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Jack Monroe #41 No one else gaslights or fights for 'likes' like Jack Monroe. Oops.
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Maybe she’s napping. I can do another late one, Jack, i’m in that insomnia phase where I feel invincible.
Eta, I love Schitts but I hate Roland. He’s so gross. The actor was in one of the scary movie films and did something really yucky that I think about often.
Eta, I love Schitts but I hate Roland. He’s so gross. The actor was in one of the scary movie films and did something really yucky that I think about often.
Interesting. If the book did meet its advance and went into royalties and the agent held them back (fraudulently, I presume) then that’s not Penguin’s fault.
It was me who said it previously. I’m 99% sure she said something about it on IG, years ago, but I can’t check because she blocked me last week for liking the ‘poor kitten’ comment someone else made
She may have said something about it on her blog but I cba trawling through to find, soz
so what you’re saying is you’ve got £55,000
I hadn't heard about the near death encounter or the dead pets. When was that?
What do these people actually think of these alleged allegations. Why doesn't she take them to court. If she can win against that other bird she should have no trouble with this lot.so what you’re saying is you’ve got £55,000
Come on crack on.....
I believe SB's father went on Mumsnet to say that he had to tiptoe around her for peace and contact. As SB gets older, it's likely that he will have far more of a say in where he wants to be and that (and/or her worsening behaviour) could tip the dad into going for custody. SB has come back from his dad to get his book damaged and his mum ignoring him to spend hours on Twitter trashing his chosen reading. She even prefers to spend time on social media while ostensibly listening to him talking about another of his favourite books. What time does she actually spend concentrating on him? As her lies come home to roost and are proven to be lies by those who have the screenshots, it wouldn't look good in court that she's consistently implied that his father and paternal family were happy to see him live without toys and lightbulbs.
Found these replies on Insta. So Mrs J LEFT 10 weeks ago, nice to throw it venomously about again! The flowers she posted from her ‘friends’ including blue bird books, were to cheer her up after the breakup, not connected to the DW debacle, despite her making it look like it was. Then she gaslit the follower when it was pointed out how he was to know, and rightly he calls her out. Ironically I’m not sure if he was meant to sound like Vicky Pollard off Little Britain, in his response, but that’s the voice I read it with in my head 
Is that tweet circled in red a joke?! It sounds like someone mocking her. Jesus Christ
That doesn’t make any sense at all, especially given that the entire point in getting a diagnosis is to access support. If a psychiatrist or educational psychologist came to their house, her parents would almost certainly have paid for it privately. Why pay for a diagnosis to help your child get support, then pretend it never happened? Bullshit.Funny you should bring that interview up, because it’s not the autism diagnosis story Jack told on here. She said she’d been assessed at home as a child, but when her parents were told she was autistic, they hushed it up and never spoke of it again. Then, apparently, as an adult Jack’s GP casually brought it up as it was on her records, and that was the first Jack knew about it.
I have to say... I was suspicious of that story. I can’t believe Jack’s parents would have gone to the trouble of having experts come to observe her at home... only to hush it up when the diagnosis came. Surely if you were so against your child being diagnosed with autism, you wouldn’t allow them to be assessed in the first place?
I think she’s just trying to paint herself as a victim of mean, backwards, autism-phobe parents
She has given two conflicting tales of her “diagnosis”, so a minimum of one of those is a lie.
What upsets me is that Jack is one of those “autism is my superpower” cunts who are self-diagnosed or barely have anything wrong with them, telling the world that autism isn’t a disability. That’s a great way of decreasing public support for the funding for autism treatment, support and care.
According to this article her advance was 25k and that was for a one book deal. If you look at the #publishingpaidme hash tag that circulated twitter a couple of weeks ago you’ll see that for an unpublished author’s first book (and a single title deal, not one for two or three books) that’s a pretty bloody good cheque.
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Mum who fed son on £10 a week lands book deal for her breadline recipes
She had to sell most of her possessions and survived by turning tins of food costing pennies into posh meals.
I’m just sitting here reading the screenshots from Jack’s Twitter and just saying ‘Oh duck off’ out loud to every single one. She’s a humongous fucknugget isn’t she 
As far as I remember, Jack herself didn't mention Penguin.
I should stop deleting screenshots after I've posted them
I had a carbon monoxide leak in my flat. Must have been at least 15 years ago. Was from the heating I had in my flat at the time. It was warm air vents. Oddly enough I kept thinking I could smell gas. I know carbon monoxide has no smell but I could smell something
I called the repair team. The repair man came out and went mad at me.
The flame on the pilot light was white and not blue and he said you should have known. I didn’t.
What saved me oddly enough was the fact that this flat is old and the windows don’t close properly in every room.
My ex landlord has been putting carbon monoxide detectors in their homes for at least ten years now.
Is it not mandatory? I’m sure it is here in Scotland. Yes it is. Just checked and has been from 2015.
I called the repair team. The repair man came out and went mad at me.
The flame on the pilot light was white and not blue and he said you should have known. I didn’t.
What saved me oddly enough was the fact that this flat is old and the windows don’t close properly in every room.
My ex landlord has been putting carbon monoxide detectors in their homes for at least ten years now.
Is it not mandatory? I’m sure it is here in Scotland. Yes it is. Just checked and has been from 2015.
Oh I don't doubt she claimed it happened! I just think she may have realised that it would be a difficultIt was me who said it previously. I’m 99% sure she said something about it on IG, years ago, but I can’t check because she blocked me last week for liking the ‘poor kitten’ comment someone else made
She may have said something about it on her blog but I cba trawling through to find, soz
It was in the original list darling heart of mine, but I haven't been able to update it due to having to rescue a pup. This is another one who was dumped in the campo near here, our 4th this year. I collected this baby mastin/German Shepherd baby at about 8am on Saturday and guess what, Jack, he was at the vet by 10am. He was full of ticks, anaemic and starving so I've been spending quite a lot of time liking, loving and laughing at all your clever posts but the one thing that I haven't been able to do was engage in on-line wars with imaginary enemies (or posting photos of £60 teapots) or trying to treat him myself. Anyway, long story short, I have managed to find Baby Jake a lovely new home but he will be staying here until he's a bit better. The little tit has also chewed through the lead to my laptop, tipped eleventytwo bowls of water over and poohed on the bed.
Phew. New list updated to include the ludicrous claims in the Washington Post interview.
Before SB:
Bar worker
Body Shop rep
Busker - I'm not sure where this fits TBH, with Billy Bragg
Call handler with Essex Fire and Rescue Service
Chip shop worker
Pharmacy worker
Sex worker
Sunday school teacher
Supermarket worker
Post SB:
Accountant
Author
Book reviewer
Chef
Creative director
Diarist
Food blogger
Food consultant
Food stylist
Journalist
Media manager
Patron of 9 charities
Photographer
Poet
Political activist
Publicist
Radio show personality
Recipe
Reporter
Sales Manager
TV presenter
......and mum
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