It's like the bloody Generation Game but in reverse. Do we get a Brucie bonus?
It's like the bloody Generation Game but in reverse. Do we get a Brucie bonus?£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,200 kendal dining chairs
£425 Graham and Green birdcage lampshade
£65 test tube vases
£499 Cotswold Company chester wine console
£599 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard
£699 Cotswold Company chester large sideboard (wine rack version)
£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
£300 kitchen aid
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
£499 Dyson fan
£65 SimpleHuman hand soap dispenser (kitchen)
£60 squatty potty
£535 custom captain's chair
£110 Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Total: £22,063
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog
304 Christmas tree decorations (many wereby clever fraus)
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
many wigs
plastic flower headdress phase
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
Multiple phones
Emin
The cream Diva shoot trouser suit (never worn since). IRO £200.£35 boiler suit (which was dyed pink)
£10 squid game guard mask from the market
£44 per roll wallpaper used as ADHD friendly “to-do” list
“Gifted” kitchen aid £300 or more, now ruined by rose gold spray paint
“£5” denim cargo trousers from Primark
£20 black pleather Primark boots with chain
I actually suspect she’s built herself a fort in the living room out of Cotswold furniture with a William Morris curtain roof and is forcing SB, content, coops, and the lodger to live in there with her “for practice”The "practicing living in a smaller property" made me wonder if she has upped her cosplaying game and she is now building a shitty shoebox one bedroom flat inside the shitty bungalow from where she films and takes sad photos. Rattle, rattle.
The only time I ever dined at a Cafe Rouge I ordered a chicken, bacon and avocado salad. The waiter said "Just to let you know, we don't have any avocado or bacon, hope that's OK?" Then walked off. I think they based Karen's Diners on the Cafe Rouge model.OMG yes! Was served grey slop by a Cafe Rouge (We always call them Cafe Rude- due to the waiters being gits) once under the title 'mushroom soup'. It was vile and the tea cups and pot were chipped and extremely grimy too.
Has Jack ever worked at a Cafe Rude, do we know?
Pantechnicon. My retired mum also worked in removals, so I learned a lot (unfortunately). I showed her the pictures and she said maybe 2 needed, plus 5 or 6 men to box and wrap (tape n boxes extra), lift and shift. Maybe a 7.5 van too for smaller every day stuff. She thinks maybe £15-£20k to move (a rough estimate). Sorry, I hope I don't come across as rude or a know-all xWhen getting quotes to move one of the firms had a picture of their fleet on the pamphlet, and it included one of those hyuuuge juggernaughts (sp??) and I asked who do you tend to move in a vehicle like this as I just couldn’t believe a moving firm would need one, like that’s what’s used to deliver stock to stores or import goods into the country?! And he said you’d be surprised it’s more needed thank you’d think, usually it’s older clients as they have a lot of those sideboards/bulky furniture that don’t dissemble or stack well. I asked how much it’d be for one of them and it’s £5k a day *locally* which is over double what we paid to move a normally furnished 3 bed across the country. Mental.
Nope. If she wrote a book, sold a few thousand copies, earned 50k and spent it on shite, more power to her.I don’t really begrudge her spending all that cashos on tat
While spinning such blatant lies about how she lives on one bollock and eyelid sausage a week, can't afford shampoo or shower gel, has to buy lard instead of butter and use a child's bank card to stick to her budget, and people fall for it and throw even more money at herNope. If she wrote a book, sold a few thousand copies, earned 50k and spent it on shite, more power to her.
But to take people's cash via patreon, please poverty, rattle tip jars etc. She isn't really earning that, people are handing their earned cash to her on the premise she's a starving activist etc. to spend other peoples donated money, that's what overbakes my pumble.
I wouldn't even mind her having a tip jar, if it was just a way for people to show appreciation for her slop recipes and crap teenage politics. There's no accounting for taste and for those that like that sort of thing, well that is the sort of thing they like. It's the manipulative pleading poverty, claims of persecution and sadfishing that makes me crosser than Marxist-Leninist-Royalist hearing someone call the King a fud.Nope. If she wrote a book, sold a few thousand copies, earned 50k and spent it on shite, more power to her.
But to take people's cash via patreon, please poverty, rattle tip jars etc. She isn't really earning that, people are handing their earned cash to her on the premise she's a starving activist etc. to spend other peoples donated money, that's what overbakes my pumble.
What happened with the birth mark?!BIB
I did consider that when posting the pic but Jack specifically said about it being 34 years ago making it sound like it was a newborn picture.
I'm sure that Jack would have posted that it was 1/2/3 months down the line if that had been the case. She wouldn't have missed the opportunity to pity party the life out of how she was the tiniest, smolest premature baby you ever did see.
Having said that, I'm suprised Mother H of the Roasties hasn't pulled up Jack claiming to be 3 months prem if it wasn't the case. She corrected Jack's false narrative about the birth mark. Maybe she's just TIRED of all the lies and can't be arsed publicly correcting yet another one.
Oh yes the Perspex cube pasta storage with pink lids, in the kitchen (stunt pasta- levels never change) each of those was about £30 from JL or somewhere, weren’t they?Has nobody spotted the expensive home edit storage from John Lewis? I suppose it’ll be left to me then, almost like everyone wants to stop me breathing. These are such a rip off, I have some tbf but they’re just plastic boxes. I bet Jack has loads more crammed in any area not already rammed with shit.
I looked them up, not being familiar with the chain, and I see their tagline is "Parisian-inspired restaurants". Sounds like the quality of service as well as the menu is modelled on Parisian restaurantsThe only time I ever dined at a Cafe Rouge I ordered a chicken, bacon and avocado salad. The waiter said "Just to let you know, we don't have any avocado or bacon, hope that's OK?" Then walked off. I think they based Karen's Diners on the Cafe Rouge model.
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