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How can you have a 'chortle' about calling your household of Compton-Monroes 'The Commons' and not realise you're bourgeois.
WTF, thanks Flirty, I was wrong but I think I could be forgiven! Playing £300 for the posh version of school classroom chairs... more money than sense
And, I am sure (where it's from) the birdcage lampshade from Graham and Green which is £425. And she added greenery to it.Thankyou ninnies x
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£400 Cotswold Company sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company sideboards? (does she have 3 in total?)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable
Total: £6,559
77 lipsticks?
14 foundations?
40 eyeliners?
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many wereby clever fraus)?
Glad this came back up again - saves me quoting myself (quoting Lenny) like a ninnyThread title suggestion??
Horse-jizz immortalised…mmmmmCan one of the OG fraus tell me what the everloving fuck this is supposed to be?! And why it’s covered in ‘Béchamel’ and glittery bat guano and served on a filthy table?
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I believe that is a direct quote from Jack herself? Apologies if I’m mistaken, newbie here post massive grunking spree!Not a phrase I was expecting to read on here today tbh.
I’d quitImagine JM being your colleague? F*ck the rent, I wouldn't be able to cope with that voice of hers, nevermind her sparkling personality. I'd disappear at lunchtime and never return.
Tom Numbers was very much like Rinsed Hoops squig imo. Stepping on a landmine not quite knowing what they had just let themselves in for - see also Rinsed Hoops squig deactivating for a bit after. I can’t help but wonder that JM knew exactly what she was doing posting that picture, trolling for a reaction.Tom Numbers IS NOT right-wing. He was taking the piss about the likely new Italian PM! He’s part of football and Scouse Twitter - lots of piss-taking and hence his now legendary ‘dire’ tweet. Other tweets and likes show he’s left-wing, unsurprisingly.
That's them...2 (?) £65 test tube vases (probablyduring an Easter-ish thread)
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My very American reaction to this list is, “Jayzus. She must have a crapton of credit card debt.”Apologies for the length I'll start spoilering it
£428 fancy knobs (and counting)
£250 at least on magnetic Allegra spice jars
£315 at least (assuming there are only 7 but I think it’s more) on snake charmer kitchen baskets
£95 Abigail Aherne grey hare table lamp
£72 antique bird of paradise porcelain door knobs and finger plates (bedroom door)
(+£432 if she's done the other say 6 internal doors as well)
£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
£100 pigskin hat
£339 All Saints belfern suede biker jacket
£155 Morris & Co. Strawberry Thief curtains (median price £65-245)
£1,550 Tiffany pearl hoop earrings sterling silver (two pairs)
£150 DM boots (other ones, not the willow ones mentioned upthread)
£104 rusty eBay spoons
£110 couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
£80 Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it
£780 At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
£400 Cotswold Company small sideboard (living room, blue)
£229 Cotswold Company tallboy (bedroom, ivory)
£800 2 other Cotswold Company small sideboards
£110 Crosley cruiser suitcase turntable (bedroom)
£799 Cotswold Company chester dove grey writing bureau (similar)
£849 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak dining table
£399 Cotswold Company oakland rustic oak storage bench
£2,396 2x Cotswold Company chester dresser
£1,529 Cotswold Company chester grand dresser
£299 Cotswold Company bookcase (porch)
£800 77 Lipsticks
£200 14 Foundations
£250 40 Eyeliners
£500 misc makeup
£960 6x Roberts Revival Mini radio (assumed)
£158 orange nike trainers
£1,000 dining chairs (similar)
Total: £16,698
Two Burberry Jackets (but I think they were pre-Patreon, correct?)
Shoes (not) left behind by stylist/left on after photo shoot? - I forget the brand these are
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?)
Designer dog?
304 Christmas tree decorations (many wereby clever fraus)?
Vivienne Westwood dresses
Two pairs of granny curtain boiler suits
Botox
Fillers
Expensive haircuts
Artificial snow
Yeah, we used entirely furniture that other family members had thrown out, or stuff from Freegle, and put blankets or throws over them if they were vile.She's spent an absolute fortune on furniture considering she RENTS. When we rented we put up with some shocking stuff because I didn't see the point in spending on a house we would probably have to move from. It wasn't until we bought that I started to spend more. Even then, the majority of the upstairs still have Ikea Hemnes classics and I still get excited about decent solid wood furniture on Gumtree, etc because I love a bit of sanding down and painting.
Reading the lists of spendy items reminds me of the Martin Bashir documentary when he went shopping with Michael Jackson. She's the poorest spendaholic I've ever seen.
It’s the fake grass light fitting for me. What. Why. Who fucking knows
She's been talking about moving to a 1 bedroom flat at the end of this year, hasn't she?My gosh, I mean I'm not averse to folk having nice things but JM has gone OTT, surely? How though? Hmm? Hmm? Also, she rents. No way would I spend that much on a rented place.
I’m not poor now, but I had two periods of genuinely extreme hardup-edness (like £12.50 for a week of food, no leeway for anything except bills etc, heinous rent) and both of them gave me a huge aversion to spending money on things for myself, even now that I could afford to. I still won’t spend that much money on things it makes me feel sick. Drives my OH (he hasn’t LEFT yet) mad when I buy cheap stuff (he has more Monroe Tastes) So I genuinely don’t think she’s ever been as hard up as she claims, purely for that. If she was so terrified of the pov coming back she would have saved her money rather than spanking it on ridiculously overpriced furniture.My gosh, I mean I'm not averse to folk having nice things but JM has gone OTT, surely? How though? Hmm? Hmm? Also, she rents. No way would I spend that much on a rented place.
Oh yes of course! That’s it. I remember it had holey shaped bits in itI vaguely remember the wallpaper storage thing looking something like this…
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