas of interest.
*Walks around spacious mind palace*
Like jobs. And family. Travel. Friends. Turns out when you do more than wank on about yourself on Twitter, you're capable of multiple areas of interest.
*Walks around spacious mind palace*
AndrewsDaddy
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Genius
Witchfinder Sargeant
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Menopausal Stormtrooper
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She really does have the breaking strain of a KitKat when it comes to keeping off social media.
Deaded
Someone remember this for thread noms later because its glorious
That Forensic Man
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Veronicaaa
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It's also because they'd all have to go back and retcon their history with her. The media made her into what she is today, it would be a massive embarrassment to so many people if they had to admit to platforming her and being taken in by her.She already has a ready made excuse for that. They’re all trolls. And I think she still has enough blue tick supporters to give credibility to that lie.
We Frauen have for years expressed frustration at why so many blue tickers support her, thus indirectly validating her bullying ways. My theory on that is that, if you start from the very reasonable premise that pretty much everyone in the North and West London sleb scenes are on, all the time, then that may explain why they feel they have to be nice to Jack. They’ve probably been partners in crime at some awards do or other in the past.
"It is one of the most moving and vivid accounts of the reality of modern poverty."
jenny2603
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People-huv-tae-know
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Honestly, she looks like a teenage Avril Lavigne fan circa 2002 who can't make up her mind if she is a little bit emo, little bit goth or little bit rock chick. In reality she is a lot of grumpy cunt.
jenny2603
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There is nothing on this earth funnier than someone who cannot take a joke at their own expense. More so when you know she's crashing about the shitty bungalow with a lost bobble face on her over the whole thing. The flying morons getting angry about it are the cherry on top. A superb chaos and she's not even been back a full day.
Helena Handbasket
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Yuk. She’s so ungrateful. We used to rent a teeny 2 bed terrace with a bathroom off the kitchen and loved every minute of it. We’d always lived in shared houses and flats-just having our own front door was a buzz! This kind of comment she makes about her housing situation sums her lack of genuine knowledge/experience up-she’d know how lucky she was, draughts, leaks and all if she’d ever experienced the real shitty end of the housing market-space is such a luxury-not to mention gardens and outbuildings. My friend had to keep her kids bikes under her bed because her flat was so high up and so small. It’s shit like that she’ll never understand.
jenny2603
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"okay, so I made a little mistake when recommending Eastern European cookbooks...."
*40 minutes pass*
"Then they were trying to LITERALLY MAKE ME STOP BREATHING by laughing at my disabled mums potatoes...."
* 20 minutes passes*
"But I'm living my best life OUT OF SPITE. They won't kill me with their words...."
*35 minutes passes*
"Now they've started a parody account! This is the latest assassination attempt. I commanded my fans to get it taken down but there was some sort of Twitter glitch and it put on nearly 1000 followers in a day. Needless to say...."
Smeghead
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I wrote a letter a few weeks ago on my laptop pretending to be the one from the Essex Celebrity Police Squad to Jack that she said she got eight years ago and was on the last line “please do keep in touch, the welfare of minor celebrities throughout the county remains our sole priority,” until I had to ask myself what the fuck I was doing with my life and to get on with the work I actually get paid for.Fraus, I have just measured my forehead to try & determine the difference in height between Jack & Lindsey Corkhill. My previous tattle related 'WTF are you doing??' was washing my hair one handed to determine that she didn't need to have those 'plaits' put in. These are symptoms of the group psychosis aren't they? And my google history is so bizarre, I looked up all the job requirements & person specifications for being a fire service contact centre worker yesterday.
ps did i mention my urgent deadline today?
Tin Can Crook
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Maybe she was busy beavering squirreling away at the outstanding work items from September and she's about to bang out a link to the Dublin article, an update on patreon, the VBI, the pancake recipe, her recipes for diabetics, a book on the DWP, a guide for boiling eggs (foolproof!), a recipe for her cold remedy and a blog post about cooking for one (but presumably as a single mum).
HotesTilaire
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@SmolWarrior your avatar
I just watched the GameStop thing on Netflix and someone used the term “meme warfare” which is brilliant, and just what is happening to Jack. Anything she does is just met with memes about dire potatoes, rinsed hoops or mad food combos. And she can’t deal with it. A young person would make their own laugh-along memes, change their background to potatoes etc. An older media savvy person would just ignore it. Jack can’t bear it because she has to argue with every dissenter. There’s too many of them. And she has zero sense of humour.
I just watched the GameStop thing on Netflix and someone used the term “meme warfare” which is brilliant, and just what is happening to Jack. Anything she does is just met with memes about dire potatoes, rinsed hoops or mad food combos. And she can’t deal with it. A young person would make their own laugh-along memes, change their background to potatoes etc. An older media savvy person would just ignore it. Jack can’t bear it because she has to argue with every dissenter. There’s too many of them. And she has zero sense of humour.
MaineCoonMama
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I've seen more moving and vivid -not to mention more believable and succinct- accounts of the reality of modern poverty written by the the good people who frequent this thread.
Also new pfp klaxxon 