Jack Monroe #406 Foodbank Anna Delvey

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That’s actually a really important point Sendy. Even if she teamed up with Poundland or Wilko.
Jack is so lame that somewhere would lend/gift crockery and cutlery to her and she’d be like “nope, nothing turned up” then the next week we’d have some slop served on it
 
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This makes me uncomfortable with how much she looks like Dennis Nilsen in some photos.
I'm putting this behind a spoiler because I am aware that some might not find it funny but I have to say it.
A woman I used to work with was friends with Nilsen
Apparently he was a really good cook
 
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There are some great cooking youtubers I follow who don't use ANY fancy presentation really, and yet their food still looks appealing because it's actually, well, not unappealing.
 
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£25 wooden calculator (unused)
£35 two-headed Skellington dog plastic Halloween decoration
At couple of Oliver Bonas jumpers
The pig skin hat
Burberry coat
The £104 rusty eBay spoons
(The Tiffany earrings, but they were apparently a gift...)
The new pair of boots she bought after wearing the taped together pair for a while on TV (despite having other pairs ...?
Designer dog
304 Christmas tree decorations (many were by clever fraus)
 
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Oh and going back to people mithering about the state of the carpets the other day - they were all brand new when she moved in.
 
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She has Cotswold stuff dotted all over the place. Look at the huge dressers in this photo from frau @Marmalade Atkins.

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Coincidentally, this photo is from the thread #Knobwatch
There’s also that Cotswold piece in that ‘office nook thing’ at the top of the stairs she -I think-uses to store old wallpaper in. (This is true, not a Vali fuge state load of random words shoved together)
 
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At least two Burberry scarves: one for her and one for LJC
As well as 77 lipsticks she claimed to have 14 foundations and 40 eyeliners
Emma Bridgewater toaster with TOASTER on it, but remember she does not own a toaster
 
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What's Big Dave doing when his poor disabled wife is grappling with kilos of potatoes? Could he not give her a hand so the family don't need to eat shit roasts or take everyone out for a slap up lunch with his landlording riches.
Big Dave is on phone duty, waiting for one his sad tenants to phone. He can't possibility multitask.
 
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There’s also that Cotswold piece in that ‘office nook thing’ at the top of the stairs she uses to store old wallpaper in. (This is true, not a Vali fuge state load of random words shoved together)
I can't remember how many sideboards she has from the Cotswold Co. Worth logging in the Wiki the tall basket thingy and those bedside tables.
She's also got a CC ottoman thing that sits in her entrance hall.
 
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didn't she say that her and harold bought 10 hats between them? just a grands worth of pigskin hats that she was never gonna take off ever again, never to be seen again

i miss harold, burger boy just wasn't the same
 
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Why is the end table leaning away from the main unit? Why does she treat all her expensive items with such utter contempt. That’s some lovely furniture but the room looks like a squat.
Likely an uneven floor, I'd put something under it though to make it line up else it would drive me mad.
 
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I can't remember how many sideboards she has from the Cotswold Co. Worth logging in the Wiki the tall basket thingy and those bedside tables.
She's also got a CC ottoman thing that sits in her entrance hall.
I can't imagine having so much furniture from one shop. She's just recreating the rooms in the CC brochure.
 
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This is my aneurysm - clutter! They aren't collections, they are piles of clutter. And a lot of it (maybe most) is utterly middle class. You only have to look through a copy of one of the MC home magazines to see this kind of stuff. Yes, some of it is nice, some not so (and some downright disgusting if you ask me, but what would a working glass girl from north of Watford know about taste, eh?), but too much of ANYTHING just degrades the items. This is just my opinion, of course, but she really does need to learn two things: less is more, and quality over quantity!

Jack Monroe arse. Let's see if we can get THAT trending.
 
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I can't remember how many sideboards she has from the Cotswold Co. Worth logging in the Wiki the tall basket thingy and those bedside tables.
She's also got a CC ottoman thing that sits in her entrance hall.
@Marmalade Atkins identified this desk as definitely being Cotswold Co and almost def the mirror also
 
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