Hugs from a former NICU mummy. I hope your little one is doing well and you are getting good support xCurrently one month into my 13 week premature baby’s stay in NICUand this does not look like a baby that’s that premature. They look like little old men and aren’tyet at the chubby cheeks stage.
Also why only one tube presumably for oxygen? Clothes on? Where’s the extra wires for heart rate monitoring? That is not a special care baby therefore no way she’s as premature there as she says. It looks like any full term baby that just needed a bit of help breathing (also terrifying for the parents but a very different kettle of fish)
I hate Jack and her lies.
She has no taste and I'm not just referring to her sense of gustation either.
I read it the complete opposite as in if Content had added the caption "yes, that's MY Jack, the very best hooman, my kween" but yes definitely weird! Normal day then
Identikit noses.
Jack's tweets can't be searched while she's deactivated.
Dogs have Instagram accounts?And yeah I have 4 Instagram accounts (personal, business, dog, FBI level snooper) and get conflustered with all the notifications so Christ knows how many of those 100 hour weeks of JM’s must go into journaling who said what and when on which account!! 🥷
Isn’t that a toilet bowl about to overflow? I genuinely thought that’s what the photo is ofFrom Twitter this morningView attachment 1611230
Aside from the amount of things she buys, a big giveaway that she isn't hard up for cash and hasn't been for a long time, is that John Lewis is her go-to shop for everything. No way would that be your default if things were tight.Fabulously forensic dear hearts
I was trying to calculate the cost in that photo and added in these findings
24x JL Crackle Ceramic Cupboard Knob, Green or Blue £120
2x JL Flying Bird Brass Drawer Pull, Gold £10
2x JL Stone Round Cupboard Knob, Light Pink £10
2x JL Nautical Stripe Cupboard Knob, Blue / White £10
2x JL Design Project by John Lewis No.072 Cupboard Knob, 25mm, Antique Brass £12
1x JL Agate Cupboard Knob, Blue £6
3x JL & Partners Brass and Marble Effect Cupboard Knob, Grey £15
5x pink rose £25 est.
8x small brass round £40 est.
2x small black £10 est.
2x rough edge £10 est.
6x misc brass £30 est.
6x misc £30 est.
Total: £328
I also remembered there were some fancy knobs inJack'sSB's bedroom, that's another 12x or £60, bringing it to £368.
Why buy dozens upon dozens of knobs and then not use them when there's another 12x normal ones on the other drawers.
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#shoplocal
"Country of Origin: India"
You're the biggest knob here, Jack
Notice that he’s not specifying what people might “think they’d be useful” for, or in any way stating said usefulness is cooking-related.
The sequel to Swamp Slop.
Poor chap can't give them away
She didn't just WORK in a pharmacy. She personally developed many of the medications we take.
Not for SB’s room it isn’t (his real room, not the fake one that she has burger romps in and pretends is his). SB has to make do with an IKEA kallax. No John Lewis for him. Spare the flatpack furniture and spoil the child, as they say in crappy Thorpe Bay bungalows.
Off topic but if you won the boat on Bullseye, how the hell do you divide it into two winners, and...if you lived in the Midlands you were buggered, and miles from the sea. This was once a topic of serious discussion in the Pav household.I am an 80s child and we had bloody Dettol baths. My Nan swore a cupful of tit you use to clean a floor was perfect every Sunday night to see me in good stead for school.
Let's not go back to that level of hurt.
Especially as we don't have Bullseye to watch afterwards as a bribe
